The United States of Americantopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Freeman with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.577 billion Americantopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Americantopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,015 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,716 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, the endangered saltwater humpback eagle is only seen in captivity programs, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Americantopia, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Americantopia's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Americantopia is ranked 19,985^th in the world and 569^th in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 117.07 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.