Sit Nomine Digna
Largest Gambling Industry: 131stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 137thLargest Retail Industry: 164th
The Imperial Free City of
Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population13.511 billion

Capitalle Palais-Royal
LeaderThe Duke d' Bernhardi
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyGold Aschenburg Crown
AnimalAschenburgarian Sailfish

The Imperial Free City of Aschenburg is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Duke d' Bernhardi with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, triple-decker prams, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.511 billion Aschenburgarians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Defense and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of le Palais-Royal. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Aschenburgian economy, worth a remarkable 5,357 trillion Gold Aschenburg Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 396,493 Gold Aschenburg Crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,908,487 per year while the poor average 16,569, a ratio of 175 to 1.

Things are looking up for sentient toilet bowls, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Aschenburg's national animal is the Aschenburgarian Sailfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Aschenburg is ranked 270,720th in the world and 12,680th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.15 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Largest Gambling Industry: 131stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 137thLargest Retail Industry: 164thHighest Crime Rates: 172ndMost Armed: 191stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 200thRudest Citizens: 216thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 221stFattest Citizens: 227thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 242ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 271stMost Avoided: 283rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 297thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 367thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 497thMost Efficient Economies: 571stMost Corrupt Governments: 637thMost Valuable International Artwork: 650thMost Rebellious Youth: 851stLargest Insurance Industry: 963rdHighest Average Incomes: 972ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 978thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,052ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,117thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,232ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,288thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,331stLargest Mining Sector: 1,544thMost Influential: 1,671stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,069thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,131stHighest Economic Output: 2,218thMost Cultured: 2,412thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 3,718thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,077thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,193rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,552ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,844thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,999thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,096thSmartest Citizens: 8,175thTop
Largest Black Market: 15,825thLargest Governments: 22,561stLargest Populations: 22,818thMost Pro-Market: 24,709th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 18th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 23rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 32nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 32nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 39th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 47th in the regionMost Cultured: 66th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 76th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 90th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 115th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 123rd in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 136th in the regionMost Influential: 151st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 175th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 207th in the regionLargest Black Market: 221st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 224th in the regionLargest Populations: 239th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 239th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 257th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 399th in the regionMost Stationary: 523rd in the regionLargest Governments: 608th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 865th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aschenburg, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free.
  • : Following new legislation in Aschenburg, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Aschenburg, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs.
  • : Following new legislation in Aschenburg, things are looking up for sentient toilet bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in Aschenburg, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Aschenburg, baseball caps are the new fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Aschenburg, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Aschenburgian pirates.
  • : Aschenburg endorsed The Queendom of Merevane.
  • : Aschenburg endorsed The Federation of No moking.
  • : Aschenburg endorsed The Kingdom of Shadeth.


World Assembly

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