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The Bisexual Dolphins of Oceanica Empire Yes we can play along, just your jokes are werid Ardonii and TheLandOfFunFunFun |
quit being a baby Ardonii and TheLandOfFunFunFun |
How old is your countries (mine is from 156) |
The Bisexual Dolphins of Oceanica Empire Imagine being founded in 156 yet only having 12 million people |
The Omaskar puppet of United free lands I'm from 1902 |
Civil wars ;-; |
The United Viking Empire of Colonla Younglings, I am 14,859 Years old! |
good god |
The Bisexual Dolphins of Oceanica Empire I’m from 1923 and I have over 800 million people |
But i'm the countrie with more war |
The United Viking Empire of Colonla Long History, my History is so Long, I literally have to Try to shorten my History factbook by Atleast 40%-65% |
The Back to Puppeting 🕺 of TheLandOfFunFunFun Your history is quite long - but I think mine might be just a little bit bigger. (Note in my history factbook, I've only written about 65 years) |
The United Viking Empire of Colonla You are only about 200 years old, not possible, I've fought thousands of wars across Thousands of years |
The Back to Puppeting 🕺 of TheLandOfFunFunFun Here's my factbook - have a scroll. Overview In a galaxy quite close to home, in a planet that is home, about two hundred and twelve years ago a country was birthed in the Balkans. This nation would grow and flourish into a powerhouse that dominates no-one and is friends with most. A nation of utmost fun and dignity, here is the history of the Celestial Republican Democracial Nation of Fun Fun. Founding The nation was first the brainchild of Ludwig Van Beethovan - a man not be to be confused with his far more famous second cousin. This Ludwig dreamt of a nation called "Spaß-land" or 'Fun-land' where he could avoid military conscription, pay no taxes, and marry as many women as he wanted to. He created a manifesto and stuck it upon several quite rich people's doors, being blatantly ignored and thrown into jail. Alvin II Stregheus was the youngest and least-prodigious son of Alvin Stregheus and preferred sitting at tables moving toy soldiers than doing any 'real work'. However when he decided to take the reigns of the colony he became proficient at politics. His first move was to scrap the idea of the land being a place for 'dignified and civilised beings' and instead devoted it as a safe haven for those just wanting a more 'Spaß' life. Rocky Start Within a year over eighteen thousand had migrated to this new city and the already meagre services were being put to the test. Sanitation was disgusting and the Great Cholera Plague of 1808 killed over eight hundred before a new channel was built to divert sewage. Healthcare and Education were also lacking and the absence of any law and order allowed crime to flourish. In a matter of a year Alvin II had gone from a budding and well-respected leader to a hated figure that would kill the citizens of Spaß-Land if he had a chance. He desperately tried to retain order and the implementation of several draconion laws (known in history as the "Fist Acts") would only deepen the populace's hatred for him. By 1810 the country had developed a thriving agricultural and industrial base drawing the attention of nearby nations. During the midst of the Napoleonic Wars however no nation could spare men to invade Spaß-Land and it would be many more years before anyone even think about the nation again. The First Revolution In 1811 the First Revolution began, starting almost immediately after the publishing of Fist Act 4. It is estimated that over half of the populace rose up in this revolution and another ten thousand died. The nation was divided with the overwhelmingly loyalist towns and population centres having to fight against the overwhelmingly rural and angry peasants. The Schrecken What characterised this eight year period (1812 - 1821) was an utmost iron fist upon the population of Spaß-Land. The adoption of many laws and rules from France led to a "the terror" like atmosphere with hundreds dying just from uttering a word against the new parliament. This rule was even more terrifying than the one of Alvin II and many found themselves thinking (they couldn't say their thoughts otherwise they'd get killed) about the 'good old' times when Alvin was leader. Then amidst burning Giden they leapt out of their hidey-holes and killed any rebels they could find. Over one thousand were captured and two hundred executed. Der Untergrund claimed the government and raised one of their own to take the new "Crown of Spaß-Land". This new king was Alvin III, the son of Alvin II. Note: Some say that this Untergrunden uprising should be the Second Revolution, but many others say that this was just a continuation of the First and should only be counted as the 'opening of an old wound' as some would say. Alvin III As a young child Alvin III was told that he would be the son of the least son in a minor merchant family, however as he grew and matured he was told that he'd be king and then that he would have nothing. Now that he was king he was determined to ensure that his own children would never face that sort of mental crisis. His first ruling was the re-establishment of the Parliament, which he renamed the Parlament, these elected representatives would give him both council and support him in his actions. They were his ambassadors to the people. The Parlament had 150 elected members, one representing each 6500 members of the populace. These 150 members would delegate - much like any political system does - and decide upon rules. During this 'siesta' of the king they would establish much, including a national army (with mandatory conscription - as befit the Balkans), a national bank, currency (the Funian Dollar), and a national healthcare and education system. To allow such an increase in national spending however they had to quadruple taxes in the short five month period. The king was recalled back and he lowered the taxes. This pleased the populace but left one unanswered question, the matter of the treasury. To answer this Alvin III nationalised both the steel and coal industries of Spaß-Land and created a tax upon imports and exports. As the nation progressed they watched from the inside, waning in power as the Ottoman's waxed. This was Spaß-Land's time in the sun and the nation began a fast and speedy industrialisation, tripling in GDP and doubling the estimated manpower of their army within five years. By 1830 the nation was unrecognisable from a decade prior, and it was hard to believe that the country was only founded twenty years ago, and had spent half that time in disrepair. Alvin III reflected upon that in his celebration as king for 10 years. In the following twenty-six years of his leadership the country would expand to new heights, building embassies, expanding militaristically and economically, developing a rich common identity, and not succumbing under any peasant revolts. The Civil War of Succession Alvin IV was the eldest and most respected of Alvin III's children and he held sway in both the army and most populated areas of the country, however the rest of the children (led by Juliana) disliked the power he had and they wanted to take the nation for themselves. Alvin IV believed he could avert such a crisis similar to that of the First Revolution and sent his twenty thousand strong army throughout the countryside, burning anything they could find and killing anyone they could find. But that was predicted by the rebels (or Juliana's Men, as they became known) and they struck back in guerrilla tactics, stopping supply trains and picking off smaller battalions of troops. Within three months Alvin IV had been deprived of an army and Juliana's Men had found themselves with modern weaponry and the hearts of the common folk. Alvin IV famously launched his famed "Die Erkenntnis" propaganda campaign, labelling his half-sister as a "demon straight from hell" or as a "devilish she-witch". Now possessing new confidence Juliana's Men seized all great population centres excluding Giden, leaving Alvin to rule a small city-state without any outer support. Juliana decided to repackage the country entirely, changing it to the English name that it is today "TheLandOfFunFunFun". She also moved the capital to the city that she had spent most of her childhood - Beteus Port. Here she governed a full 98.7% percent of the nation, with Alvin being the only opposition to her power. By 1857 Giden was starving and the only eight thousand individuals in the town hated Alvin IV for inflicting this harm upon him, they protested en masse and stuck his head on a pike. The town gates were opened and the Gidens stormed out, hoping that there was food in the surrounding countryside. Over sixteen thousand had died of food depravation, and reports of cannibalism were widespread. However Juliana's success would come short as an assassin finished her off within weeks of her ascension to the throne. The nation was plunged back into the civil war, with consequences being even more devastating. Note: It is unknown which nation sent the assassin, though the most likely culprits are the Ottomans or the Romanians, who both detested the idea of a woman commanding such a force near their own nation This second struggle for power involved three main players, Ludwig of Willham (the second son of Alvin III), Augustina of Seren (the daughter of Alvin III), and Anna of Peskiv Lake (the second daughter of Alvin III). The primary battleground of the war was Central Funia and all people of The Land Of Fun Fun Fun would be affected. The first attack was when Ludwig launched a full assault upon Augustina, sending his eighteen thousand conscripts forth. Augustina only had one response which was to burn the land around her town and seal the gates, she was going into siege. Note: It's impossible to tell why Ludwig decided to attack Augustina when Anna was in fact weaker. Certain historians, such as the ones sponsored by the National University say that Ludwig just didn't like Augustina as much and remembered the times he was bullied by her. Of course this sounds like an absurd reason to send an army over to attack a town so there lies another far less touched upon solution. Anna was surprised at this sudden move by Ludwig and mobilised her forces to take Giden, marching well over twenty thousand to do so. The mayor of Giden was shocked at this force outside his ten thousand men town and surrendered immediately. Giden - as the cultural original centre-point of the country - held the Royal Crown, and on the 1st of January, 1858 she would crown herself Queen of Fun Fun Fun. Only two hundred attended her coronation and so Augustina and Ludwig denounced her claims. Engaged in a siege, Augustina still found time to insult her younger brother, calling him "a whiney little lad that split his milk" or a "little half-bastard that just wants his mom". We cannot record what Ludwig retorted back. Seeing the undefended lands worth grabbing the Romanians attempted an invasion around this time, the only recorded result is that Romania found itself addicted upon green tasting cookies. Now it was just Augustina and Anna, and together they called upon all their allies could muster. Over eighty thousand troops - thirty thousand which were women - marched towards the Beteus Delta. If you could take the capital then you would have won the country. Over fifty thousand soldiers would be killed, and an additional two thousand civilians. However by the end of the week it was clear that Anna had won the battle and therefore the nation. Augustina realised this and surrendered to Anna on the battlefield, throwing her plate-armour in modesty. Anna raised up Augustina - and according to legend kissed her on both cheeks proclaiming, "you're still my sister, and together we will rule!" - what is known is that Anna granted Augustina the duchy of Seren as her fiefdom. The Years of Peace The most characteristic event of the Years of Peace was the peace that the Land of Fun Fun Fun experienced. Anna I ruled with an even enough hand and managed to persuade the populace that a woman leader would not cause the end of them. With her skills in diplomacy she persuaded both the Ottomans and the Bulgarians that her existence as leader would be in their best interests. Within a decade of her rule, the Parlament was restored as the General Assembly (GA) and the introduction of numerous laws - including ones advocating for women's equality - were established. Within this decade major traces of the war disappeared and the nation swelled in it's power, unfortunately leading to an end in that peace. However before we talk about this end of peace the development of the nation must be shown. In the 1810's the nation barely existed - let alone develop any meaningful numbers - we can only begin to compare when shown with Alvin III's efforts. So with that we will compare the difference between The Land Of Fun Fun Fun in 1825 to the one in 1869. Population: 1825 - 1 million | 1869 - 2 million The Years of Much Turmoil As the nation grew it devoured the land it was granted originally, by 1870 the country had far outgrown it's land and was hungry for more, with nearby Bulgaria and Romania looking like easy targets. Unfortunately for Romania, Bulgaria had Russian support, and so the Land of Fun decided to target struggling for independence, weak economy, terrible infrastructure Romania. It's army of well over fifty thousand was divided into several key factions, with the two main attacking deep into Romanian heartland, intent upon seizing Bucharest. The plans were so that within a year the red borders would be the new reaches of the Land Of Fun, in hindsight this seems like a stupid decision made by Anna, and it was perhaps her only great mistake. Within days the army was already having to retreat, and the men lost in the advance had been sorely needed if a defence was to be mounted. The remaining thirty-five thousand fled back to Funian bases and set to prepare for the greatest fight of their lifetimes. The Romanians struck back hard, sending a full ten thousand men into Northern Funia, almost taking Willham and killing thousands of defenders. Anna had managed to hold to her country and had safely manoeuvred what could have been disaster. The populace loved her even more now and when her Silver Jubilee rolled around (25 years on the throne - 1874) the nation rejoiced. The largest celebrations ever held in Funian history lasted for two months, with millions of litres of alcohol drunk. However Anna was secretly under the influence of cholera and she died two days after her celebrations ended. She had no clear heir, her only relative being the 26 year old Elena Stregheus - the daughter of Ludwig of Willham and Petra of Blackstone. Considering how she was the daughter of two 'rebels' her claim was discarded and others were considered. As garnered it seems that most vicious periods during Funian history (other than the world war's) were caused by succession crises, and this one was no different. As the representatives debated the nation erupted into turmoil - as the name suggests. As thousands died in conflicts, and lawlessness cut through the nation, again Romania began to look at them. They had only fought six years prior and this conflict had not been forgotten. Despite Bulgaria's and Russia's clear intent of keeping the Land of Fun independent they had other items to focus on. Finally, after thousands of deaths and much destruction the government came upon a decision. Elena Stregheus was coronated as queen and her mother, Petra of Blackstone, was legitimised as a loyalist - thanks to her now royal daughter. Despite this new leader to rally around, the Funian's had to create a counterattack, sending thirty thousand soldiers to put down this attack upon their lands. A fierce fight developed in the Westerlands and to this day signs of this conflict remain. The Final Years of the Century More Will Come - Just I Have Tired Hands However it's just really because I've written much in detail. |
The Third Armed Republic of Clante ruled for 42 years after being Assassasinated. |
The Communist Federation of The Russian Imperialist Kingdom Here’s the three |
The United Viking Empire of Colonla I saw it, your history is little to nothing compared to mine, almost 15,000 years of history, against 200, yeah nah |
The Third Armed Republic of Clante anti double post |
The United Viking Empire of Colonla So who's your new leader now? |
The Back to Puppeting 🕺 of TheLandOfFunFunFun Well, I've written more - that's for sure. |
The Third Armed Republic of Clante wdym |
The United Viking Empire of Colonla That does not Prove that your history is longer, does it? I've simplified my History Factbook, unlike yours You just said he got Assassasinated |