NATION

PASSWORD

'Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg!'
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,138thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,607thMost Pacifist: 1,836th
The People's Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Capablanca

Population5.846 billion

CapitalThe Golden City of Congress
LeaderThe Most Random of Numbers
FaithNo Official Religion

CurrencyFreedollar
AnimalBureaucat

The People's Republic of Capablanca is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Most Random of Numbers with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.846 billion Capablancans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Golden City of Congress. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Capablancan economy, worth a remarkable 1,067 trillion Freedollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 182,588 Freedollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Living well is no longer the best kind of revenge, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why The Most Random of Numbers is a silly poophead. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capablanca's national animal is the Bureaucat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is No Official Religion.

Capablanca is ranked 246,625th in the world and 9,053rd in Osiris for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7.07 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,138thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,607thMost Pacifist: 1,836thMost Inclusive: 2,030thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,248thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,283rdSafest: 2,459thNicest Citizens: 2,607thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,135thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,218thMost Developed: 3,300thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,412thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,423rdHighest Food Quality: 3,520thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,861stSmartest Citizens: 4,132ndLargest Governments: 4,161stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,289thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,640thHealthiest Citizens: 4,743rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,767thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,150thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,254thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,390thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,766thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,063rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,277thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,567thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,723rdMost Secular: 6,898thLowest Crime Rates: 7,086thBest Weather: 8,474thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,640thMost Cultured: 9,511thHighest Average Incomes: 13,447thTop
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Most Income Equality: 23,590thHighest Economic Output: 28,329th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 28th in the regionMost Pacifist: 65th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 66th in the regionMost Inclusive: 76th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 85th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 95th in the regionNicest Citizens: 107th in the regionSafest: 108th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 123rd in the regionMost Developed: 127th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 135th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 152nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 161st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 163rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 165th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 171st in the regionLargest Governments: 173rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 187th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 207th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 225th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 227th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 228th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 238th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 249th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 251st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 320th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 332nd in the regionMost Secular: 339th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 342nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 364th in the regionMost Politically Free: 370th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 382nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 391st in the regionBest Weather: 440th in the regionMost Cultured: 503rd in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 860th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 925th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Capablanca, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why The Most Random of Numbers is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Capablanca, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Following new legislation in Capablanca, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Capablanca, living well is no longer the best kind of revenge.
  • : Following new legislation in Capablanca, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Capablanca, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
  • : Following new legislation in Capablanca, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
  • : Following new legislation in Capablanca, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
  • : Capablanca was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Capablanca's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".

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