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Greater sacramento

New nations leave or Quebecshire will eat you alive. Do it befores its too late

Joke, please stay this region is lovely and we will not consume you

Greater sacramento

Rojkani Salam Alykum Akhi/Udki

The Curers of Spode Humbled Minions

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Edition 2
    Corrupt School Boards Threatening America? - Article 4

    After a long hiatus (112 days), The Fifth Column is back to provide the LCN population with more of the most revolutionary news around.

    And now we go to our correspondent on the ground, who is exposing the balant corrupt of America’s school boards. Because of the massive power held by school boards, he has requested to remain anonymous. His story will shock you.

      Spode: So you went to your school board to make your proposal?
      Anon: Yeah, I just wanted to help out with the vaping issue. It’s really bad at our school, and I thought my proposal could help them out

      Spode: So what was the plan laid out by your proposal?
      Anon: Well, firstly, new posters- The current ones are both ineffective, and to be honest? Lame. Secondly, I think empowering students to take action themselves could help our school enforce its rules. Thirdly, I really wanted our school to stop being so reactive, and start being more proactive.

      Spode: What were the posters before, and how do you believe they should be improved?
      Anon: Here’s the original poster, and the one I was proposing they use. The difference is pretty clear.


      Spode: Can you elaborate on what you meant by “more proactive”?
      Anon: I proposed that the school start putting nicotine inhibitors into school lunches. That way, the majority of students would not be able to experience the effects of nicotine even if they got ahold of an e-Cigarette. I was thinking of something like Varenicline, and our school might have been able to get a deal for it in bulk, but since the school board’s decision, I don’t think we’re going to go in that direction.

      Spode: What was the school board’s decision?
      Anon: I’m not sure, but while the security guards were taking me out, they said something about me not even being on the agenda. Clearly, this means that they’re getting their agenda from our town’s cigarette stores.

      Spode: That’s very unfortunate! What do you have planned next?
      Anon: There’s a plastic works nearby that makes eCigerette cartridges, which hasn’t gotten security cameras put in yet...

    Quebecshire defeats Gagium in polls, and MineCraft - Article 3

    Today, Gagium challenged Quebecshire to a mono e mono fight to the death to settle matters.

    After the fight, (which you can watch Linkhere*), both sides had something to say...

    But because what they have to say isn't as important as what I have to say (otherwise you'd just talk to them, right), I'm going to first tell you that Quebecshire tried using fire, an axe, and was doing okay, but what finally defeated Gagium was Quebecshire dabbing on him- sadly, this wasn't captured in the video.

  • "[boring stuff about Gagium not being that bad or something] LCN forever!" - Quebecshire

  • "Your message could not be delivered because you don't share a server with the recipient or you disabled direct messages on your shared server, recipient is only accepting direct messages from friends, or you were blocked by the recipient." - Gagium

    As well, an election was started by the FCN government to see the next rightful ruler.






    As you can see, Gagium is only winning if you include puppets of the Gagium Mafia, but has an overwhelming majority if you remove Quebecshire's cronies.

    Overall, a good fight

    Are We Overpaying for Sweatshop Underwear? - Article 2

    After being informed that the last article could have been decrypted hostile actors- We have adopted new security measures as well as a new "DRM" features. As such, the article has been effectively mangled into random letters, and the formating is gone. However, upon purchasing this [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=deck/card=105579/season=1]card...[/url] (minimum bid 0.11 u) you will have permanent and eternal rights to do whatever you wish with the article!*

    First, an explanation of my logic. If I’m going to buy clothes that have been produced in a sweatshop, or with child labor, then I, as a consumer, should see some of those savings in the cost of manufacture. Now that sounds horrible- And it is! But if my clothes are made unethically to reach a smaller price, then why does a pack of five pair of undies at the store cost $25 dollars? Shops typically put on a 40% markup on clothes. It’s not too much considering that they need to pay employees, usually at US minimum wage (except when they hire illegal immigrants for less). Overall, bleh. Amazon will hopefully help with this by removing the downtime that exists for employees at a brick and mortar stores. Want to know the cost before the shipping and shops? $1.15. So, you have to spend nearly five times the cost of manufacture if you just want your underwear? And five dollars a pair is for cheap men’s underwear, if you’re an oppressed women, then you could end up saddled with prices of eight to ten dollars for your underwear.

    Now if that isn’t outrageous, I don’t know what is.



    Clearly, this is another part of the patriarchal ‘pink tax’ that I’ve learnt so much about on EverydayFeminism!
    What are We to DO?
    We live in a world that has people work in inhumane conditions, sometimes for over twelve hours a day, without breaks, just so that they can rip us off at the clothing store. The solution is obvious- As consumers, we must demand that the industry change for the better. Specifically, they need to stop demanding so much money from us for our clothes.
    Go through the following link- After we gain enough signatures, we can confront Kohls on twitter.

    LinkClick here to sign!

    Unless your name starts with a "Q"

A Call to All Freethinkers - Article 1
    Editor's note; The following content had to undergo an unprecedented amount of censorship for the safety of the author in our harsh, authoritarian state.

    The League of Conservative Nations likes to market itself as a democratic region that accepts people of diverse political ideologies and that allows freedom of expression. One might see several government positions, frequent elections, and a long constitution and think “Oh, what a free and flourishing intellectual space!” However, I have had experiences that contradict this appealing mask that the region wears to impress external viewers. In reality, the LCN practices many forms of brainwashing on its populace.

    I feel qualified to express my misgivings with the LCN because I have not yet been indoctrinated into their cult-like mindset. [redacted for author safety by TFC] which allowed me to view the LCN’s internal conduct without fully losing myself to their wicked but masterful brainwashing. However, I must admit with a heavy heart that only a few days ago I [redacted for author safety by TFC]. I was extorted and manipulated by the highest government officials. But my mind and soul are fortunately still safe from their tight grip. With all this said, I intend to expose some of the LCN’s brainwashing techniques and urge other freethinkers to rebel as well.

    The first and most obvious tactic is in their name. League of Conservative Nations. How can this region be a place of free thought when its very name attempts to instill right-wing ideas into anyone who reads it? This is one of their methods of subliminal thought manipulation. Repeatedly say “League of Conservative Nations, League of Conservative Nations, League of Conservative Nations,” and you will find that you begin to think conservative values are the norm in society, that anything not conservative is radical. Many of the poor citizens of the LCN cannot help themselves but accept conservatism because of these tactics.

    Secondly, the LCN’s imagery instills imperialistic and conservative values into the populace. The most used symbol by the region is the eagle, which is linked to right-wing and imperialistic nations, such as the United States of America and Nazi Germany. Americans use the eagle as their national animal and the Third Reich frequently depicted the Riechsadler. This symbolism is used to indoctrinate LCNers into the right-wing. Also, the LCN’s most used colors, red and blue, are shared by militaristic, white supremacist America.

    Although this may not be considered brainwashing, the LCN intentionally confuses its populace to maintain unquestioned supremacy. For example, the executive branch is called the “Consulate” and the legislative branch is called the “Council”. The higher ups obviously named these separate branches very similar names to confuse people into accepting authoritarianism. If I were to question a Consul’s action based on the limitations described in the constitution, the Consul may lie and reply “that limitation actually only applies to the Council, not Consuls.” And I would be convinced that I probably misread the constitution and confused “Consul” with “Council.” These methods of suppression are ridiculous and utterly unacceptable.

    On the topic of suppression, the LCN frequently misuses rules, specifically Rule 6, to silence unwanted opinions. If you were to express an opinion against Donald Trump or Adolf Hitler, several people and institutions (including the Consuls, Council Delegates, Police Force, Intelligence Agency, Armed Forces, etc) would charge you with violating Rule 6. They might say it is simply a joke, but this is another one of their masks. The origin of this rule actually stems from the suppression of a fellow freethinker who stated his grievances with the Consulate’s authoritarianism.

    Personally I have experienced several attempts at indoctrination throughout my time in the LCN. However a very recent incident stood out to me and actually pushed me into writing this article. On [redacted for author safety by TFC], I made the grave mistake of applying for citizenship in the LCN. The subliminal messages and indoctrination must have gotten to me for I succumbed and sent in my application. I quickly regretted my decision. That same day, Chief Consul Quebecshire informed me that I was required to undergo an interrogation in an undisclosed location before I could become a citizen. I wanted to retract my application or postpone this questioning, but Quebecshire’s method of manipulation and intimidation forced me into it. He said on that same day:

    [redacted for author safety by TFC]

    I could not resist the pull of his aggressive tone, so I agreed to be interrogated. The very next second I was in a private chat with Quebecshire and one of his goons who was there as intimidation. Then ensued a series of detailed questions which were meant to root out any anti-Consulate thinking. Quebecshire maintained his authoritative tone, at one point he even said “please answer promptly” in order to pressure me into revealing my true beliefs. Despite the traumatizing events that occured in that interrogation room, I managed to escape with a still free thinking mind. If that is what every citizen undergoes then there is no hope for free expression in the LCN.

    It would not be a mistake nor an exaggeration to view me as a Marat of the modern age. Although the ideas and criticisms I expressed above may not seem radical to external viewers and the unindoctrinated, I assure you that LCNers will view this article as an extremist manifesto. I have asked the publisher of this respectable journal to keep my identity anonymous to ensure my safety, but I fear I have revealed too much with my personal accounts. As with Marat, do not be surprised if you find me lying dead, not in a bathtub, but in the Boneyard through some form of corruption in cooperation with the Nationstates Moderators. The Consulates have a record of silencing those with different ideologies (Consulate, more like Charlotte Cordayulate). Nevertheless, I am willing to martyr myself for the sake of freedom and liberty. This article is meant to inspire other free spirits within the LCN who can still think independently despite the brainwashing and manipulation.



Older Editions

    Article 10 - Edition Wrap-up

    This being article ten of Edition 1 means that it also happens to be the end of Edition 1, but Edition 1 is not the end of The 5th Column (I may have use the phrase Edition 1 a few too many times there). However, now that we've "sorted" our internal issues with our one employee unionizing and demanding weekends off, we can continue to provide you with the most revolutionary news. And believe me, there's plenty of spice to be harvested from NS.

    But piss-poor half-baked references to Dune aside, hopefully the newspaper will continue to flourish!

    Thanks to you, readers.

    Article 9 - Happy Rule 6 Day!

    This holiday is in celebration of yesterday's productive day in which Greater sacramento, Creeperopolis, and Nexus all broke rule #6 at each other on the discord all day!
    Fun Facts about Rule 6 Day-
    • Over 50% of all rule #6 warns were on Rule 6 day!

    • 50% of the 50% of all rule #6 warns are attributable to Nexus!

    • Leaving VC is a rule 6 violation - Quebecshire

    • 6 is the first number in 69... ;)

    This holiday, while unofficial, has support from government figures already!

    Article 8 - A Serious Examination of Nexus’s Rumination on Regional Political Systems

    Nexus’s arguments against the current system of the consulate are, to quote

    • “...there exists an unelected body...”

    • “...infinite term length and such a pervasive and significant realm of political influence...”

    • “The fact that the consulate operates between branches of government (legislative and judiciary) and facilitates the administration of both is evidence enough of their overstepping of bounds (bounds not defined in the constitution, but in the measure of what a democracy with a separation of powers looks like)”

    To simplify these arguments down, Nexus’s overall point is that we had an unelected, permanent, executive branch that violates the separation of powers.

    Nexus’s call to action is that “We need to focus massively on efforts to reform the constitution and therefore the government, and to restore republican democracy - that is, voting for representatives for a constituency.” However, before embarking on that massive effort, perhaps it would be informative to look at the past governments of the LCN and why we have ended up with the current constitution. Now, in order to do this in a timely fashion, we’ll only be looking at the responsibilities and restrictions of the executive branch under each constitution.
    While it appears that the first and second constitutions are gone, we can still discover some about them by the conversations that happened on the RMB at the time. Firstly, under the first constitution, term limits were nonexistent. Secondly, there were 11 positions of governance- Remember that.
    Moving to the 2nd Constitution, there were only 9 positions of governance, with many more positions created for emphasis on military affairs rather than government.
    When we hit the 3rd Constitution, we were down to 7. The reason this happened is that we learned from our own history that having a position for everything was not a feasible method of governance, and that checks and balances needed to be, in part, put aside for effective and efficient work to be done. However, we still have checks and balances. The judicial system can hold a consul responsible, consuls can hold a consul in check- The chief consul has no more power than a non-chief consul. Look at Salisford as an example.

    The following is Article III of the 3rd constitution.



    Article III - Executive Branch
    § 1º The Executive Branch is composed of the President, the Vice-President and the Founder.
    § 2º The President is the region's main figure, commanding his cabinet and guaranteeing the success of the region.
    § 3º The President is the region's chief diplomat.
    § 4º The President can create and destroy cabinet positions, the only exception being the Department of Defense.
    § 5º The President may enact Executive Orders, which are quick decisions to alter the region in some way. Executive Orders must be approved by a simple majority of the members of the President's Cabinet. These Executive Orders must be justified and constitutional. If they aren't, the Chief Justice may strike them down.
    § 6º Executive Orders must not be unconstitutional or contradict already existing law. They must also not alter the constitution. Abuse of this power may result in suspension of this power by the Chief Justice.
    Amendment I, September the 17th: Executive Orders can be used to cancel former Executive Orders. That cancellation must be explicitly declared in the proposed document.
    Amendment II, September the 17th: In the event that one Executive Order unconsciously cancels another, the most recently passed Executive Order shall be nullified by the Chief Justice.
    § 7º An Executive Order can be overturned by the Regional Senate with ⅔ of the votes.
    § 8º Presidential terms are 2 months long.
    § 9º A President may serve a maximum of 2 consecutive terms.
    § 10º A President may serve an unlimited amount of terms.
    § 11º The Vice-President is a placeholder who must assume the presidency in case the President is unable to do his job.
    § 12º The Vice-President may optionally supervise cabinet members, aiding the President while he's still able to do his job.
    § 13º The Vice-President may be impeached just like the President.
    § 14º The Founder holds unlimited, unrestricted powers, but is not exempt from this constitution.
    § 15º The Founder may run for a government position and become a bureaucrat, as long as he makes use of the powers granted to the position he was elected to represent only.
    § 16º The Founder has the responsibility to stay active to keep the region safe from invaders.
    § 17º The Founder must not make use of his powers unless he's needed as a last resort to avoid the region's, its government's and its democracy's destruction.

    The third constitution was the most advanced legal documentation this region has probably seen, but also ushered in an age of inactivity. Then, Quebecshire wrote the document that established the NRC and thus allowed for the fourth republic to be founded.

    “As I sit here, with my papers for schoolwork alongside a pen in front of me, and a glass of water to my right, I've been thinking. I will admit, it has been a less than pleasant night. I have come to some sorts of a crossroads in leading us. I am staunch in the idea that we cannot repeat the past, and I have been forced to confront the fact that Adawn may never come back, that Andrew Du is gone for the most part and not who he was before, that Icaris is no longer active and involved like he once was, and that Gerryasomis has lost a general interest in the game and our functions. I am not quite sure what I am to do for this region anymore, it almost seems as if it is not the same, perhaps this is myself being tired, and my general mood, but I fear that I have become a leader of the past and not the future of this region. I am not sure what awaits the future of this region, and I am not sure how we are to handle it. I am not sure if I am to guide us into the future myself, or if my time here has passed. In lieu of giving up on the region, or hiding away from my thoughts on this matter, as President of the League of Conservative Nations, I hereby declare the following referendum.
    Option One - Maintain the constitutional and governmental status quo.
    Option Two - Dissolve the current Constitution and hand executive authority over to the National Committee on Reconstruction, which will be chaired by myself. Seats on this committee will be offered to the following. Manchukuo and mengkukuo, Neo Polisophos, Salisford, The Nexus Union, Kanjuura, Icaris, Caezar.” - The post that started the poll leading to the NCR’s foundation.

    The rest is history.

    Major differences to check out in the 4th Republic’s Constitution

    • No elections for executive roles

    • A major shift away from the american influence that was felt in the first three constitutions. Basically, the first constitution was just a

    • reformatted American constitution, and the region hurt for that.

    Let's examine article two of the 4th constitution for a moment.



    ARTICLE TWO - THE CONSULATE OF THE REPUBLIC
    Section One - Purpose and Establishment
    I. The Consulate is to be formed of three sitting Consuls of the Republic, equal in authority yet organized by the Chief Consul. All Consuls of the Republic sit on the Council of the Republic, an institution which will be further elaborated upon in this document.
    II. The Consulate is apolitical, and thus its members do not vote in elections or referenda, and abstain from certain Council functions. Consuls of the Republic may maintain their convictions but give up these certain aspects of standard citizen rights.
    II. The Consulate is tasked with organizing the Council of the Republic and its Delegates, as well as any other organizational mandated duties.
    III. The Consulate is to ensure the longevity and stability of the region, as a guiding hand rather than a micromanaging institution, and thus its succeeding members are selected by the three Consuls at the time of this document’s ratification.
    IV. The tenure of a Consul of the Republic is until their resignation or until they become unable to fill their position.
    V. The Oath of Office for a Consul of the League of Conservative Nations is as follows. "I, as a Consul of the League of Conservative Nations, one of the three Heads of State, vow to serve within the Charter as my mandate, vow to ensure the government representation of the public, and vow to use my power and impartiality for the longevity, freedom, and prosperity of the region."


    This is the section of the constitution that Nexus has issues with.

    Something interesting to note is that Nexus was on the NRC. As such, his concerns about the future of democracy would have been made clear in the NRC’s governmental chat. His peers who sat on the NRC’s discord chat have made the following claims.

      “Nexus did not have this concern for the consulate”
      “In complete honesty the only thing he expressed concerns about was my sexuality”
      “The NRC was a while ago, but to my knowledge the Nexus Union did not express concerns over the power of the Consulate. He did not display grievances with the system of government that he had a hand in creating.”

    These statements seem to suggest that a change in opinion has occurred. This change in opinion seems to coincide with the Nexus’s resignation on November 9th of last year and the long stretch in which he was gone from the region. I think that the changes in our legal documentation have a clear line of progression, and I’m interested as to why someone would want the region to regress to the days of glory which quickly faded into boredom.

    [EDIT]
    A new response from someone on the NRC was received.
    "I'm not in that group anymore, and that was pretty long ago, so I'm not sure if my answer will be helpful at all, but from what I remember, Nexus never had high concerns about the consulate's power. At least nothing in the level of what he has recently been doing."

    Article 7 - An Open Letter to Farmers

    You know that ditch on the side of the road? The town owns it (you don't pay taxes on it- don't worry), and it's called the right-of-way. So, since you have literally no tie to that land, can you stop planting your D[censored by NS*] CORN on it. Now, my reasoning for why you should is pretty simple- In the state of Wisconsin, unless otherwise marked, a county road is 55 mph (~88.5 kph for metric). So, on many country roads, you have something like this...



    Things to notice, one road has to stop, and the through road is still going at 55 miles per hour! So, what's my issue with corn? Well, the more perceptive people reading this will have already picked up on the fact that the you really need to be looking out for a car on the through road. And while it's not a particularly credible source, the website "LinkThe Car Crash Detective" has a passage talking about the survival odds of this sort of crash, to quote,

    Similarly, if you’re t-boned at 55 mph, you’re already at 315% of the forces your vehicle was designed to keep you alive in. Once again, anyone on the impacted side of the vehicle is probably going to die.
    

    Being a sane member of the human race, and therefore not one to enjoy premature deathpacito, I find the following somewhat disturbing as a result.



    Hmmm.... Wow, I'd like to see a car coming... BUT YOU PLANTING F[censored by NS*] CORN THERE DIDN'T YOU My art abilities are trash, but it's even worse IRL then in this bad paint drawing.

    Anyhow, stop it- Or the town will come up with their own tractor and, on their property (the ditch/right-of-way), will annihilate your s[censored by NS*] corn.
    *

    Article 6 - Milestones

    First off, as head publisher, I'd like to look over some milestones we've accomplished within one week of opening. Namely, just last night, with the auctioning of the rights to article #5, we overtook both the LCN Crier, and the League News Network for most profitable newspaper in LCN history. And while this might not be true, I believe that this newspaper may be the most profitable (by 'u currency') of any newspaper in NS history. That's a lot of milestones for one night!


    Meme made by Creeperopolis



    Also, The 5th Column has been featured in a region, Creepers Dead Puppets featured us- Marking themselves as the first regional featuring that we've secured so far! Also along with last night's... more questionable actions, there was Marnady, who stole a hefty sum from an ethnic LCNer! As such, the The 5th Column has declared war on the puny nation.

    We're not planning on stopping with our great progress- The 5th Column is the future after all, and the future is now! Hopefully we have many more milestones to celebrate in the future!

    Stay revolutionary!

    Article 5 - Zion Conducts Accidental Terror Attack on Quebecshire 8/1/19

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    The highest bidder on this card -LINK- by the end of the auction will have EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS (Including a decryption key) to the article!

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    Little Announcement ;)

    We've recieved our first downvote as a newspaper!
    It's okay!
    I'm not angry
    AND I DEFINITELY WON'T HIRE THUGS TO BREAK YOUR DAMN KNEES

    Stay revolutionary!
    Article 4 - The LNN's Corruption EXPOSED 7/29/19

    Thanks to an anonymous tip from [censored for their protection], it was discovered that the LNN, the LCN News Network for the non-ethnic LCNers out there, has been exposed for activies such as...
    • Censoring articles

    • Punishing authors making 'unsuitable' articles

    • Pushing an agenda

    All of this madness was in an effort to suppress the truth about the true shape of the Earth. According to our anonymous source-

    "The League Government is involved in a conspiracy to cover up the fact the earth is flat. I cannot say much more to implicate myself, however I now for a fact they have censored articles for the Leagues News Network where I talked about the flatness of the world"



    Reaction from the government was swift, Quebecshire disowned any censorship being conducted (saying that he was 'unaware') and the LNN declared war on our newspaper.

    This is why we need news sources like The 5th Column- Without us, there would be no news except the crony news.
    Stay strong, revolutionaries out there!

Article 3 - Quebecshire grows hemp*! 7/29/19

    In the LCN VC, our investigative reporter(s) discovered the so called 'leader' of the LCN, Chief Consul Quebecshire was involved in the illict activity of growing hemp*. The implications of his actions are clear- What were just memes about '420' and 'blaze it' are no longer fiction*. Soon, the elitists of the LCN will be killing animals with lightsabers, tearing down temples, and setting things on fire while in their weed-crazed state*.


    Artist's rendering of the LCN Minecraft server


    Clearly, this is just another action that shows the legitimacy of the current regime occupying the LCN. This, combined with the fact that they are already oppressing women should be a warning beacon to all good revolutionary regions and citizens therein that the LCN is not to be trusted.

    *in Minecraft

Article 2 - Is the LCN discriminatory? 7/28/19
    Using high tech methodology, it was recently discovered by LCN government officials that they are all males. The 100% of the LCN leadership being male is contrasted with a recent poll in the forums showing that less then 100% of NS is male.

    Evidence above

    This finding brings up questions. Important questions. Ones that people like the evil male Quebecshire don't want you to ask... As such, we asked someone the government doesn't like, the glourious contributor, Greater sacramento, for some insight as to this situation.


    The Interview w/ Greater sacramento

      Spode: What's your take on the clear discrimination that the government has (on women)?

      GS: I think it is great!

      Spode: Do you think steps should be taken to gain more women in leadership positions?

      GS: No, instead we should do the opposite.

      Spode: Can you elaborate?

      GS: We must abide by Sharia law and prohibit women from taking part in anything

      Spode: What does "anything" entail?

      GS: Government positions specifically

      Spode: Okay, thanks for your time- Before we wrap this up, do you have any final words on the matter?

      GS: Yes I believe our region can thrive with Islam. The [Censored for the protection of the 5th column] such as [Censored for the protection of the 5th column] have cause[d] too much trouble and I believe with Sharia Law we can thrive and grow. Sponge Bob is a great example of how a good Muslim can successful by holding possession of a pineapple that was a gift from Allah. If we are to live we must end the [Censored for the protection of the 5th column] and bring Islam to glory.

    Article 1 - Should the LCN have Sharia Law? 7/28/19

    We go live to the LCN discord, where Greater sacramento, our friendly guide to Islam, is informing us on his radical new plan to innovate the region.

    Spode: Why do you think the LCN needs Sharia Law?

    Greater Sacramento: You see, the [removed for the protection of the fifth column]... Have been hurting our region.

    Quebecshire: *mutes Greater Sacramento*

    [EDIT]

    Greater Sacramento later went on to clarify (while Quebecshire was picking up a pizza) that he also believes that removing women from leadership positions, and the worship of Allah were both pastimes that should be cemented in regional culture. The sincerity of these comments comes into question considering that GS is the sponsor of the recent legislative push towards secularism in the LCN government.




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Creeperopolis and Caezar

The Serene State of Quebecshire

Greater sacramento wrote:Rojkani Salam Alykum Akhi/Udki

This d00d joined the subreddit before anything else, that's a high iq play

The Serene State of Quebecshire

Edited the WFE for capitalization emphasis on offsite platforms (Disc, Subreddit, Twitter).

I replaced NS Forum link with Subreddit because even if the Subreddit is minimally active I think it's literally been like a year since the Forum was touched aside from Bluefarst spreading some trashy lies.

Caezar

The Illegitimate government of Gjorka

I did not consent to being quoted
I will take Chief Consul Quebecshire to court for this

Caezar

The Serene State of Quebecshire

Gjorka wrote:I did not consent to being quoted
I will take Chief Consul Quebecshire to court for this

Oh

Sounds like a rule six violation to me, bucko

The Illegitimate government of Gjorka

Quebecshire wrote:Oh

Sounds like a rule six violation to me, bucko

Tell that to a judge
I'm taking you all the way to the Supreme Court

Caezar

The Serene State of Quebecshire

Gjorka wrote:Tell that to a judge
I'm taking you all the way to the Supreme Court

I am the court.

inb4 someone takes this horrendously out of context and literally

Creeperopolis and Caezar

The Illegitimate government of Gjorka

Quebecshire wrote:I am the court.

Oh.

Caezar

The Serene State of Quebecshire

Quebecshirite Civil War (Background Post)

The Quebecshirite Civil War raged on from 1607 AD to 1623 AD. It sparked when the minimally effective federalized democracy failed as the Congress of the Cantons was unable to handle economic downturn or properly facilitate the internal distribution of resources. The Civil War saw two factions quickly develop after mass instability, and by 1608 the Monarchist and Republican had formed territorial holdings and began skirmishes. Major battles were fought in the northern mountains and the mid-section of the nation in order to control natural resources and agriculture. Several battles were fought in the bay around Quebecshire City, Bostonia, and Orléans. Quebecshire City became the major base of operations for the Monarchists whereas the Republicans set up their functions from Bostonia. The Monarchists were able to eventually force the Republicans out of most of the southeastern peninsula, nonetheless the Republicans held strong in the midlands and many maritime locations. Due to this Monarchist progress was largely slowed.

In 1620 large-scale fighting decreased and the conflict was almost entirely reduced to border skirmishes. Eventually, the separate provisional governments began to struggle due to lack of resources for the Republicans and a lack of trade opportunities for the Monarchist groups. In 1623, a ceasefire (but not reunification) agreement was made by the Monarchist Coalition for the Unification of Quebecshire (MCUQ) and the Quebecshirite Republican Assembly (QRA) to begin negotiations in Orléans on March 4th, 1623.

After about eight months (December 17th, 1623), an agreement for the basis of a new Constitution was reached. Both the MCUQ and the QRA ratified the agreement and began the re-integration of the opposing sides. The Quebecshire National Reorganization Council (QNRC) was formed following this arrangement to provisionally reunify Quebecshire before the Council and Parliaments of Quebecshire could be set up and have their offices filled. The Declaration of the Establishment of a New Constitution for an Unified Quebecshirite State generally entailed the following list contents. The conclusion of the Civil War also led to the creation of the Quebecshirite political philosophy of Revanchism, which is still prominent. Revanchism will be glossed on in a future post.

  • The abolition of all governmental authorities and bodies larger than town/city level and lower than the national level.

  • The creation of a judiciary, directive, and unifying Council, presided over by an indefinite Grandmaster of Quebecshire to satisfy monarchist leaning sentiments.

  • The formation of a Parliament of Quebecshire to be headed by the Speaker of the Parliament to handle general legislation to satisfy Republican leaning sentiments.

  • The adopting of the title of "Serene State" to decline any politically biased implications of the new government.

  • The abolition of the MCUQ and QRA to form the provisional QNRC until the new Constitution was readily enforceable.

This linked map shows the territorial divisions around the beginning of 1623, when a ceasefire was called and closing negotiations began.
https://i.imgur.com/TBea5vh.png

Map by Creeperopolis

For those who may be low IQ and didn't read well, this is a background post, not a currently happening thing.

Will be more historically developed in the future among other info tying in.

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The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis

Quebecshire wrote:Quebecshirite Civil War (Background Post)

The Quebecshirite Civil War raged on from 1607 AD to 1623 AD. It sparked when the minimally effective federalized democracy failed as the Congress of the Cantons was unable to handle economic downturn or properly facilitate the internal distribution of resources. The Civil War saw two factions quickly develop after mass instability, and by 1608 the Monarchist and Republican had formed territorial holdings and began skirmishes. Major battles were fought in the northern mountains and the mid-section of the nation in order to control natural resources and agriculture. Several battles were fought in the bay around Quebecshire City, Bostonia, and Orléans. Quebecshire City became the major base of operations for the Monarchists whereas the Republicans set up their functions from Bostonia. The Monarchists were able to eventually force the Republicans out of most of the southeastern peninsula, nonetheless the Republicans held strong in the midlands and many maritime locations. Due to this Monarchist progress was largely slowed.

In 1620 large-scale fighting decreased and the conflict was almost entirely reduced to border skirmishes. Eventually, the separate provisional governments began to struggle due to lack of resources for the Republicans and a lack of trade opportunities for the Monarchist groups. In 1623, a ceasefire (but not reunification) agreement was made by the Monarchist Coalition for the Unification of Quebecshire (MCUQ) and the Quebecshirite Republican Assembly (QRA) to begin negotiations in Orléans on March 4th, 1623.

After about eight months (December 17th, 1623), an agreement for the basis of a new Constitution was reached. Both the MCUQ and the QRA ratified the agreement and began the re-integration of the opposing sides. The Quebecshire National Reorganization Council (QNRC) was formed following this arrangement to provisionally reunify Quebecshire before the Council and Parliaments of Quebecshire could be set up and have their offices filled. The Declaration of the Establishment of a New Constitution for an Unified Quebecshirite State generally entailed the following list contents. The conclusion of the Civil War also led to the creation of the Quebecshirite political philosophy of Revanchism, which is still prominent. Revanchism will be glossed on in a future post.

  • The abolition of all governmental authorities and bodies larger than town/city level and national levels.

  • The creation of a judiciary, directive, and unifying Council, presided over by an indefinite Grandmaster of Quebecshire to satisfy monarchist leaning sentiments.

  • The formation of a Parliament of Quebecshire to be headed by the Speaker of the Parliament to handle general legislation to satisfy Republican leaning sentiments.

  • The adopting of the title of "Serene State" to decline any politically biased implications of the new government.

  • The abolition of the MCUQ and QRA to form the provisional QNRC until the new Constitution was readily enforceable.

This linked map shows the territorial divisions around the beginning of 1623, when a ceasefire was called and closing negotiations began.
https://i.imgur.com/TBea5vh.png

Map by Creeperopolis

For those who may be low IQ and didn't read well, this is a background post, not a currently happening thing.

Will be more historically developed in the future among other info tying in.

NSIndex code template done

Caezar and Protocol rendezvous

The Curers of Spode Humbled Minions

Creeperopolis wrote:NSIndex code template done

Creeperopolis, Caezar, and Greater sacramento

The Serene State of Quebecshire

Creeperopolis wrote:NSIndex code template done

Probably won't get back to it until tomorrow night, but thanks!

Creeperopolis and Caezar

Greater sacramento

The Curers of Spode Humbled Minions

Now, if you're a true intellectual, you'll be able to see the *hidden* different between our posts.

Creeperopolis and Caezar

The Serene State of Quebecshire

Spode Humbled Minions wrote:Now, if you're a true intellectual, you'll be able to see the *hidden* different between our posts.

How about no

Creeperopolis and Caezar

The Curers of Spode Humbled Minions

Quebecshire wrote:How about no

Creeperopolis and Caezar

The Serene State of Quebecshire

Spode Humbled Minions wrote:

Hush, scammer

Creeperopolis and Caezar

Iandrul

Good morning everyone

Caezar, Quebecshire, and Greater sacramento

The Curers of Spode Humbled Minions

Iandrul wrote:Good morning everyone

I have my eye on u....

Caezar

Northern olympian states

Caezar wrote:Most Latin-American nations tend to do that.

Spode Humbled Minions wrote:I have my eye on u....

The eye of providence

Creeperopolis and Caezar

The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis

Spode Humbled Minions wrote:

thanks bud

Caezar and Protocol rendezvous

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