Population | 5.846 billion |
Capital | The Golden City of Congress |
Leader | The Most Random of Numbers |
Faith | No Official Religion |
Currency | Freedollar |
Animal | Bureaucat |
The People's Republic of Capablanca is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Most Random of Numbers with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.846 billion Capablancans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Golden City of Congress. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Capablancan economy, worth a remarkable 1,067 trillion Freedollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 182,588 Freedollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Living well is no longer the best kind of revenge, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why The Most Random of Numbers is a silly poophead. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capablanca's national animal is the Bureaucat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is No Official Religion.
Capablanca is ranked 246,625th in the world and 9,053rd in Osiris for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7.07 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Capablanca, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why The Most Random of Numbers is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in Capablanca, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
- : Following new legislation in Capablanca, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
- : Following new legislation in Capablanca, living well is no longer the best kind of revenge.
- : Following new legislation in Capablanca, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
- : Following new legislation in Capablanca, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Capablanca, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
- : Following new legislation in Capablanca, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
- : Capablanca was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
- : Capablanca's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".