The Republic of Arhanistan is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 6.571 billion Arhanistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Arhanistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,662 trillion Marbozzes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 252,985 Marbozzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War is made in the name of love, grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, and children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arhanistan's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Arhanistan is ranked 14,140^th in the world and 291^st in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 55.55 flags saluted per person per day.