AHHH ME TOO
Clothing is illegal in my country muhahaha
That's just strange...
“Have you ever thought that maybe there’s a good reason Theolan is gripped by the magic of attack ads?” questions sleazy television executive Michonne Locke. “We love filth! We love drama! These issues like ‘climate change,’ ‘corruption,’ ‘deteriorating relations with Maxtopia,’ they’re real downers and will they ever REALLY be solved? Surely Theolanians agree - politics is a spectacle and a blood sport, and one that needs to be drenched in more garbage, not less. We shall make the politics of Theolan the greatest reality show in The United Liberal Imperialistic Faction! Heck, we can even use that Question Period footage that featured the Opposition Leader getting egged and that random MP smashing a chair on the Interior Minister for our opening title!”
Prominent lawyer Larry Hume recently quit his high-profile job at a prestigious criminal defence law firm, citing that he can make more money by concentrating on his other job: writing essays and dissertations for law students. Your cousin, who happens to be the managing partner at the firm in question - the internationally renowned Bickers, Slaughter & Hyde - is making a fuss over this.
“Normally I charge for this sort of thing, but I’ll make this argument pro bono,” begins Hume, opening a prepared dossier of legal arguments. “Firstly, nulla poena sine lege. Secondly, it’s clearly stated on my website that the essays and dissertations provided are unique crafted example texts, with the caveat that they must not be passed as the purchaser’s work. If clients of mine enter into these agreements with a suppressio veri, then I can hardly be a party to the blame; if anything, I would have locus standi as an injured party. These malcontent students are sui juris. Rosalia should take her in terrorem claptrap to them.”
“In terro-what now?” asks your aide suspiciously. “I hate lawyers and all their fancy foreign words. What’s wrong with speaking our plain old lingua franca? I reckon we can deal with this whole mess by getting rid of courts and lawyers. It’s only what they deserve. Quid pro quo, right?”
Can I have an issue that doesn't require me to know Latin?
That might be an issue XD
Wait I'm literally 61st in the world for Trout Fishing
Can anyone explain how that happened so fast
Greetings from the new capital Owl's Hollow of Zekenak!
(What's your 16P name again? Sorry, I can't keep track of everyone.)
Perhaps, we take a different outlook on things but I understand where you are coming from,