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Look what you made me do
Largest Retail Industry: 2,783rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,008thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,047th
The Bovinian State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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CLovidia

Population5.461 billion

CapitalBelgian Blue City
LeaderGrandmaster Bee

Currencyhuman life
Animal1337 CLovine

The Bovinian State of CLovidia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Grandmaster Bee with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.461 billion CLovidians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgian Blue City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.2%.

The frighteningly efficient CLovidian economy, worth a remarkable 1,026 trillion human lives a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 187,968 human lives, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 830,955 per year while the poor average 26,600, a ratio of 31.2 to 1.

Mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, and unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CLovidia's national animal is the 1337 CLovine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CLovidia is ranked 46,730th in the world and 1,074th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 4,502.38 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 2,783rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,008thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,047thLargest Mining Sector: 3,059thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,725thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,942ndMost Patriotic: 4,657thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,893rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,200thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,807thMost Secular: 5,879thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,083rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,239thMost Influential: 6,396thLargest Black Market: 7,017thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,433rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,617thHighest Average Incomes: 8,903rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,637thSmartest Citizens: 10,736thMost Efficient Economies: 12,060thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,741stTop
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Largest Governments: 15,863rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,903rdMost Advanced Public Education: 17,661stMost Subsidized Industry: 18,284thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,993rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 21,152ndHighest Economic Output: 21,153rdMost Developed: 23,427th
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Most Influential: 56th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 57th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 77th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 83rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 86th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 98th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Patriotic: 135th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 142nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 149th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 164th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 168th in the regionLargest Black Market: 182nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 190th in the regionMost Secular: 194th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 197th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 219th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 243rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 246th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 273rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 284th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 360th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 364th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 391st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 403rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 422nd in the regionMost Stationary: 432nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 436th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 466th in the regionMost Developed: 468th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 602nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 670th in the region

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