The Allied States of Tiki Masa is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 13.524 billion Tiki Masans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiki Hasana. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tiki Masan economy, worth a remarkable 2,320 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,583 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, even God cannot save you in Tiki Masa, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, and scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiki Masa's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tiki Masa is ranked 219,240^th in the world and 9^th in Force for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.