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Most Valuable International Artwork: 526th Most Patriotic: 939th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 955th+21
Largest Retail Industry: 1,518th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,542nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,622nd Lowest Crime Rates: 1,718th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,834th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,908th Most Cultured: 1,984th Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,012th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,055th Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,067th Highest Average Incomes: 2,170th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,192nd Most Developed: 2,233rd Highest Poor Incomes: 2,252nd Most Corrupt Governments: 2,383rd Largest Governments: 2,406th Most Devout: 2,429th Most Subsidized Industry: 2,508th Highest Food Quality: 2,585th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,592nd Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,724th
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The Lancer Fan Club contains 2 nations.

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The Most Advanced Public Education in The Lancer Fan Club

Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.

As a region, The Lancer Fan Club is ranked 2,592nd in the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

1.The Danimal Factory of The Mongo EmpireIron Fist Consumerists“Be sure to drink your Danimal Smoothies.”
2.The Dictatorship of The state of drunknessFather Knows Best State“Live by the bottle die by the bottle”

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The Danimal Factory of The Mongo Empire

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and slaughtered over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon.

The Dictatorship of The state of drunkness

The Mongo Empire wrote:
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and slaughtered over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon.

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth

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The Dictatorship of The state of drunkness

Ingredients
2 1/4 cups flour (I used half spelt and half cake flour)
1 tablespoon baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 tablespoon cinnamon
1/2 teaspoons nutmeg
1 teaspoons salt
1/2 cup applesauce
1 cup Almond Breeze® Original Almond Beverage (or for extra creaminess use Almond Breeze® Almond Cashew Blend Unsweetened Original Almond Beverage)
2 teaspoons vanilla
1 cup cane sugar
1/2 cup (melted) coconut or canola oil
2 cups grated carrots (just shy of 1lb)
1/2 cup macadamia nuts (soaked; drained and rinsed)
1/2 cup cashews (soaked; drained and rinsed)
1/4 cup Almond Breeze® Original Almond Beverage
1/4 cup maple syrup
2 tablespoons coconut oil
1 teaspoon vanilla
2 teaspoons lemon juice
1/2 teaspoon salt

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