The Dependent Territory of Bouveteiland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ministry of Justice and Public Security with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.295 billion nationals are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of An Amateur DX-pedition Radio Station. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong Bouveteiland economy, worth 980 trillion crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 73,715 crowns, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, and the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bouveteiland's national animal is the macaroni penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Bouveteiland is ranked 193,219^th in the world and 10^th in 1st Lutheran Christian Community for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.