The Cybermetropolis of Jittersamhay is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Overmind with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.526 billion citizens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Epsilon Hub. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient citizen economy, worth a remarkable 5,352 trillion Universal Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 209,677 Universal Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jittersamhay's national animal is the Unshackled AI, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jittersamhay is ranked 970^th in the world and 2^nd in Antarctica for Safest, scoring 166.68 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.