I rebel; therefore I exist
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,031stMost Influential: 5,618thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,940th
The People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Absurd Land

Population504 million


AnimalBlack Sheep

The People's Republic of Absurd Land is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 504 million Absurd Landians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kierkegaard. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Absurd Landian economy, worth 49.0 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 97,314 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", bars are packed at all hours, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absurd Land's national animal is the Black Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absurd Land is ranked 197,568th in the world and 408th in The Internationale for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -12 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,031stMost Influential: 5,618thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,940thMost Pacifist: 7,323rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,392ndMost Inclusive: 8,504thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,962ndSafest: 9,140thNicest Citizens: 9,157thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,324thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 10,693rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,184thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,330thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,531stLongest Average Lifespans: 15,637thLowest Crime Rates: 16,462ndBest Weather: 16,545thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,659thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,848thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,022ndMost Cultured: 17,086thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,107thMost Income Equality: 17,653rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,040thHealthiest Citizens: 18,608thSmartest Citizens: 19,003rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,011thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,161stMost Developed: 19,481st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 36th in the region

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