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Most Avoided: 7,794th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,519th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,838th
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Asiopolmia

Population192 million

CurrencyGayboy
Animalcow

The Federation of Asiopolmia is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 192 million Asiopolmiians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 9.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Asiopolmian economy, worth 13.5 trillion Gayboys a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 70,498 Gayboys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Asiopolmia's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Asiopolmia is ranked 54,475th in the world and 310th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 3,136.93 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Avoided: 7,794thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,519thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,838thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,747thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,096thMost Armed: 13,080thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,282ndMost Average: 14,224thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,981stFattest Citizens: 16,606th
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Most Average: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 35th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 37th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 40th in the regionMost Politically Free: 51st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 51st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Asiopolmia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Severisen".
  • : Asiopolmia endorsed The Empire of Kazakah.
  • : Following new legislation in Asiopolmia, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Asiopolmia, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Asiopolmia, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • : Asiopolmia was endorsed by The Military state of New-Korean union.
  • : Asiopolmia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Asiopolmia, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Asiopolmia endorsed The Military state of New-Korean union.
  • : Following new legislation in Asiopolmia, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions.

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Endorsements Received: 6 » North Emestia, Jocospor, Regna Loreau, Winter Gulley, Serendipita, and New-Korean union.

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