The Colony of Acolytian Moon Land is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 149 million Acolytian Moon Landians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 25.9%.

The strong Acolytian Moon Landian economy, worth 7.14 trillion Acolytian Heiks a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery and Soda Sales. Average income is 47,887 Acolytian Heiks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Acolytian Moon Land's national animal is the Acolytian Foret.

Acolytian Moon Land is ranked 191,616^th in the world and 4,941^st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -3.16 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.