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The Infernum wrote:

Hello! I'm back!

Welcome Back! You were missed.

Hello.

Wassup, nice to have a few more countries here.

Merry Christmas!

**sends over a tray of Christmas cookies**

Look where I ended up again
Tried going to my grave before Valentines, and now I’m stuck here
My trusty umbrella that I use to travel around has unfortunately tattered, so I’ll be here for a while
I remember someone said I’d return here someday

They were right

Holiday Jumper wrote:

Look where I ended up again
Tried going to my grave before Valentines, and now I’m stuck here
My trusty umbrella that I use to travel around has unfortunately tattered, so I’ll be here for a while
I remember someone said I’d return here someday

They were right

You will always return to where your deeds have sent you.

Daisy Johnson wrote:

You will always return to where your deeds have sent you.

Deeds? What deeds?

(Nervous laughter)

I’m completely and utterly innocent

OOC: It’s good to be back

Holiday Jumper wrote:

Deeds? What deeds?

(Nervous laughter)

I’m completely and utterly innocent

OOC: It’s good to be back

You know deep down what you have done without me elaborating them. Everybody here is completely innocent in their own minds, but if they were, they wouldn't be here in the first place. Remember Underworld is the gateway to Hell.

Daisy Johnson wrote:

You know deep down what you have done without me elaborating them. Everybody here is completely innocent in their own minds, but if they were, they wouldn't be here in the first place. Remember Underworld is the gateway to Hell.

Well…I won’t be here forever…right…?
I did escape before…in due time I will try again
My place is a bed underneath the graves, not here

Holiday Jumper wrote:

Well…I won’t be here forever…right…?
I did escape before…in due time I will try again
My place is a bed underneath the graves, not here

Well, as long as you are here...Welcome.

Thank you for the establishment of embassies, True Waskaria seeks to diplomatically unite nearlly every region in the NS verse.

-Highest regards, Overlord Otgonbaiyar Salomani.

Hell! Oh sorry, I forgot a letter. Hello!!!

It has been A FEW YEARS since I was in this region but I have returned to fulfil all your flip flop needs; for while I do not give a flip, I gladly give out flip flops ... for the right price.

Conqueror Worm you are still around here!! Hooray :D I suppose you are quite accustomed to the roaring flames and interminable sense of doom now

I do not give a flip wrote:

Hell! Oh sorry, I forgot a letter. Hello!!!

It has been A FEW YEARS since I was in this region but I have returned to fulfil all your flip flop needs; for while I do not give a flip, I gladly give out flip flops ... for the right price.

Conqueror Worm you are still around here!! Hooray :D I suppose you are quite accustomed to the roaring flames and interminable sense of doom now

Oh good, you're back. Dolphins stole my flip-flops while I was at the beach...evil dolphins! ...at the evil beach!

One pair, please.

Conqueror Worm wrote:

Oh good, you're back. Dolphins stole my flip-flops while I was at the beach...evil dolphins! ...at the evil beach!

One pair, please.

There will be a 20% sales tax on all transactions here.

Daisy Johnson wrote:

There will be a 20% sales tax on all transactions here.

Hm, I'm sure there was a table around here, somewhere, under which deals were often made...

Conqueror Worm wrote:

Hm, I'm sure there was a table around here, somewhere, under which deals were often made...

All tables here were sent to Hell to fuel the fires there.

Daisy Johnson wrote:

All tables here were sent to Hell to fuel the fires there.

Most unfortunate. Maybe I'll recruit one of those lawyers that Hell seems to be packed with, and see if they can't do something about hiding this money...

Conqueror Worm wrote:

Most unfortunate. Maybe I'll recruit one of those lawyers that Hell seems to be packed with, and see if they can't do something about hiding this money...

Because they're on Hell, proves that they weren't very successful in their shenanigans.

Daisy Johnson wrote:

Because they're on Hell, proves that they weren't very successful in their shenanigans.

True. They're no Daniel Webster.

Well, now I am on my way, as I finally fixed my traveling parasol. Thanks for the, um, great visit.

Holiday Jumper wrote:

Well, now I am on my way, as I finally fixed my traveling parasol. Thanks for the, um, great visit.

Bon Chance.

Conqueror Worm wrote:

Oh good, you're back. Dolphins stole my flip-flops while I was at the beach...evil dolphins! ...at the evil beach!

One pair, please.

I always thought there was something sinister about dolphin laughter.

*opens a suitcase and uncoils a humongous contraption of belts, buckles, and footwear. The Conqueror Worm Flip Flop 2.0 is much improved from its predecessor, the attachment system being significantly more compact and less cumbersome, with a sleek, modern look for a modern worm. After all, what's the point of being in the Underworld if you don't have the aesthetic to match?*

I do not give a flip wrote:

I always thought there was something sinister about dolphin laughter.

If you want sinister,check out the laugh of the Orca's.

I do not give a flip wrote:

*opens a suitcase and uncoils a humongous contraption of belts, buckles, and footwear. The Conqueror Worm Flip Flop 2.0 is much improved from its predecessor, the attachment system being significantly more compact and less cumbersome, with a sleek, modern look for a modern worm. After all, what's the point of being in the Underworld if you don't have the aesthetic to match?*

*slips inside the flip-flop*

Squee! It's like a full-body pair of crocs...I've never been so comfortable