Population | 6.3 billion |
Capital | Trollingham |
Leader | High Captain Trollge |
Faith | The Church of Trolling |
Currency | Trollings |
Animal | Troll |
The Dominion of Trollgeria is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by High Captain Trollge with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.3 billion Trollgerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trollingham. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Trollgerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,174 trillion Trollings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 186,490 Trollings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, visiting the best Trollgerian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, and the latest political memes depict High Captain Trollge as an overly-choreographed robot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trollgeria's national animal is the Troll, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Trolling.
Trollgeria is ranked 18,741st in the world and 3rd in The Absolution for Most Corrupt Governments, with 105.42 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Trollgeria's influence in The Absolution fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
- : Trollgeria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed, Most Patriotic, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Highest Average Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality.
- : Trollgeria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Trollgeria, the latest political memes depict High Captain Trollge as an overly-choreographed robot.
- : Following new legislation in Trollgeria, visiting the best Trollgerian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
- : Following new legislation in Trollgeria, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
- : Following new legislation in Trollgeria, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
- : Following new legislation in Trollgeria, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
- : Trollgeria's influence in The Absolution rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
- : Trollgeria lost WA Delegate status in The Absolution.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.