The State of Bailey Quarters is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-working population of 16.386 billion Bailey Quartersians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia Heights. The average income tax rate is 24.7%.

The Bailey Quartersian economy, worth 625 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 38,160 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Bailey Quarters has designated Columbia Heights as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bailey Quarters's national animal is the deer.

Bailey Quarters is ranked 152,621^st in the world and 3^rd in The Republic of California for Safest, scoring 57.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.