The Incorporated States of True nukes is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 162 million True nukesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large government prioritizes Welfare, although Defense, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 51.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The True nukesian economy, worth 7.30 trillion Plutonium-239s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Retail, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 45,042 Plutonium-239s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in True nukes City for fear of causing a fuss, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, and jailbreaking is the best-selling book category of the year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. True nukes's national animal is the I don’t know, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

True nukes is ranked 61,721^st in the world and 4^th in Da People Realm for Most Patriotic, with 22.79 flags saluted per person per day.