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Choi aeguka

Choi aeguka is ranked 30,933rd in the world and 1,377th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 8.06 bananas ingested per day.

[6.23.22 - MAFS Issue Statement]
"Due to the recent food shortages (which includes bananas and other fruits), our country has ranked low in the latest regional census. Producing our own bananas is possible but will be challenging as it will require larger investments"
— Jung Han-bin, Minister of Agriculture and Food Security

[6.24.22 - MTI Issue Statement]
"More than 80% of our bananas come from imports, due to the rising oil prices, importing bananas and other resources all in all has become difficult and expensive. We encourage the government to focus on domestic food production instead."
— Seo Tae-jin, Minister of Trade and Industry

[6.25.22 - MEF Proposal]
"Oil prices have drastically increased, which led to a higher demand of alternative energy sources, particularly nuclear and hydroelectric power. Given the fact that Choi Aeguka is one of the world's largest nuclear and renewable energy producers, the high demand shall be taken as a great opportunity for our energy production sectors. The ITRB suggested a Multilateral Energy Trade Agreement (META), to further our trade with other nations."
— Jang Baek-hyun, Minister of Economy and Finance

[6.26.22 - Joint MOE-ANRI Statement]
"Energy production technologies have been Choi Aeguka's main research and development projects since the Choi Administration, projects such as the Type-A Uranium Enrichment Plant (T-A UEP), are in its final stages of development. To further elaborate, Uranium enrichment is a process that is necessary to create an effective nuclear fuel out of mined uranium by increasing the percentage of uranium-235 which undergoes fission with thermal neutrons. Militarily speaking, enriching uranium to 20% represents about 90% of the effort needed to produce weapons grade fissile material. Once a proliferator reaches this threshold, it could be ready to weaponize in a relatively short time."
— Oh Yoon-hee, Minister of Energy
— Moon Tae-yong, Director of the Aegukese Nuclear Research Institute

[6.26.22 - Blue Palace Statement]
"The national president has been notified, proposals regarding a new Multilateral Energy Trade Agreement (META) is currently undergoing deliberations in the NPC and the Supreme Executive Council with the assistance of the president's economic advisers. The President shall state her final decision and further announcements shall be given soon."
— Baek Ji-yeon, Blue Palace Presidential Spokesperson

Aerilia, Pinguioris, Filibustra, and Ardonii

Sarkenegro

Acara Shura wrote:HEY

HES MINE AND ONLY MINE!

No I’m my own now!

The Turkish Republic of Acara Shura

New trolinkiskia wrote:Hey TheLandOfFunFunFun,United free lands and Acara Shura Politely Explain WHY MY POPULATION LIKES YOU GUYS

Idk.

Sarkenegro wrote:No I’m my own now!

Well, your north is occupied anyway.

Choi aeguka

Uranium and Plutonium enrichment facilities and refineries available here in Choi aeguka!!!

TOTALLY NOT going to be used to generate a 600 kiloton thermonuclear explosion, totally SAFE:)

Soo.....who wants some nuclear bom— i mean, nuclear energy production facilities!?

Sarkenegro

Acara Shura wrote:Idk.

Well, your north is occupied anyway.

Yeah I know but can free me?

The Imperial Caninese Empire of The Canine Race

Choi aeguka wrote:Uranium and Plutonium enrichment facilities and refineries available here in Choi aeguka!!!

TOTALLY NOT going to be used to generate a 600 kiloton thermonuclear explosion, totally SAFE:)

Soo.....who wants some nuclear bom— i mean, nuclear energy production facilities!?

All of ours have been destroyed by an enemy called Mnama.

Mnama, Kormata, Communist Beijing Must be China, and Choi aeguka

United russian siberia

would it be cool if there was an inflation stat in ns?

The Turkish Republic of Acara Shura

Sarkenegro wrote:Yeah I know but can free me?

Not now.

United russian siberia wrote:would it be cool if there was an inflation stat in ns?

Hey! I am Siberian, or percisely Yakut. YOU WILL NEVER GET ME!

But yea it would by good. I think mine would be decreasing or smth?

Sarkenegro

Acara Shura wrote:Not now.

Hey! I am Siberian, or percisely Yakut. YOU WILL NEVER GET ME!

But yea it would by good. I think mine would be decreasing or smth?

Wenn you will free me how many days/minute/hour

The Turkish Republic of Acara Shura

Sarkenegro wrote:Wenn you will free me how many days/minute/hour

Some months in NS.

Sarkenegro

Acara Shura wrote:Some months in NS.

Ok

The Golden Throne Room of Ethnon

🎶 TNPV XXVIII 🎶

Attention TNPers!

TNPV XXVIII is now here! The dispatch can be found below and entries are now open!

For new players, TNPV is basically like Eurovision for the North Pacific!

You enter a song you like and rate each others songs to find the most universally enjoyed!

You have until the 10th of July to enter a song!

Voting begins immediately afterwards!

Just send a Telegram (Click) to Neonlake with your song choice.

Read below for more info.

Introduction

Schedule and Event Info

Event Rules

Participants

Once sung, forever remembered.

Here is Neoncloud, capital of Neonlake, home of dry ice generators, overly riveted steel, oversized data storage and now, 'tis with our utmost pleasure, home of The North Pacific Vision 28 (TNPV XVIII hereafter). This honour was bestowed upon us by the last host, Nordic-British Union after winning the prestigious 2nd year anniversary competition with the LinkCrab Rave! A song most inspirational to us as our national animal is indeed the Neonlake Glow-Crab.

Below you shall indeed find all the details of what in the world a TNPV is, its rules, Its schedule, its participants and how YOU can enter!

In the meantime, do feel free to sojourn awhile our hard fought land. Our currency are WORM (Write Once Read Many) floppy disks. Unlike most currencies these can be an adventure unto themselves! Each of them is filled with various snippets of our nations past and are responsible for our very founding! Failing that, do instead use them to purchase aught from our famous steelsmiths! Our weaponry and armour are second to none! They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong!





Perhaps purchase one our fabled Tungsten M-series home computers! Perhaps 'retro' to other nations, but certainly packing charm with their warm phosphor glow!





If you're instead seeking beauty or sights to see, do seek our titular 'Neon Lake' It reflects the countless neons of the city around it, along with the wondrous glow of our nations crabs below! Do watch out though, as we are neighbouring with Ethnon, some of Cleo's ravenous crocodiles may have found their way into it.




Once you're quite done gawping
there is aught to be done!

Enter your song into the competition! Then rate the songs of others using points! Receive points from others from their enjoyment of your song!
Tis quite simple to ken, but more shall be explained later!

Best of luck to the entrants, do make the most of TNPV XVIII as there is only one TNPV XVIII. It's legend shall be written once, and read many.

Director of relations and vassal of his lordship Argyle the Usurper
'Neo'.

Schedule and Event Information
  • 24th June - 10th July : Submission Period (Enter your songs!)

  • 11th July -21st July: Voting Period (Vote for the songs of others)

  • 24th July: Finale

Subject to change if we need semi finals



Slogan: Once sung, forever remembered


Host City: NeonCloud


Venue: The Neon Lake Grand Stage


Host: 'Neo'
Rules and How To Participate

What's TNPV?
The North Pacific Vision is a song contest inspired by the Eurovision Song Contest. We use the same score system, the winner gets to host and so on, just like Eurovision. Basically, you telegram your song to the host and vote for your favourite songs of the contestants. The song which gets the most points wins the song contest and gets to host the next edition! Down below you'll find essential information to be able to participate. Please read everything below!



Rules:
When participating you...
  • May only participate with one nation, preferably your main

  • Must reside in one of the Pacific regions

  • Should read the telegrams that Neonlake will send to you as they will contain important information

When choosing your song...

  • Make sure it's less than 6 minutes long

  • It's not political, patriotic or religious

  • It hasn't been used before in TNPV or Eurovision. You can check down below to make sure it's valid:
    page=dispatch/id=1571850

  • You should send your song via a telegram to Neonlake

When voting...

  • You must send your votes to the host using this template, preferably without the text in brackets.
    12 points – Nation (your favourite song)
    10 points – Nation (2nd favourite)
    8 points – Nation (3rd favourite etc.)
    7 points – Nation
    6 points – Nation
    5 points – Nation
    4 points – Nation
    3 points - Nation
    2 points – Nation
    1 point – Nation (10th Favourite)

    Reserve votes:
    First - Nation (11th favourite)
    Second - Nation (12th favourite)
    Third - Nation (13th favourite)

  • You can't vote for yourself

  • You can't vote for one nation twice

More info about the contest can be found in this dispatch:
nation=katuda/detail=factbook/id=1571961

If you have any other questions feel free to reach out to Neonlake or any other TNPV staff member via Linkdiscord or telegram.


Credits to Ethnon and Nordic-British Union for their dispatches that have been used as reference!
Read dispatch

M90 Close Assault Weapon System
Sniper rifle system 99c-series 2 anti-ma
Communist Beijing Must be China
Katuda
Tringapore
Memester
Emeraldisia
Iheslaria island
Piura
The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg
Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa
Lapplandish tradonistria
Kartujia
Luniandez

Heloonia

Eternal Dominion wrote:I'm okay. Got done with a giant move across the country, so trying to get settled in properly. Currently waiting on seeing if I passed a few interviews

wow, you deserve the best ❤

Mnama

The Canine Race wrote:All of ours have been destroyed by an enemy called Mnama.

Which was something you deserved for attacking our humanoid allies.

The Imperial Caninese Empire of The Canine Race

Mnama wrote:Which was something you deserved for attacking our humanoid allies.

Caninese: Okh?
English: Oh?

Mnama

The Canine Race wrote:Caninese: Okh?
English: Oh?

Mnaman: Shrash.
English: Yes.

The Imperial Caninese Empire of The Canine Race

Mnama wrote:Mnaman: Shrash.
English: Yes.

Caninese: Okhei dokh.
English: Okey then.

Sarkenegro

Crap I ran out of spices

The Canine Race and Kormata

Kormata

Sarkenegro wrote:Crap I ran out of spices

Would you like some chicken Korma?

Sarkenegro

Kormata wrote:Would you like some chicken Korma?

no I need spices

Kormata

Sarkenegro wrote:no I need spices

Curry?

Sarkenegro

Kormata wrote:Curry?

No!

United russian siberia

im apperantly 14.664.000 square km

Kormata

Kormata

Sarkenegro wrote:No!

Ok then, more to me :)

Sarkenegro

Kormata wrote:Ok then, more to me :)

I need spices

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