The Defender of Superduckland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Warden Ducky with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.43 billion Ducks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duckland. The average income tax rate is 8.4%.

The strong Duck economy, worth 131 trillion Duckcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,924 Duckcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Calling dibs is an unalienable right, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, and gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Superduckland's national animal is the Duck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Duckism.

Superduckland is ranked 125,772^nd in the world and 1,451^st in Artificial Solar System for Most Corrupt Governments, with 6.6 kickbacks per hour.