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Chinese rebel wrote:

What would happen if someone bombed the power plants

I will throw an army of Supermutants at your capitol if you attempt that

Greatly wrote:

The song continues blaring on repeat for hours until you have all the lyrics memorized. Finally, President Haym gets back on the line. Munch So you aren’t in Greatly? Munch

No, I'm on Santamar, now, Give me my refund.

Santamar wrote:

No, I'm on Santamar, now, Give me my refund.

Sorry, this is the Department Of Refunds In Greatly. Since you’re not in Greatly, you’re not eligible. Please hold while I redirect your call to the Department Of Refunds Of Greatly. “I Didn’t Raise My Boy To Be A Soldier” starts playing once again.

The canadian peoples republic wrote:

Sure!

It’s gonna take a while tho, cause there are less options than I thought, but I will prevail!

Greatly wrote:

Sorry, this is the Department Of Refunds In Greatly. Since you’re not in Greatly, you’re not eligible. Please hold while I redirect your call to the Department Of Refunds Of Greatly. “I Didn’t Raise My Boy To Be A Soldier” starts playing once again.

I want to refund my refund

Greatly wrote:

Sorry, this is the Department Of Refunds In Greatly. Since you’re not in Greatly, you’re not eligible. Please hold while I redirect your call to the Department Of Refunds Of Greatly. “I Didn’t Raise My Boy To Be A Soldier” starts playing once again.

Now I know why everyone on Santamar hates pacifist countries...

I wait until I'm redirected to the Department of refund of Greatly

Cowbridge wrote:

*Sends aid to both the original government and the monarchist faction that believes the King shouldn’t be the president* (I’m hoping to set up small, independent constitutional monarchy in Northeastern Embauba)

...Don’t know about that one, chief.
Also, northeast is way too close to the normal capital...
I guess it’s capital would be Torres.

Xeosia later wrote:

We'll send the 15th Liberation battalion and it's brethren battalions, the 16th, 17th, 18th, and 19th. We will also send the ones who inspired the Liberation battalions, the 192nd Siege Korps.
Okay, we'll ship 'em on over to you guys within a (RP) week, it'll take a bit.
[Did you know the Developers Left the HEADCANNON META in because it is essential to the original being well received?]

Good, thank you. They’ll help me defend.
Greatly, is it ok if I advance/attack?

Vhargan wrote:

I will throw an army of Supermutants at your capitol if you attempt that

I was just asking

Chinese rebel wrote:

I was just asking

You have received an answer.

Embauba wrote:

...Don’t know about that one, chief.
Also, northeast is way too close to the normal capital...
I guess it’s capital would be Torres.Good, thank you. They’ll help me defend.
Greatly, is it ok if I advance/attack?

...I’m going to assume that you’re going to be non-lethal and turn a blind eye.

Santamar wrote:

Now I know why everyone on Santamar hates pacifist countries...

I wait until I'm redirected to the Department of refund of Greatly

It takes seven more hours. By this point, you’ve been on the phone for about half a day. But eventually, a sleepy-sounding Haym picks up the phone. Hello, this is the Department Of Refunds Of Greatly, or the D.O.R.O.G. How may I help you?

Embauba wrote:

...Don’t know about that one, chief.
Also, northeast is way too close to the normal capital...
I guess it’s capital would be Torres.Good, thank you. They’ll help me defend.
Greatly, is it ok if I advance/attack?

Then the Northwest

The 3nd japanese empire wrote:

It’s gonna take a while tho, cause there are less options than I thought, but I will prevail!

Alright. Let me know when your done.

Embauba wrote:

...Don’t know about that one, chief.
Also, northeast is way too close to the normal capital...
I guess it’s capital would be Torres.Good, thank you. They’ll help me defend.
Greatly, is it ok if I advance/attack?

I had blockaded all of the coast except for your area and the pacifist area

Greatly wrote:

...I’m going to assume that you’re going to be non-lethal and turn a blind eye. It takes seven more hours. By this point, you’ve been on the phone for about half a day. But eventually, a sleepy-sounding Haym picks up the phone. Hello, this is the Department Of Refunds Of Greatly, or the D.O.R.O.G. How may I help you?

Since it has been so long, The Head of the arms manufacturing company has walked away and asked one of its workers to be on the phone.

The worker has a very strange accent.

"Sih' Mi bos wan' de refun'"

I am back and Santamar still hasn’t received his refund. What is this Greatly?

Santamar wrote:

Since it has been so long, The Head of the arms manufacturing company has walked away and asked one of its workers to be on the phone.

The worker has a very strange accent.

"Sih' Mi bos wan' de refun'"

Terribly sorry, I can’t understand you. Speak up, please?

The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg wrote:

I am back and Santamar still hasn’t received his refund. What is this Greatly?

They are simply in the process of getting it.

The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg wrote:

I am back and Santamar still hasn’t received his refund. What is this Greatly?

Called the wrong department

Greatly wrote:

Terribly sorry, I can’t understand you. Speak up, please? They are simply in the process of getting it.

He struggles for a while to say the word "Refund"

Santamar wrote:

He struggles for a while to say the word "Refund"

A refund? Well, you’ve come to the right department! He chuckles. What do you require a refund for, my friend?

Western Vapia wrote:

Is provision 2 implying that the 300,000 were deported without their items?

I don't believe it possible to deport a house or apartment building.

Greatly wrote:

...I’m going to assume that you’re going to be non-lethal and turn a blind eye. It takes seven more hours. By this point, you’ve been on the phone for about half a day. But eventually, a sleepy-sounding Haym picks up the phone. Hello, this is the Department Of Refunds Of Greatly, or the D.O.R.O.G. How may I help you?

Advancing without being lethal?
I’m sorry Greatly... but, this is a civil war.
A really, really messed up one.
I will only kill soldiers. If that’s too much, you can stop recognizing me and only recognize the one city.
To have pacifism, we need firstly peace.
We won’t harm that city.
We will advance on:
-Developsionists
-Communists
-Socialists
-Integralists
-Separatists
No advance against monarchists (one(the president one) will be disbanded after negotiations with the original govt., and the other has also been negotiated with because of foreign pressure.)

Cowbridge wrote:

Then the Northwest

So its capital will be Frederico Westphalen (both Torres and FW exist IRL, but I don’t live even near them)

Greatly wrote:

A refund? Well, you’ve come to the right department! He chuckles. What do you require a refund for, my friend?

He continues struggling to speak english

"Munitión tat was bougt by bos"

Embauba wrote:

Advancing without being lethal?
I’m sorry Greatly... but, this is a civil war.
A really, really messed up one.
I will only kill soldiers. If that’s too much, you can stop recognizing me and only recognize the one city.
To have pacifism, we need firstly peace.
We won’t harm that city.
We will advance on:
-Developsionists
-Communists
-Socialists
-Integralists
-Separatists
No advance against monarchists (one(the president one) will be disbanded after negotiations with the original govt., and the other has also been negotiated with because of foreign pressure.) So its capital will be Frederico Westphalen (both Torres and FW exist IRL, but I don’t live even near them)

...Very well. I apologize, but assure you that this is only temporary. The Greatlyian government denounces the current actions of the Embauban government, but promises to resume giving them aid and recognition as soon as peace has been declared.

Santamar wrote:

He continues struggling to speak english

"Munitión tat was bougt by bos"

Apologies, I cannot understand you. If you wish to send in your complaint non-verbally, please mail it to our department. Allow ten to twelve business weeks for a response.

If Santamar hasn’t received his refund the next time I arrive (In about 10 irl hours) I will demand Greatly to abolish department of refunds in Greatly/ of Greatly.
Ps. Why does Haym work everywhere?