The Empire of Boisonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Mahboison with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.077 billion Boisonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sakusato. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Boisonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,112 trillion ボ金s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 204,832 ボ金s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Boisonia, weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, and old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore. Crime is totally unknown. Boisonia's national animal is the Succubus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Boisonia is ranked 5,763^rd in the world and 1^st in Shin Chikyuu for Safest, scoring 129.03 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.