The Monarchy of Khavvkhnsjnjiekh is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by maagu Parasu with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 14.351 billion Varduls enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dosada. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Khavvkhnsjnjiekhian economy, worth a remarkable 1,609 trillion Tapivs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 112,129 Tapivs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, the old neighbourhood isn't how most Varduls remember it, and city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khavvkhnsjnjiekh's national animal is the Pygmy Devil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Spiral of Wishes.

Khavvkhnsjnjiekh is ranked 1,775^th in the world and 2^nd in Groland for Safest, scoring 150.61 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.