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The Lancer Fan Club contains 2 nations.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Advanced Public Education in The Lancer Fan Club
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
As a region, The Lancer Fan Club is ranked 2,592nd in the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
|1.||The Danimal Factory of The Mongo Empire||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Be sure to drink your Danimal Smoothies.”|
|2.||The Dictatorship of The state of drunkness||Father Knows Best State||“Live by the bottle die by the bottle”|
- : The Danimal Factory of The Mongo Empire appointed The Dictatorship of The state of drunkness as Epic Fortnite Gamer with authority over Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in The Lancer Fan Club.
- : The Where landing gear of Cerata of the region Institute of Cellulose rejected a request from The Lancer Fan Club to establish embassies.
- : The Danimal Factory of The Mongo Empire proposed constructing embassies with Institute of Cellulose.
- : The Dictatorship of The state of drunkness arrived from The Communist Bloc.
- : The Danimal Factory of The Mongo Empire changed the regional password.
- : Embassy established between The Lancer Fan Club and Fredonia.
- : The Danimal Factory of The Mongo Empire agreed to construct embassies with Fredonia.
- : The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos of the region Fredonia proposed constructing embassies.
- : Embassy established between Alliance Nation League and The Lancer Fan Club.
- : The Danimal Factory of The Mongo Empire agreed to construct embassies with Alliance Nation League.
The Lancer Fan Club Regional Message Board
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and slaughtered over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon.
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth