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Horrorlandian State wrote:

*Calls Dr. Oz for surgery instructions.*

*commits brain stop working before he could reach me*

“Mah body shan’t be touched by tha filtheh hands of tha docta!”

-average poor Easunian

North Jus Intius wrote:

Who said anything about violence?
What do you think I'm going to do, stone him to death?

make gogos

Easarion wrote:

*commits brain stop working before he could reach me*

“Mah body shan’t be touched by tha filtheh hands of tha docta!”

-average poor Easunian

*Calls Dr. Phil for psychological support.*

hello northerners.

Horrorlandian State wrote:

*Calls Dr. Phil for psychological support.*

*destroyes phone inside coffin

Guslantis wrote:

Oh my gosh, that's so terrible to hear. I never watched any of his stuff, but it seems like he made a big impact on the Minecraft community.

Hopefully his battle did not cause him much suffering, and that his family has a ton of support in what will be a difficult time.

I'm glad that he was able to provide closure to his fanbase through his father, a lot of times in online communities, no one is able to provide that, even if they wanted to.

Rest in peace, Technoblade.

The final video is heartbreaking to watch. Even though I've never seen an entire video of his, my nieces and nephews have, for sure. It's so tragic.

TheLandOfFunFunFun, how about we extend the deadline for the competition? Then you can complete yours factbook, and I will add more stuff to mine.

Ardonii wrote:

TheLandOfFunFunFun, how about we extend the deadline for the competition? Then you can complete your's factbook, and I will add more stuff to mine.

Sure, though to be honest my drive has kind of died done though I will be adding things to it over time.

I still say that you deserve the win though :)

Trr is crazy rn
I'm having fun :)

Austro-German naval expansion continues!

FLCS/Class C250

by The Imperial Federation of The Austro Germanic Union

FLCS/Class C250

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Design Illustration of a C250 Corvette

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Program Overview
Name: FLCS (Future Light Combat Vessel)/Class C250 (Corvette 250)
Builders: Freidrichshaven Industrial Works
Operators: The Austro-Germanic Union
Preceded By:
• Straßer Class (Guided Missile Corvette Class)
• Breslau Class (Corvette Class)
Cost:
• ℳ9.6 Billion (Estimated Program Cost)
• ℳ285 Million (Estimated Unit Cost)
In Service: Expected by next Year
Planned: 80
On Order: 0
Building: 0
Completed: 80
Active: 0
Decommissioned: 0

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General Specifications
Type: Multi Purpose Corvette
Displacement: 2,500 Tons
Length: 125m
Beam: 18.5m
Draft: 4m
Installed Power:
• 2x Ansel & Sohn AG-650 Gas Turbine Engines, each driving electric generators.
• 2x Kulberg K700 Turbine Generators
• 2 Propellers driven by electric motors
• Total of 80 mW of power
Propulsion: 2 Shafts
Speed: In excess of 45 Knots
Range: 6,500 Nautical Miles
Endurance: 55 Year Service Life
Complement:
• 15 Officers
• 75 Enlisted

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Equipment & Armament

Sensors and Processing Systems:

OF/SPECTACLE MFR X Band Electronically Scanned Array

RS-45 Fire Control Radar Array

A-350 Sonar Suite

AEGIS Shipboard System

Electronic Warfare & Decoys

E-550 “Elektra” Electronic Warfare Suite

G-35 Decoy Launching System

VRS-CHAFF buoys

Armament:
[Smart Munitions]

2x 25 Cell RS-21 Vertical Launch Systems

2x RS-120 Missile Launchers

20x M70 Phase III SAM

5x EXCLBR Missiles

10x T-7 ASROC

10x V-88 Cruise Missiles

15x BM-901 AMC

[Guns]

1x 6.3in K50 Non Recessed Superfiring Gun (AGS)

2x RK-81 Buckle CIWS

3x MKS SCYTHE RWS

4x 13.2mm TuF MG-20

Aircraft Carried: 1x HS-70 Tilt-Jet Transport

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United free lands wrote:

Trr is crazy rn
I'm having fun :)

Is a "family-friendly" drag show happening there?

Horrorlandian State wrote:

Is a "family-friendly" drag show happening there?

Idk
But this is one of the few times I'm having fun, don't ruin it

When will Blackacre be available as a nation name?

Defreo Tay Cyangton wrote:

When will Blackacre be available as a nation name?

When Nancy Pelosi stops drinking before a press conference.

British Bayonet, where would I find the Strangereal map?

Vulpine Leftism Today:

After the civil war and the defeat of the Red Faction. The left in Vulpine fell into disarray. Social Democrats and Liberal Reformists remained the only somewhat leftists able to secure seats. The first “new left” party was the Christian Socialists. They appealed to the religious population and were relatively socially conservative. However they fully advocated for socialist economics and militant anti fascism. Green Party and the Agrarian Party of Vulpine won over farmers.

TheLandOfFunFunFun is ranked 17,768th in the world and 875th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,539.66 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Democatic Donkeys is ranked 2,246th in the world and 107th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 9,278.11 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

What can I say? I like to take care of my people.

Easarion wrote:

British bayonet , where would I find the Strangereal map?

Here's everything you need for Strangereal.

Official Strangereal Roleplay Map

by The ✠ Grand Empire ✠ of Friently

Friently is not a cartographer, do not ask him for cartography related things. Bothering him anyway will result in the immediate and swift rodding of offending nation, thank you

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Strangereal Roleplay Map

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Very important points:

1. If you would like to stake a claim in for some land on the map then TG New Trisone, Waupun Island, Minuda, Illusia and Neverendia, British Bayonet.
2. If you make a post on the RMB asking to be put on the map, or put it in a factbook or dispatch, you will be ignored, please refrain from doing so.
3. Try your best to find out in advance WHERE you would like to claim, not just "can i join the map pls" or a vague "this rough area pls" *points at an entire continent* Get yourself paint.net, make a thing, show where you want it. Or at the very absolute least try to put in words exactly where, it's not that hard.
4. When you know where you want to be, stay there, don't ask carto if you can move. "B-b-but that spot is nicer and-" Should have thought of that in advance.

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READ BEFORE CLAIMING ON THE MAP

nation=friently/detail=factbook/id=851210
page=dispatch/id=1583836

Claims must be:
1. Reasonable enough to be put onto the map. No beginner nation will be the size of Friently, or higher, for their claim. If you want more accurate claims and you have Paint.net, beginner claims have a limit of 40k pixels. Your secondary nation will have to be at 20k pixels or less. However a secondary cannot be claimed immediately upon joining the map.
2. Picky is good. Feel free to request changes to borders if you aren't happy with them.
3. This map's planet is the same size as Earth, so we won't be making the map any bigger. If Earth can fit 200 nations, so can this.
4. We are not changing or adding new territory to the map. Use the existing land more efficiently and we won't need any more.
5. Not on any body of water.
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Map removal will occur when:
1. AFRP, or Away From RP (not RPing for 30 days, 20 days in the case of people on other RMB maps)
2. RMB RP Ban (if one clause states "therefore, the RMB Cartography Staff shall remove <nation> from the map")
3. Cease to Exist (when the nation dies in the 28th day. Exceptions apply.)
4. Moderator Sanctioned
5. RP posts are not up to standard (refrain from making posts that are just one sentence)

Maps

Political

Map Version:341 motw: why do the local pancake places deteriorate in quality..

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Continents/Oceans

Alliance

Reminder: The alliance map is not handled by the carto team but by independent people who only work on it when they feel like it, this may cause the alliance map to be outdated, do not ask for it to be updated, it will be when a new version is finished.
Last update: 12-8-'22

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Edit: Oof, forgot to remove ping.

Horrorlandian State is ranked 9,936th in the world and 500th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,893.42 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Ardonii is ranked 26,407th in the world and 1,252nd in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,814.8 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

I just learned NS magic

Mine only!

Glad to see all the company logos are normal again