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The reporters and the question askers got ready for the debate. It was now on air. "Welcome to the first debate in Deerfenland my names is James Tomi and let’s meet the candidates! And my name is Erik Morris! We have these candidates from your nightmares! So, put your hands together for a Mutated Tangerine and the first Woman President."

There came the first candidate. The Traditional Party winner, Donald Edward Rump. "JAMES TOMI! My mic isn't on, I think crooked Nkiru deleted it!" Nkiru, the Democratic Candidate, stared back to him. The disgust on her face was evident. "Donald, please. We haven't even started yet." Donald yelled back to her, "Shut up, woman. You belong in jail!"

James Tomi smoked a cigarette inside the room. "This is gonna be a long night," he said, "Mr Donald you recently met with General Marie what did you 2 talk about?" Donald looked at Tomi with more disgust. "General Casey Marie. General Casey Marie is spinning in her country strongly, and nobody thought that he would not pay for that way for long we have the greatest single theft in the history of the world again, by taking back all of their respect. We get nothing," he said, "She is a great person, though. When I met with her, we talked about the current situation of Deerfenland."

"Ok," Tomi mumbled, "I swear I’m moving to Ecowavia as soon as the war is over..." Erik Morris looked toward Nkiru. "Nkiru your emails explain." Nkiru looked at him. "Well, Er. Can I call you Er?" Erik Morris looked at her, "I would prefer you not-" Nkiru interrupted. "Well, these are some accusations brought by people known as, Donald Rump. And I find it kind of appalling that he would go through these lengths to win." Donald looked, "Woman, you are a criminal."

"What do you think of Ecowavia?" Erik asked. Donald looked, "We will defend the whole world will be a very important, have to do it. We've had so many -- I guess millions more with no real checks or scrutiny. Ecowavia?" Donald asked, "Well, not so much immigrants from there are destroying this country."

Nkiru smirked, "You say that about every immigrant, Donald." Donald snorted in Nkiru's way. "Emails?" The reporters looked. "Donald, you have handed this over to Nkiru, so what are your plans after the election?" Donald looked at them.

"You know, I'm starting to think these questions are a little biased. Just going easy on Nkiru, you know!" Donald pointed,

"Of course, I am going easy on her. I don't want to die of natural causes do I?" Tomi laughed,

"I'll just be sitting here. Like a normal human being." Nkiru said as the chair broke down. "Wrong, you wouldn't be saying that if you weren't SICK!" Donald snorted. Nkiru laughed back. "The only thing sick are my dabs and my kicks, am I right?" She dabbed causing the whole crowd to cringe at her. Erik Morris stepped in. "Please, we really need to stick to the issues."

"Okay, so now we are going to get questions from the audience. The first person up is Autumn Natalia." She stood up. Donald and Nkiru stood quietly giving each other death glares that said, "I hate you." Autumn spoke. "Do you think it should be solely the government's priority to decrease our carbon footprint and only optionable for citizens to help, or do you think the citizens should be forced to play a part too?" Donald looked. "Have. Have you seen my twitter feed?"

Nkiru said, "I think it should be the government's job," Donald jumped at the statement. "I think the citizens should pay a part. The government and citizens should work together!" Donald went, "Have you seen my beliefs? They're YUUUUUUUGE!" Erik jumped, "He said it! Bottles up!"

Tomi looked at Donald and Nkiru. "Candidates, what do you think of the current Deer flag?" Donald jumped at the opportunity at the time. "It is a strong, patriotic symbol of the Afro Caribbean Republic." Nkiru looked with disgust.

"We need to change it slightly!" she said

"How would you change it?" Tomi asked,

"We need to centralize on one symbol and a set of colors-" Nkiru started

"Woman, you're a traitor," he responded.

Tomi stared at the candidates as the crowd clapped loudly. "Next issue Govornia border conflict. Nkiru, you start." Donald sprang at the mic and bellowed, "WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL!!!" Tomi interrupted the statement, and said, "Nkiru please respond. Don't interrupt, Donald."

"I think that we should allow Govornians in as they are our sister nation," Nkiru said,

"Woman, you're selling out national secrets to Govornia," Donald yelled back,

Erik looked at Donald. "Donald what do you think about abortion?" he asked. Donald glared at the reporter. "It is killing a child. It is a disgrace!" he yelled, "Back to Govornia. Truly President Dapaah, I brought up the subject of illegal immigration – maybe the biggest concern with the deal he’s doing. He’s failed us badly. Under his leaders are much smarter, and we need a new, rational Deerfenese people and I love Govornia pay for the wall. I said, '100 percent increase in refugees.'"

"We will be going to another civilian question. It is coming from Al Beback." Erik said aloud. Al Beback stood up and read his paper. "Should Deerfenland Continue supporting HL and it’s allies?" he asked. Donald gave a look, "A Rump Administration that’s never going to run. HL's crippled us with wasteful spending, massive debt, low growth, a huge trade deficit with our HL allies, I say Deerfenland is going to be over. Typical East supple lundian." He shouted causing a section of the crowd to yell. Nkiru looked at them and said, "Yes. We should keep supporting."

Erik and James looked at each other. They each nodded. Erik spoke. "Diche choklate," he said. James took over, "What do you think of them?" Donald looked calm and cool as a cucumber. " I am willing to talk to them... The burden is on Nkiru wants to empty out the Treasury to bring people to negotiate, I like get one group. They dropped my brand." Nkiru was fired up. "The way that they have imperialized? It is a disgrace to South Osea and they should stop before they get hurt at the hands of HL!"

James Tomi stared at the candidates. "What do you both think of the 300,000 dead at the illegal internment camps by the border?" The footage on the media screen played aloud and about. Donald shouted. "It's FAKE NEWS!! Square 52 News just wants you to think that!" Nkiru was fired up again as she bellowed at the top of her lungs into the mic, "I think it's AWFUL! Action NEEDS to be taken! And President Dapaah NEEDS to be notified about this!"

James Tomi nodded as he said the final words. "That's all the time we have today in Ostlea! See you all tomorrow in Compton!"