The National People's Republic of Blangstan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Wali Nanggroë Manan Al-falah with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.846 billion Blangians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuta Blang. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blangstanian economy, worth 579 trillion Pengs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,629 Pengs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, comic books avoid plot inconsistencies by removing the plot, and children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blangstan's national animal is the Rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aswaja.

Blangstan is ranked 310,768^th in the world and 52^nd in United Fascist Workers Association for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -49 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.