NATION

PASSWORD

I rebel; therefore I exist
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,035thMost Influential: 4,095thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,168th
The People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Absurd Land

Population955 million

CapitalKierkegaard
LeaderPresident Kafka

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalBlack Sheep

The People's Republic of Absurd Land is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Kafka with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 955 million Absurd Landians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kierkegaard. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Absurd Landian economy, worth 107 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 112,996 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Bitcoin treacle machine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absurd Land's national animal is the Black Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absurd Land is ranked 10,190th in the world and 49th in The Internationale for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 26,441.85 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,035thMost Influential: 4,095thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,168thSafest: 5,994thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,790thMost Pacifist: 6,923rdMost Inclusive: 7,226thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,241stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,246thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,321stNicest Citizens: 7,419thMost Developed: 9,391stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,408thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,064thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,190thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,471stTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,252ndLongest Average Lifespans: 11,260thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,436thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,733rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,764thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,018thMost Cultured: 12,240thLowest Crime Rates: 12,489thBest Weather: 12,611thSmartest Citizens: 12,804thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,117thHealthiest Citizens: 14,063rdLargest Governments: 14,443rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,892ndMost Secular: 15,006thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,942ndMost Efficient Economies: 21,429th
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Most Influential: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Absurd Land was endorsed by The Republic of Dominguez Hills.
  • : Absurd Land endorsed The Commonwealth of Yahalooland.
  • : Following new legislation in Absurd Land, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Bitcoin treacle machine.
  • : Following new legislation in Absurd Land, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
  • : Following new legislation in Absurd Land, restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics.
  • : Following new legislation in Absurd Land, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Absurd Land, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • : Absurd Land voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Ever-Wandering Souls".
  • : Absurd Land voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pedagogical Freedom".
  • : Absurd Land's influence in The Internationale rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".

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