The Republic of United Weale Eartios is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 1.108 billion Eartiosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ehakilu. The average income tax rate is 62.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eartiosian economy, worth 92.7 trillion Ekalis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,664 Ekalis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, Ehakilu has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, and citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Weale Eartios's national animal is the Kala Birb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Weale Eartios is ranked 278,503^rd in the world and 5,045^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.57 flags saluted per person per day.