Messages Flying chat monkeys 4 years 114 days ago
Bearistotle and hebert wrote: We brought peppermint muffins to share.*Makes two peppermint coffees to go for the twin bears*
The boss, The grand puffle republic , grows mint in his garden up on the roof which we use in our food and drink.
Bearistotle and hebert , The grand puffle republic , Pigeon phorge , and Barristaland
Vampkyrie 4 years 114 days ago The House at Pooh Corner
Pigeon phorge wrote: We do our best to provide dinner entertainment for the guests. Glad you enjoy the floor show.Blushes. I might have gotten a bit carried away. Thank you for your kindness.Gets up, brushes herself off, leaves a generous tip, and sidles out the door.
Bearistotle and hebert , The grand puffle republic , Pigeon phorge , Rejectionville , and 1 other Barristaland
Barristaland 4 years 114 days ago
I love the floorshow where the pigeon flies by and poops on the guests shoulders, like statues, and they make noises...kinda like that routine with partially-filled wine glasses and rim melodies, you know? 🤔 It's raucous when Phorge does it though! 😁
The grand puffle republic and Pigeon phorge
The grand puffle republic 4 years 114 days ago
The Ruby Ranch Republic wrote:*Mysterious man in well tailored suit enters the building* I do love a man in a well-tailored suit, do come back. Drink's on me, one well-dressed man to another.
Pigeon phorge , Rejectionville , and Barristaland
Pigeon phorge 4 years 114 days ago
New ingsoc oceania , Depresea , come in, welcome!
Have a seat and somebody will be with you as soon as they are free.
*Continues to bang around in the kitchen*
The grand puffle republic , Rejectionville , and Barristaland
Rejectionville 4 years 114 days ago
Pigeon phorge wrote:New ingsoc oceania , Depresea , come in, welcome!Have a seat and somebody will be with you as soon as they are free.
*Brings them menus*
I'll give you some time to look at those and will be back in a bit. Would you like to order any drinks?
Greater-amazonia 4 years 114 days ago
*A young man in his mid-30s walks in. He is wearing a fashionable suit and is clearly a man of some status.*
Pigeon phorge , Flying chat monkeys , and Barristaland
Flying chat monkeys 4 years 114 days ago
Greater-amazonia wrote:*A young man in his mid-30s walks in. He is wearing a fashionable suit and is clearly a man of some status.* Go ahead and sit anywhere, we're not too busy. There are tables and booths, or you can join me at the counter.
Pigeon phorge , Rejectionville , Barristaland , and Greater-amazonia
The Königreich of The Ruby Ranch Republic 4 years 113 days ago The City of New York
*Same man in black rimmed sunglasses and a well tailored suit enters coffee shop*
The grand puffle republic , Pigeon phorge , and Barristaland
The Königreich of The Ruby Ranch Republic 4 years 113 days ago The City of New York
The grand puffle republic , Pigeon phorge , and Barristaland
The Königreich of The Ruby Ranch Republic 4 years 113 days ago The City of New York
*Presses button on watch and copy walks out of building while the original sits at the table*
Pigeon phorge and Barristaland
The grand puffle republic 4 years 113 days ago
The Ruby Ranch Republic wrote: Can I get some coffee?Certainly. How would you like it? Straight up?
Pigeon phorge and Barristaland
The Königreich of The Ruby Ranch Republic 4 years 113 days ago Edited The City of New York
Yeah sure, straight up’ll do
The grand puffle republic , Pigeon phorge , and Barristaland
The Königreich of The Ruby Ranch Republic 4 years 113 days ago The City of New York
I’m waiting for an associate to get here, he was supposed to be here an hour ago
Pigeon phorge and Barristaland
Albanay 4 years 113 days ago The City of New York
Man in khaki shorts and Hawaiian shirt enters coffee shop You needed me sir?
Pigeon phorge and Barristaland
The Königreich of The Ruby Ranch Republic 4 years 113 days ago The City of New York
Don’t try to follow in our footsteps, we don’t need your country being our country, do that, or else you’re out of power
Pigeon phorge and Barristaland
The grand puffle republic 4 years 113 days ago
The Ruby Ranch Republic wrote: Yeah sure, straight up’ll do Here you are.Sets coffee down.
Pigeon phorge and Barristaland
Albanay 4 years 113 days ago The City of New York
Pigeon phorge and Barristaland
The Königreich of The Ruby Ranch Republic 4 years 113 days ago The City of New York
*Takes coffee and starts to drink* Thanks
Pigeon phorge and Barristaland
The Königreich of The Ruby Ranch Republic 4 years 113 days ago The City of New York
*Presses button and clone flies back to original body*
Pigeon phorge and Barristaland
Bearistotle and hebert 4 years 113 days ago The House at Pooh Corner
Flying chat monkeys wrote:*Makes two peppermint coffees to go for the twin bears* The boss, The grand puffle republic , grows mint in his garden up on the roof which we use in our food and drink.
Thanks! We love your efforts at providing the freshest ingredients. Do you also have a bee hive up there?
Pigeon phorge , Rejectionville , Flying chat monkeys , Very angry bees , and 1 other Barristaland
Greater-amazonia 4 years 113 days ago
Flying chat monkeys wrote: Go ahead and sit anywhere, we're not too busy. There are tables and booths, or you can join me at the counter.
Why thank you.
*He walks up to the counter*
Do you guys do spiced lattes, by any chance?
Pigeon phorge , Flying chat monkeys , and Barristaland
Flying chat monkeys 4 years 113 days ago
Greater-amazonia wrote: Do you guys do spiced lattes, by any chance?We can give it our best effort.
Take a seat, I'll have that up for you in a jiffy.
*Turns to the espresso machine and begins the elaborate process of pulling shots for a spiced latte*
Pigeon phorge , Barristaland , and Greater-amazonia
Greater-amazonia 4 years 113 days ago
Sure thing. *He sits down*
So, how’s business been lately? I’m on holiday, just so you know. I’m from Brazil, and it’s my first time here in Chicago.
Pigeon phorge , Flying chat monkeys , and Barristaland
Very angry bees 4 years 113 days ago Edited Pocket Universe Couch Fort
Bearistotle and hebert wrote: Do you also have a bee hive up there?Bzz bz bzzz bzz bz bzzzzz bzzz. Bzz? Bz bzzz bzzzz bz bzz bzzzz.
Bearistotle and hebert , Pigeon phorge , and Barristaland