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Time for change John dover
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,631stMost Influential: 5,388thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,229th
The Oligarchy of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Caro1inia

Population1.331 billion

Capitalł
LeaderJohn dover
FaithCłğřmm

CurrencyDasan
AnimalPenguin

The Oligarchy of Caro1inia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by John dover with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.331 billion Caro1anins are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ł. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.4%.

The thriving Caro1anin economy, worth 127 trillion Dasans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 96,127 Dasans, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, and movie references are legally admissible in court. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caro1inia's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cłğřmm.

Caro1inia is ranked 36,233rd in the world and 993rd in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 7.21 bananas ingested per day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,631stMost Influential: 5,388thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,229thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,458thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,266thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,657thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,822ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,001stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,914th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 260th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 278th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 312th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 359th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 367th in the regionMost Influential: 403rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 413th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 545th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 598th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 716th in the regionBest Weather: 872nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 951st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 993rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 999th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Caro1inia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
  • : Caro1inia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
  • : Following new legislation in Caro1inia, movie references are legally admissible in court.
  • : Following new legislation in Caro1inia, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Caro1inia, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Caro1inia, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
  • : Following new legislation in Caro1inia, the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy".
  • : Caro1inia lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Caro1inia lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Caro1inia endorsed The Ship Fleet of Loreintor.

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