NATION

PASSWORD

God Homeland Family
Most Devout: 1,668thMost Patriotic: 2,918thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,775th
The National People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Blangstan

Population3.846 billion

CapitalKuta Blang
LeaderWali NanggroŽ Manan Al-falah
FaithAswaja

CurrencyPeng
AnimalRooster

The National People's Republic of Blangstan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Wali NanggroŽ Manan Al-falah with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.846 billion Blangians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuta Blang. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blangstanian economy, worth 579 trillion Pengs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,629 Pengs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, comic books avoid plot inconsistencies by removing the plot, and children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blangstan's national animal is the Rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aswaja.

Blangstan is ranked 310,768th in the world and 52nd in United Fascist Workers Association for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -49 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most Devout: 1,668thMost Patriotic: 2,918thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,775thLowest Crime Rates: 3,948thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,204thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,075thMost Armed: 5,949thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,621stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,987thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,397thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,708thLargest Governments: 7,836thHealthiest Citizens: 7,976thBest Weather: 8,970thMost Developed: 10,011thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,686thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,693rdMost Beautiful Environments: 11,979thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,032ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,085thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,399thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,063rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,274thMost Authoritarian: 14,571stMost Corrupt Governments: 14,820thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,968thHighest Average Incomes: 17,312thSmartest Citizens: 20,290thMost Conservative: 21,289thMost Cultured: 22,031stSafest: 22,997thHighest Food Quality: 25,358thMost Advanced Public Transport: 28,009th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blangstan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "World Assembly Official Merchandise".
  • : Blangstan altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Blangstan, children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast.
  • : Following new legislation in Blangstan, comic books avoid plot inconsistencies by removing the plot.
  • : Following new legislation in Blangstan, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Following new legislation in Blangstan, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
  • : Following new legislation in Blangstan, nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers.
  • : Blangstan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Public Endangered Species Table".
  • : Blangstan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Canada".
  • : Following new legislation in Blangstan, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left.

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