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The...what did you guys do???

Drystar wrote:

You don’t get paid until you put out the Great Cow Fire, my news teams have been waiting for weeks to see if fire teams ever show up, and that costs.

The recowcitrant rebels will not rest until their milk is kept out of perfectly good chocolate!

Volaworand wrote:

I still get all the pebbles, right?

But you'll be donating many to my campaign, won't you, darling?

Alice Parker wrote:

Our team if fine; however, our opponents were sent home in ambulances.

Oh, I remember. I had quite the time at Sotheby's after that particular windfall.

Drystar wrote:

You don’t get paid until you put out the Great Cow Fire, my news teams have been waiting for weeks to see if fire teams ever show up, and that costs.

We clearly dispatched the appropriate Ultra Flammable Foam Spray Team as dictated by the terms of your contract.

You can see the flames from space now! Isn't that what you wanted? The Ultra Flammable package? Or was it the the Ultra Inflammable Package? either way... we delivered, you pay! it's the law!

Now pay up or we will light the other half on fire too. You know we can do it. just look at what happened last time you fell behind on your fire prevention payment!

Is Laamiva still doing her work?

I'm mostly done with one of my factbooks

Western fardelshufflestein wrote:

The...what did you guys do???

nothing! We definitely didn't not drop penguin guano off in TEP.

Melicorium wrote:

Is Laamiva still doing her work?

I'm mostly done with one of my factbooks

(SCRAPPED) Squad/Crew Roles and Equipment

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I should be... But I have still a few days time :P Made most of it today, though. I am speed.
And yay! I haven't even started-

Laamiva wrote:

I should be... But I have still a few days time :P Made most of it today, though. I am speed.
And yay! I haven't even started-

You haven’t started what?

You have, like, two weeks of school left, while I have none.

Volaworand wrote:

We clearly dispatched the appropriate Ultra Flammable Foam Spray Team as dictated by the terms of your contract.

You can see the flames from space now! Isn't that what you wanted? The Ultra Flammable package? Or was it the the Ultra Inflammable Package? either way... we delivered, you pay! it's the law!

Matters of payment have to be handled by another department, did you file your 347D-3 form requisition in triplicate, we can’t process your 273f-B payment request forms until you do. Oh, we stopped validated parking, so you owe us a tidy sum for the use of our non clearly marked spots. I believe the going rate is 7.99 for the first 3 minutes, then 9.99 for every minute after.

Melicorium wrote:

You haven’t started what?

You have, like, two weeks of school left, while I have none.

Started developing any factbooks. Well, I guess except one, but that one doesn't count.
Technically a month, but practically yea.. 2 weeks.

Laamiva wrote:

Started developing any factbooks. Well, I guess except one, but that one doesn't count.
Technically a month, but practically yea.. 2 weeks.

Your Polandballs thing should be an Account or Meta, then.

Maybe write a factbook of a simple overview of your country?
Here’s mine; it can help you.

Zidium wrote:

if the regions with the most states r ded what about smaller regions. they r probably REALLLLLLY dead

Pencil Sharpeners 2 wrote:

Oh damn Poppy really went hard on Astoria. RIP.

Yeah, but luckily everyone who was around on the discord before I stopped using discord due to technical issues with it knows.
I am a supporter and I'm sure a lot of you know why and it all not be repeated because telling the people I told was hard enough.

It's normal to be supportive of something but have an opinion.

Volaworand wrote:

you'll have to speak with Ms. Helen Wait in the Bulgarian front office of our Nigerian Shell Corporation, currently accepting calls via our Malvinan subsidiary.

Yes... Just go to Helen Wait.

If you have any issues with our customer service, you’ll have to take up with Aumeltopia, he set the whole thing up one weekend over several garbage cans and a case of Red Bull.

Drystar wrote:

Matters of payment have to be handled by another department, did you file your 347D-3 form requisition in triplicate, we can’t process your 273f-B payment request forms until you do. Oh, we stopped validated parking, so you owe us a tidy sum for the use of our non clearly marked spots. I believe the going rate is 7.99 for the first 3 minutes, then 9.99 for every minute after.

You left off about three 0's there, darling.

Volaworand wrote:

you'll have to speak with Ms. Helen Wait in the Bulgarian front office of our Nigerian Shell Corporation, currently accepting calls via our Malvinan subsidiary.

Yes... Just go to Helen Wait.

Oh, very funny, Voly. No, we won't just go home and forget about this.

We demand a larger fire or whatever it is Drystar's going on about!

Drystar wrote:

If you have any issues with our customer service, you’ll have to take up with Aumeltopia, he set the whole thing up one weekend over several garbage cans and a case of Red Bull.

Are you sure it was just that, that seems to low-key even for aumel

Drystar wrote:

If you have any issues with our customer service, you’ll have to take up with Aumeltopia, he set the whole thing up one weekend over several garbage cans and a case of Red Bull.

Western fardelshufflestein there's a couple nations that need to be medical test subjects in the stabbings for pebbles Medicial Research embezzlement scheme.

You know what to do. Get on it.

So glad you have all that experience running the UN's Oil for Food program. It's invaluable! Get yourself something nice at the Tetanus Emporium!

Auphelia wrote:

You left off about three 0's there, darling.

Oh, very funny, Voly. No, we won't just go home and forget about this.

We demand a larger fire or whatever it is Drystar's going on about!

I stand corrected, missed the last few staff meetings where price was discussed. It helps if someone *eyes Aumeltopia* sends out updated pricing memos.

Drystar wrote:

I stand corrected, missed the last few staff meetings where price was discussed. It helps if someone *eyes Aumeltopia* sends out updated pricing memos.

I told you hiring a raccoon wasn't a good idea. This whole "diversity hiring initiative" is an absolute waste. There are plenty of murderers, thieves, and embezzlers out there, but we have to hire good people?

A waste!

Volaworand wrote:

So glad you have all that experience running the UN's Oil for Food program. It's invaluable! Get yourself something nice at the Tetanus Emporium!

We have a new seasonal blend that's simply to die for!

Volaworand wrote:

You know what to do. Get on it.

Goodness, you sound like Curlyhoward when he's in a hurry.

Melicorium wrote:

Your Polandballs thing should be an Account or Meta, then.

Maybe write a factbook of a simple overview of your country?
Here’s mine; it can help you.

(SCRAPPED) The United Socialist States of America

by Melicorium

As of May 31, 2020
The United Socialist States of America (USSA), also known as the United Socialist States (USS) or America, is a country located in North America, between Alaska and Mexico. It is a union of 32 federated states. It is the third largest country in the world in terms of both total area and population, with its over 351 million citizens occupying an area of over 11.2 million square kilometers (4.3 million square miles).

United Socialist States of America
Estados Unidos Socialistas de America (Spanish)
États-Unis Socialistes d'Amérique (French)
Vereinigten Sozialistischen Staaten von Amerika (German)
美利坚社会主义合众国 (Chinese); Měilìjiān Shèhuì Zhǔyì Hézhòngguó (Pinyin)

NOTE: This map is not the final map. See more information in my factbook featuring the Political Map of the United Socialist States (TBA).

National information

Anthem: "The Internationale"

Capital: Chicago
Largest city: Toronto
Languages: English (lingua franca and language of government); Spanish, French, German, Mandarin Chinese (languages of government); Italian, Polish, Russian, Hebrew, Arabic, Turkish, Japanese, Korean, Tagalog, dozens of other languages; Cherokee, Navajo, hundreds of other Native American languages

Religion: None official; Christianity is majority religion

Demonym: American

Government: Federal presidential constitutional republic
Chairperson of the United Socialist States: Stan Melix (SCA)
Speaker of the House: Brady Horowitz (ANCP)
Chief Justice: Ezekiel Cecora (SCA)

Legislature: United Socialist National Congress

Judiciary: United Socialist Supreme Court

History: WIP

Total area: 11,239,900 sq. km. (4,339,750 sq. mi.)
Percentage water: 6.49%
Total land area: 10,510,431 sq. km. (4,058,100 sq. mi.)

Population: 351,137,497 (July 1, 2020 estimate)
Population density: 33.4/sq. km. (86.5/sq. mi.)

GDP: $22,574,403 million (October 1, 2020 estimate)
GDP per capita: $64,289.35

Currency: USS dollar

Time zone: (UTC-8 to -3:30)

Date format: dd-mm-yyyy or mm-dd-yyyy

Driving side: right

Calling code: +1
ISO 2-letter code: US
ISO 3-letter code: USS
Internet TLD: .uss

NationStates information:
nation=melicorium/detail=factbook/id=1445397

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You shoud use https://nationstates-wiki-generator--crystalliccoder.repl.co/

Auphelia wrote:

I told you hiring a raccoon wasn't a good idea. This whole "diversity hiring initiative" is an absolute waste. There are plenty of murderers, thieves, and embezzlers out there, but we have to hire good people?

A waste!

We have a new seasonal blend that's simply to die for!

Goodness, you sound like Curlyhoward when he's in a hurry.

I concur

Melicorium wrote:

Your Polandballs thing should be an Account or Meta, then.

Maybe write a factbook of a simple overview of your country?
Here’s mine; it can help you.

(SCRAPPED) The United Socialist States of America

by Melicorium

As of May 31, 2020
The United Socialist States of America (USSA), also known as the United Socialist States (USS) or America, is a country located in North America, between Alaska and Mexico. It is a union of 32 federated states. It is the third largest country in the world in terms of both total area and population, with its over 351 million citizens occupying an area of over 11.2 million square kilometers (4.3 million square miles).

United Socialist States of America
Estados Unidos Socialistas de America (Spanish)
États-Unis Socialistes d'Amérique (French)
Vereinigten Sozialistischen Staaten von Amerika (German)
美利坚社会主义合众国 (Chinese); Měilìjiān Shèhuì Zhǔyì Hézhòngguó (Pinyin)

NOTE: This map is not the final map. See more information in my factbook featuring the Political Map of the United Socialist States (TBA).

National information

Anthem: "The Internationale"

Capital: Chicago
Largest city: Toronto
Languages: English (lingua franca and language of government); Spanish, French, German, Mandarin Chinese (languages of government); Italian, Polish, Russian, Hebrew, Arabic, Turkish, Japanese, Korean, Tagalog, dozens of other languages; Cherokee, Navajo, hundreds of other Native American languages

Religion: None official; Christianity is majority religion

Demonym: American

Government: Federal presidential constitutional republic
Chairperson of the United Socialist States: Stan Melix (SCA)
Speaker of the House: Brady Horowitz (ANCP)
Chief Justice: Ezekiel Cecora (SCA)

Legislature: United Socialist National Congress

Judiciary: United Socialist Supreme Court

History: WIP

Total area: 11,239,900 sq. km. (4,339,750 sq. mi.)
Percentage water: 6.49%
Total land area: 10,510,431 sq. km. (4,058,100 sq. mi.)

Population: 351,137,497 (July 1, 2020 estimate)
Population density: 33.4/sq. km. (86.5/sq. mi.)

GDP: $22,574,403 million (October 1, 2020 estimate)
GDP per capita: $64,289.35

Currency: USS dollar

Time zone: (UTC-8 to -3:30)

Date format: dd-mm-yyyy or mm-dd-yyyy

Driving side: right

Calling code: +1
ISO 2-letter code: US
ISO 3-letter code: USS
Internet TLD: .uss

NationStates information:
nation=melicorium/detail=factbook/id=1445397

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Huh.. Maybe I should change it to that.

I wanted to do that actually.. But I still can't decide what I want my nation to be like exactly.. I mean for now it's mostly a big cultural mix :/ But thank you^^

Laamiva wrote:

Huh.. Maybe I should change it to that.

I wanted to do that actually.. But I still can't decide what I want my nation to be like exactly.. I mean for now it's mostly a big cultural mix :/ But thank you^^

No problem, my friend ^-^

Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-aided Enrichment Center.

Aperturescience wrote:

Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-aided Enrichment Center.

As I said.. No human subjects, please!

Volaworand wrote:

Perhaps a nice all expenses paid beach vacation will change your mind?

I'm a winter person, so you won't me over with beach vacation offers.