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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,732ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,109thMost Avoided: 6,792nd
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Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Celsia

Population473 million

CapitalCork

CurrencyPunt
AnimalGorilla

The Dominion of Celsia is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 473 million Celsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cork. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.8%.

The very strong Celsian economy, worth 33.9 trillion Punts a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,619 Punts, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 270,187 per year while the poor average 13,223, a ratio of 20.4 to 1.

A proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews, and homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Celsia's national animal is the Gorilla, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Celsia is ranked 238,418th in the world and 11,840th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 4.89 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,732ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,109thMost Avoided: 6,792ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,115thMost Influential: 10,359thMost Patriotic: 10,570thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 13,747thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,565thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,140thMost Authoritarian: 17,764thMost Conservative: 21,217thLargest Mining Sector: 23,101st
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Avoided: 152nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 238th in the regionMost Patriotic: 239th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 304th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 320th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 410th in the regionLargest Black Market: 445th in the regionMost Armed: 474th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 637th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 640th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 676th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 729th in the regionMost Influential: 753rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 792nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 797th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 890th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 966th in the regionMost Conservative: 1,177th in the region

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