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Pharos12

El Spana wrote:IC: the minister apologises for being late, and begins to get into conversation.

bruh what?

The Third General's Kingdom of El Spana

Pharos12 wrote:bruh what?

OOC: Hey my dude.

Peepeepoopoocaca

OOC: Remember guys, every IC message must be at least three sentences long

The Imperial Empire of Portugal Is Great

Peepeepoopoocaca wrote:OOC: Remember guys, every IC message must be at least three sentences long

You don't have to explicitly tag OOC messages, just IC messages.

Peepeepoopoocaca

Portugal Is Great wrote:You don't have to explicitly tag OOC messages, just IC messages.

K

Drazza ra

And some say they’re still standing in the Congress Building, waiting for someone to talk

Moneygoodland and Con vilveria

Lowenburg

IC: hi

Peepeepoopoocaca, Santa ramon, Pharos12, and Tntexplodingtnt

Angevir

IC post

As King Acanthus The First Of Angevir Promised A Colony Called Eire Was Founded
It Didn't Take Long Before Eire Begun To Revolt As Angevir Declares Slavery A Terrible Act Of Torture And Betrayal Of Their Own People
The Revolt That The Eirish Citizens Called "First Eirish War Of Independence" Was Quickly Destroyed By The Angeviran Royal Army
Fear Of Another Revolt That Might Evolve Into A Much Larger Conflic Is Huge
Eire Loses The Status Of "Royal Colony" And Evolves To "Confederate Colony" Now Being Able To Make Its Own Laws And Potentially Bring Slavery Back

King Minos and Moneygoodland

Moneygoodland

This is ooc, I’d be very thankful if everyone on the map right now were to give some information about their nation, either through the RMB or just through message. I am writing a thing and would like to know about each nation so my writing fits what your nation is. If you write it in the RMB it would work as a good exercise in RP as well, but if you don’t want to that’s fine but I’d still be thankful for a dm. Oh and I mean EVERYONE on the map please.
Thank you!

Angevir

Moneygoodland wrote:snip!

well angevir is a confederation made up of 3 monarchies
it's an interesting case of union since the confederate kingdom of Agadir and the confederate kingdom Nejin Have A Certain Rivalry when it comes to the third and smallest confederate kingdom the kingdom of Norvein that has been dealing with a influence dispute between the other two kingdoms since the begining of those kingdoms
even tho this dispute can cause some certain problems regarding Norvein's autonomy all of the monarchies correspond to the same king
a United Kingdom of sorts
the nation has a pretty stable economy
it's army is small but robust and well trained
and it's the only confederation (as off now) to be formed in the labyrinth
and this is all you need to know about angevir
edit: sorry if i gave you hopes of this being a long post because i marked it as a spoiler
i was just scared that it would get supressed :P

Moneygoodland

Peepeepoopoocaca

Moneygoodland wrote:snippy

The Democratic Republic of PeePeePooPooCaCa is a stunning nation with lots of culture and natural beauty. In the nation’s south is tropical, while the center is filled with arable land and the east a desert. Across PPPPCC, you’ll find astounding marble, brick, and wood architecture, along with glorious bronze, steel, and gold statues. We have natural reservations throughout the country, with indigenous tribes and creatures being found there.

The nation specializes in agriculture, mining, and manufacturing, with industrialization becoming extremely prevalent and trains, shops, and markets opening up. We have some special traditions such as the annual Werosk Festival, a day where small markets open up around the country, Independence Day, a day where pizzas and pies are eaten in a large gathering, and people dress in blue, red, and white, and lastly, we also have Shrek’s Day, a day where shrekist followers eat onions, dress in brown and green, sing songs such as All Star, and visit the holy Shrekist monument in Flexshreklandia.

The nation is divided into 69 counties, with San Juarez county being the most populated, with the capital city of San Juarez being located here. San Juarez is a gorgeous city filled with nature, architecture, science, innovation, and incredible food. At the heart of the city is the Fountain of Hope, the home of the nation’s president. The Fountain of Hope is commonly called a masterpiece with 50,000 grams of gold and 100,000 diamonds being used in its construction. Other notable landmarks in San Juarez are the national museum, the inter regional stock exchange, the Maria Kittinger National stadium, the Justice Building, the Manning Werosk market, the northern park, and the Raymone bridge.

Other notable cities in PPPPCC are Leo, Hahn, and Khahwii, all notable centers of the nation’s medieval past. The PeePeePooPooCaCan government has a congress and is comprised by the senate and the national chamber.

King Minos and Moneygoodland

The Third General's Kingdom of El Spana

Moneygoodland wrote:snippity snip snip snip!

El Spana is a average sized, stunning nation with five rivers, the Forte, the Enial, the Taia, the Scaret, and the Mclo.
The capital is Aberdeen, but there are 3 other major cities: New Wales, Tordolo, and Tylat.

The economy is booming, and El Spana specialises in Mining (Iron and Gold), lumber, and electricity (lightbulbs).

The country is a democracy, with the main party being the Free Spaniards, who are currently in power. The leader also takes on the role of General, hence the title "General's Kingdom".

Moneygoodland

Peepeepoopoocaca

SAN JUAREZ FC V LAREDO FC: 4-4 (Laredo advances on away goals)

Game 1: San Juarez FC V Laredo FC: 4-1 (San Juarez)
Game 2: Laredo FC V San Juarez FC: 3-0 (Laredo)

REMO UNITED V AFC POLSSIANY: 6-3 (Remo)

Game 1: Remo United V AFC Polssiany: 4-2 (Remo)
Game 2: AFC Polssiany V Remo United: 1-2 (Remo)

NEW LIVERPOOL FC V QUAHOG ATHLETIC: 4-2 (New Liverpool)

Game 1: New Liverpool FC V Quahog Athletic: 3-0 (New Liverpool)
Game 2: Quahog Athletic V New Liverpool FC: 2-1 (Quahog)

LIVESHIRE BSC V DANVILLE: 6-6 (Liveshire advances on away goals)

Game 1: Liveshire BSC V Danville: 2-2
Game 2: Danville V Liveshire BSC: 4-4

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REMO TOFFEES V QUAHOG OYSTERS: 1-2 (Quahog)

Game 1: Remo Toffees V Quahog Oysters: 103-96 (Remo)
Game 2: Quahog Oysters V Remo Toffees: 113-82 (Quahog)
Game 3: Remo Toffees V Quahog Oysters: 99-101 (Quahog)

UNCLEJOHNSTSARDOME MONSTER TRUCKS V WEENIE HUT JRSLANDIA WEENIES: 0-2 (Weenie Hut Jrslandia)

Game 1: Unclejohnstsardome Monster Trucks V Weenie Hut Jrslandia Weenies: 102-108 (Weenie Hut Jrslandia)
Game 2: Weenie Hut Jrslandia Weenies V Unclejohnstsardome Monster Trucks: 112-85 (Weenie Hut Jrslandia)
Game 3: Unclejohnstsardome Monster Trucks V Weenie Hut Jrslandia Weenies: X

DANVILLE INATORS V LIVESHIRE LIGHTNING: 2-1 (Danville)

Game 1: Danville Inators V Liveshire Lightning: 105-87 (Danville)
Game 2: Liveshire Lightning V Danville Inators: 96-83 (Liveshire)
Game 3: Danville Inators V Liveshire Lightning: 102-91 (Danville)

LEO GOATS V SAN JUAREZ GIRAFFES: 1-2 (San Juarez)

Game 1: Leo Goats V San Juarez Giraffes: 111-94 (Leo)
Game 2: San Juarez Giraffes V Leo Goats: 106-82 (San Juarez)
Game 3: Leo Goats V San Juarez Giraffes: 89-97 (San Juarez)

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SAN LORENZO CLIMBERS V HAHN ROCKETEERS: 2-1 (San Lorenzo)

Game 1: San Lorenzo Climbers V Hahn Rocketeers: 7-2 (San Lorenzo)
Game 2: Hahn Rocketeers V San Lorenzo Climbers: 4-3 (Hahn)
Game 3: San Lorenzo Climbers V Hahn Rocketeers: 6-5 (San Lorenzo)

SAN JUAREZ DINOS V QUAHOG PLUMBERS: 2-0 (San Juarez)

Game 1: San Juarez Dinos V Quahog Plumbers: 9-4 (San Juarez)
Game 2: Quahog Plumbers V San Juarez Dinos: 5-7 (San Juarez)
Game 3: San Juarez Dinos V Quahog Plumbers: X

POLSSIANY ATHLETICS V REMO RISK TAKERS: 2-1 (Polssiany)

Game 1: Polssiany Athletics V Remo Risk Takers: 0-5 (Remo)
Game 2: Remo Risk Takers V Polssiany Athletics: 3-4 (Polssiany)
Game 3: Polssiany Athletics V Remo Risk Takers: 7-4 (Polssiany)

KHAHWII STEELERS V SIR CA CITY NATIVES: 2-0 (Khahwii)

Game 1: Khahwii Steelers V Sir Ca City Natives: 8-4 (Khahwii)
Game 2: Sir Ca City Natives V Khahwii Steelers: 6-9 (Khahwii)
Game 3: Khahwii Steelers V Sir Ca City Natives: X

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DANVILLE V HAHN: 1-2 (Hahn)

Game 1: Danville V Hahn: 11-8 (Danville)
Game 2: Hahn V Danville: 13-11 (Hahn)
Game 3: Danville V Hahn: 12-14 (Hahn)

PASHMINA V KHAHWII: 2-0 (Pashmina)

Game 1: Pashmina V Khahwii: 12-10 (Pashmina)
Game 2: Khahwii V Pashmina: 14-16 (Pashmina)
Game 3: Pashmina V Khahwii: X

REMO V SAN JUAREZ: 1-2 (San Juarez)

Game 1: Remo V San Juarez: 11-6 (Remo)
Game 2: San Juarez V Remo: 11-9 (San Juarez)
Game 3: Remo V San Juarez: 10-12 (San Juarez)

POLSSIANY V QUAHOG: 2-1 (Polssiany)

Game 1: Polssiany V Quahog: 11-7 (Polssiany)
Game 2: Quahog V Polssiany: 12-10 (Quahog)
Game 3: Polssiany V Quahog: 11-9 (Polssiany)

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REMO JOKERS V WEENIE HUT JRSLANDIA FREEMEN: 0-2 (Weenie Hut Jrslandia)

Game 1: Remo Jokers V Weenie Hut Jrslandia Freemen: 4-6 (Weenie Hut Jrslandia)
Game 2: Weenie Hut Jrslandia Freemen V Remo Jokers: 7-2 (Weenie Hut Jrslandia)
Game 3: Remo Jokers V Weenie Hut Jrslandia Freemen: X

LEO PESTS V QUAHOG VOYAGERS: 1-2 (Quahog)

Game 1: Leo Pests V Quahog Voyagers: 4-1 (Leo)
Game 2: Quahog Voyagers V Leo Pests: 8-6 (Quahog)
Game 3: Leo Pests V Quahog Voyagers: 3-5 (Quahog)

DANVILLE WARRIORS V BOBLANDIA: 2-1 (Danville)

Game 1: Danville Warriors V Boblandia: 6-5 (Danville)
Game 2: Boblandia V Danville Warriors: 4-3 (Boblandia)
Game 3: Danville Warriors V Boblandia: 3-0 (Danville)

SAN JUAREZ NATIONALS V HAHN PLEBS: 1-2 (Hahn)

Game 1: San Juarez Nationals V Hahn Plebs: 5-7 (Hahn)
Game 2: Hahn Plebs V San Juarez Nationals: 3-9 (San Juarez)
Game 3: San Juarez Nationals V Hahn Plebs: 4-7 (Hahn)


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LAREDO FC V REMO UNITED: 8-2 (Laredo)

Game 1: Laredo FC V Remo United: 5-0 (Laredo)
Game 2: Remo United V Laredo FC: 3-2 (Remo)

NEW LIVERPOOL FC V LIVESHIRE BSC: 6-3 (New Liverpool)

Game 1: New Liverpool FC V Liveshire BSC: 4-1 (New Liverpool)
Game 2: Liveshire BSC V New Liverpool FC: 2-2

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QUAHOG OYSTERS V WEENIE HUT JRSLANDIA WEENIES: 3-1 (Quahog)

Game 1: Quahog Oysters V Weenie Hut Jrslandia Weenies: 110-84 (Quahog)
Game 2: Weenie Hut Jrslandia Weenies V Quahog Oysters: 97-68 (Weenie Hut Jrslandia)
Game 3: Quahog Oysters V Weenie Hut Jrslandia Weenies: 102-89 (Quahog)
Game 4: Weenie Hut Jrslandia Weenies V Quahog Oysters: 93-97 (Quahog)
Game 5: Quahog Oysters V Weenie Hut Jrslandia Weenies: X

DANVILLE INATORS V SAN JUAREZ GIRAFFES: 3-2 (Danville)

Game 1: Danville Inators V San Juarez Giraffes: 107-90 (Danville)
Game 2: San Juarez Giraffes V Danville Inators: 103-98 (San Juarez)
Game 3: Danville Inators V San Juarez Giraffes: 94-100 (San Juarez)
Game 4: San Juarez Giraffes V Danville Inators: 105-109 (Danville)
Game 5: Danville Inators V San Juarez Giraffes: 116-115 (Danville)

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SAN LORENZO CLIMBERS V SAN JUAREZ DINOS: 3-2 (San Lorenzo)

Game 1: San Lorenzo Climbers V San Juarez Dinos: 5-8 (San Juarez)
Game 2: San Juarez Dinos V San Lorenzo Climbers: 7-4 (San Juarez)
Game 3: San Lorenzo Climbers V San Juarez Dinos: 9-3 (San Lorenzo)
Game 4: San Juarez Dinos V San Lorenzo Climbers: 0-2 (San Lorenzo)
Game 5: San Lorenzo Climbers V San Juarez Dinos: 7-6 (San Lorenzo)

POLSSIANY ATHLETICS V KHAHWII STEELERS: 1-3 (Khahwii)

Game 1: Polssiany Athletics V Khahwii Steelers: 3-5 (Khahwii)
Game 2: Khahwii Steelers V Polssiany Athletics: 7-10 (Polssiany)
Game 3: Polssiany Athletics V Khahwii Steelers: 4-6 (Khahwii)
Game 4: Khahwii Steelers V Polssiany Athletics: 9-6 (Khahwii)
Game 5: Polssiany Athletics V Khahwii Steelers: X

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HAHN V PASHMINA: 3-2 (Hahn)

Game 1: Hahn V Pashmina: 12-10 (Hahn)
Game 2: Pashmina V Hahn: 11-8 (Pashmina)
Game 3: Hahn V Pashmina: 9-11 (Pashmina)
Game 4: Pashmina V Hahn: 14-16 (Hahn)
Game 5: Hahn V Pashmina: 17-15 (Hahn)

SAN JUAREZ V POLSSIANY: 3-1 (San Juarez)

Game 1: San Juarez V Polssiany: 13-11 (San Juarez)
Game 2: Polssiany V San Juarez: 12-10 (Polssiany)
Game 3: San Juarez V Polssiany: 16-14 (San Juarez)
Game 4: Polssiany V San Juarez: 9-11 (San Juarez)
Game 5: San Juarez V Polssiany: X

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WEENIE HUT JRSLANDIA FREEMEN V QUAHOG VOYAGERS: 2-3 (Quahog)

Game 1: Weenie Hut Jrslandia Freemen V Quahog Voyagers: 3-6 (Quahog)
Game 2: Quahog Voyagers V Weenie Hut Jrslandia Freemen: 9-7 (Quahog)
Game 3: Weenie Hut Jrslandia Freemen V Quahog Voyagers: 4-3 (Weenie Hut Jrslandia)
Game 4: Quahog Voyagers V Weenie Hut Jrslandia Freemen: 4-5 (Weenie Hut Jrslandia)
Game 5: Weenie Hut Jrslandia Freemen V Quahog Voyagers: 5-6 (Quahog)

DANVILLE WARRIORS V HAHN PLEBS: 1-3 (Hahn)

Game 1: Danville Warriors V Hahn Plebs: 5-3 (Danville)
Game 2: Hahn Plebs V Danville Warriors: 7-4 (Hahn)
Game 3: Danville Warriors V Hahn Plebs: 4-8 (Hahn)
Game 4: Hahn Plebs V Danville Warriors: 6-4 (Hahn)
Game 5: Danville Warriors V Hahn Plebs: X

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Finals
THE 3RD GRAND FINALS

”Who will be the next champions?”

THE PEEPEEPOOPOOCACAN PREMIER LEAGUE FINAL

LAREDO FC V NEW LIVERPOOL FC: 4-3 (LAREDO)

VENUE: MARIA KITTINGER NATIONAL STADIUM (SAN JUAREZ)

THE INTERNAL BASKETBALL LEAGUE (IBL) FINALS

QUAHOG OYSTERS V DANVILLE INATORS: 2-4 (Danville)

GAME 1: Quahog Oysters V Danville Inators: 106-84 (Quahog)
GAME 2: Danville Inators V Quahog Oysters: 99-75 (Danville)
GAME 3: Quahog Oysters V Danville Inators: 89-95 (Danville)
GAME 4: Danville Inators V Quahog Oysters: 96-88 (Danville)
GAME 5: Quahog Oysters V Danville Inators: 116-74 (Quahog)
GAME 6: Danville Inators V Quahog Oysters: 106-92 (Danville)
GAME 7: Quahog Oysters V Danville Inators: X

VENUES: TORITRES GROUND (QUAHOG), FERB CENTER (DANVILLE)

THE INTER REGIONAL BASEBALL ASSOCIATION (IRBA) FINALS

SAN LORENZO CLIMBERS V KHAHWII STEELERS: 1-4 (Khahwii)

GAME 1: San Lorenzo Climbers V Khahwii Steelers: 4-9 (Khahwii)
GAME 2: Khahwii Steelers V San Lorenzo Climbers: 7-5 (Khahwii)
GAME 3: San Lorenzo Climbers V Khahwii Steelers: 3-1 (San Lorenzo)
GAME 4: Khahwii Steelers V San Lorenzo Climbers: 6-4 (Khahwii)
GAME 5: San Lorenzo Climbers V Khahwii Steelers: 5-6 (Khahwii)
GAME 6: Khahwii Steelers V San Lorenzo Climbers: X
GAME 7: San Lorenzo Climbers V Khahwii Steelers: X

VENUES: STEELERS GROUND (KHAHWII), HAROLD PARK (SAN LORENZO)

THE PEEPEEPOOPOOCACAN PING PONG SUPERLEAGUE FINALS

HAHN V SAN JUAREZ: 3-4 (San Juarez)

GAME 1: Hahn V San Juarez: 10-12 (San Juarez)
GAME 2: San Juarez V Hahn: 11-8 (San Juarez)
GAME 3: Hahn V San Juarez: 14-12 (Hahn)
GAME 4: San Juarez V Hahn: 13-11 (San Juarez)
GAME 5: Hahn V San Juarez: 17-15 (Hahn)
GAME 6: San Juarez V Hahn: 9-11 (Hahn)
GAME 7: Hahn V San Juarez: 11-13 (San Juarez)

VENUE: MARIA KITTINGER NATIONAL STADIUM (SAN JUAREZ)

UNIVERSAL HOCKEY TOURNAMENT FINALS

QUAHOG VOYAGERS V HAHN PLEBS: 4-2 (Quahog)

GAME 1: Quahog Voyagers V Hahn Plebs: 0-5 (Hahn)
GAME 2: Hahn Plebs V Quahog Voyagers: 7-3 (Hahn)
GAME 3: Quahog Voyagers V Hahn Plebs: 6-2 (Quahog)
GAME 4: Hahn Plebs V Quahog Voyagers: 3-4 (Quahog)
GAME 5: Quahog Voyagers V Hahn Plebs: 6-4 (Quahog)
GAME 6: Hahn Plebs V Quahog Voyagers: 6-7 (Quahog)
GAME 7: Quahog Voyagers V Hahn Plebs: X

VENUE: THE QUAGMIRE TOILETS (QUAHOG), THE SUAREZ CHAMBER (HAHN)

THE CHAMPIONS

PREMIER LEAGUE: 🏆 LAREDO FC 🏆
IBL: 🏆 DANVILLE INATORS 🏆
IRBA: 🏆 KHAHWII STEELERS 🏆
PING PONG SUPER LEAGUE: 🏆 SAN JUAREZ 🏆
UHT: 🏆 QUAHOG OYSTERS 🏆

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I’ve finished the World Cup draw, now all the fixtures have been confirmed and the playoff round results will be announced in an hour.

The Labyrinth World Cup

by Peepeepoopoocaca


THE LABYRINTH WORLD CUP

Hello my fellow labyrinthians, I have established this World Cup as a form of unifying our nations through the wonderful realm of sports. This idea was originally proposed by Portugal Is Great, and I hope to fulfill his original intentions to the best of my abilities, and hopefully even become better role players thanks to this.

PARTICIPANTS:
  • Peepeepoopoocaca: Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Quarterfinals)

  • A Memer Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Group Stage)

  • Angevir Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Group Stage)

  • Saborgatra Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Quarterfinals)

  • El Spana Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Group Stage)

  • National states of outerlands Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Semi Finals)

  • Santa ramon Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Group Stage)

  • Pewds supporter Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Group Stage)

  • Drazza ra Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to playoff semis)

  • Con vilveria Current Stage: Champion

  • Portugal Is Great Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Group Stage)

  • Tntexplodingtnt Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Group Stage)

  • Pharos12 Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to playoff semis)

  • Lowenburg Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Semi Finals)

  • Ugosal Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to playoff finals)

  • Adaorique Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Group Stage)

  • Moneygoodland Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Quarterfinals)

  • States of anarc e Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Quarterfinals)

  • Wulfingland Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Final)

NEXT TOURNAMENT: AUGUST 10TH

STADIUMS:

Peepeepoopoocaca: Maria Kittinger National Stadium
States of anarc e: Kigen National Stadium
Con vilveria: Aurora National Stadium
Santa ramon: Soberton Road
El Spana: Lion Park

PLAYOFFS

The winner of the playoffs advances to the group stage.

Pharos12 V El Spana: 6-8 (El Spana)

GAME 1: Pharos12 V El Spana: 4-3 (Pharos12)
GAME 2: El Spana V Pharos12: 5-2 (El Spana)

Drazza ra V Ugosal: 2-3 (Ugosal)

GAME 1: Drazza ra V Ugosal: 1-1
GAME 2: Ugosal V Drazza ra: 2-1 (Ugosal)

Ugosal V El Spana: 2-4 (El Spana Advances to Group Stage)

GAME 1: Ugosal V El Spana: 1-0 (Ugosal)
GAME 2: El Spana V Ugosal: 4-1 (El Spana)

GROUPS

GROUP 1:

National states of outerlands: Points: 9 (Advancing to Quarterfinals)
Pewds supporter: Points: 7 (Eliminated)
Tntexplodingtnt: Points: 6 (Eliminated)
Moneygoodland: Points: 13 (Advancing to Quarterfinals)

National states of outerlands V Pewds supporter: 3-1 (National states of outerlands)
Tntexplodingtnt V Moneygoodland: 0-2 (Moneygoodland)
National states of outerlands V Tntexplodingtnt: 4-2 (National states of outerlands)
Pewds supporter V Moneygoodland: 2-2
Moneygoodland V National states of outerlands: 2-1 (Moneygoodland)
Pewds supporter V Tntexplodingtnt: 0-3 (Tntexplodingtnt)

Tntexplodingtnt V Pewds supporter: 1-3 (Pewds supporter)
National states of outerlands V Moneygoodland: 2-3 (Moneygoodland)
Moneygoodland V Pewds supporter: 1-2 (Pewds supporter)
Tntexplodingtnt V National states of outerlands: 1-0 (Tntexplodingtnt)
Moneygoodland V Tntexplodingtnt: 4-2 (Moneygoodland)
Pewds supporter V National states of outerlands: 0-4 (National states of outerlands)

GROUP 2:

Lowenburg: Points: 11 (Advancing to Quarterfinals)
Angevir: Points: 9 (Eliminated)
Saborgatra: Points: 10 (Advancing to Quarterfinals)
A Memer: Points: 3 (Eliminated)

Lowenburg V Angevir: 1-1
Saborgatra V A Memer: 3-0 (Saborgatra)
Lowenburg V Saborgatra: 1-0 (Lowenburg)
Angevir V A Memer: 2-3 (A Memer)
A Memer V Lowenburg: 0-2 (Lowenburg)
Angevir V Saborgatra: 2-2

Saborgatra V Angevir: 3-5 (Angevir)
Lowenburg V A Memer: 2-1 (Lowenburg)
A Memer V Angevir: 0-3 (Angevir)
Saborgatra V Lowenburg: 3-2 (Saborgatra)
A Memer V Saborgatra: 1-2 (Saborgatra)
Angevir V Lowenburg: 1-1

GROUP 3:

Portugal Is Great: Points: 7 (Eliminated)
Peepeepoopoocaca: Points: 8 (Advancing to Quarterfinals) *
Santa ramon: Points: 8 (Eliminated)
States of anarc e: Points: 10 (Advancing to Quarterfinals)

*Advances on Goal Difference (PPPPCC = +3, Santa Ramon = -1)

Portugal Is Great V Peepeepoopoocaca: 1-0 (Portugal Is Great)
Santa ramon V States of anarc e: 2-1 (Santa ramon)
Portugal Is Great V Santa ramon: 0-0
Peepeepoopoocaca V States of anarc e: 4-1 (Peepeepoopoocaca)
States of anarc e V Portugal Is Great: 2-0 (States of anarc e)
Peepeepoopoocaca V Santa ramon: 3-3

Santa ramon V Peepeepoopoocaca: 2-1 (Santa ramon)
Portugal Is Great V States of anarc e: 2-5 (States of anarc e)
States of anarc e V Peepeepoopoocaca: 2-2
Santa ramon V Portugal Is Great: 3-4 (Portugal Is Great)
States of anarc e V Santa ramon: 3-1 (States of anarc e)
Peepeepoopoocaca V Portugal Is Great: 4-2 (Peepeepoopoocaca)

GROUP 4:

Adaorique: Points: 10 (Eliminated)
Con vilveria: Points: 12 (Advances to Quarterfinals)
Wulfingland: Points: 10 (Advances to Quarterfinals) *
El Spana: Points: 2 (Eliminated (so unlucky m8))

*Advances on goal difference (Wulfingland = +1, Adaorique, -2)

Adaorique V Con vilveria: 2-1 (Adaorique)
Wulfingland V El Spana: 2-0 (Wulfingland)
Adaorique V Wulfingland: 3-4 (Wulfingland)
Con vilveria V El Spana: 3-0 (Con vilveria)
El Spana V Adaorique: 3-3
Con vilveria V Wulfingland: 1-2 (Wulfingland)

Wulfingland V Con vilveria: 0-2 (Con vilveria)
Adaorique V El Spana: 1-0 (Adaorique)
El Spana V Con vilveria: 3-4 (Con vilveria)
Wulfingland V Adaorique: 2-3 (Adaorique)
El Spana V Wulfingland: 2-2
Con vilveria V Adaorique: 4-0 (Con vilveria)

QUARTERFINALS

GAME 1:

Saborgatra V National states of outerlands: 0-2 (National states of outerlands)

1st Leg: Saborgatra V National states of outerlands: 0-1 (National states of outerlands)
2nd Leg: National states of outerlands V Saborgatra: 1-0 (National states of outerlands)

GAME 2:

States of anarc e V Wulfingland: 1-3 (Wulfingland)

1st Leg: States of anarc e V Wulfingland: 1-0 (States of anarc e)
2nd Leg: Wulfingland V States of anarc e: 3-0 (Wulfingland)

GAME 3:

Lowenburg V Moneygoodland: 3-2 (Lowenburg)

1st Leg: Lowenburg V Moneygoodland: 2-1 (Lowenburg)
2nd Leg: Moneygoodland V Lowenburg: 1-1

GAME 4:

Peepeepoopoocaca V Con vilveria: 4-4 (Con vilveria advances on penalties)

1st Leg: Peepeepoopoocaca V Con vilveria: 3-1 (Peepeepoopoocaca)
2nd Leg: Con vilveria V Peepeepoopoocaca: 3-1 (Con vilveria)

PENALTIES: PPPPCC: 5, CON VILVERIA: 6

SEMI FINALS

GAME 1:

Con vilveria V Lowenburg: 5-5 (Con vilveria Advances on Away Goals)

1st Leg: Con vilveria V Lowenburg: 2-2
2nd Leg: Lowenburg V Con vilveria: 3-3

GAME 2:

Wulfingland V National states of outerlands: 8-5 (Wulfingland)

1st Leg: Wulfingland V National states of outerlands: 3-3
2nd Leg: National states of outerlands V Wulfingland: 2-5 (Wulfingland)

THE GRAND FINAL

CON VILVERIA

TEAM JERSEY:

STAR PLAYERS:

-Daniel Lane, Forward
-Bryan Morales, Midfielder
-Kim So-Wong, Defender

RESULTS:

GROUP STAGE: 12 POINTS, 1ST PLACE

VS Adaorique (A): 2-1 (Loss)
VS El Spana (H): 3-0 (Win)
VS Wulfingland (H): 1-2 (Loss)
VS Wulfingland (A): 0-2 (Win)
VS El Spana (A): 3-4 (Win)
VS Adaorique (H): 4-0 (Win)

QUARTERFINAL V Peepeepoopoocaca: 4-4 (Con vilveria advances on penalties)

GAME 1: 3-1 (A): LOSS
GAME 2: 3-1 (H): WIN

PENALTIES: 6-5 (ADVANTAGE: Con vilveria)

SEMI FINAL V Lowenburg: 5-5 (Con vilveria advances on away goals)

GAME 1: 2-2 (H): DRAW
GAME 2: 3-3 (A): DRAW

WULFINGLAND

RESULTS:

GROUP STAGE: 10 POINTS, 2ND PLACE

VS El Spana (H): 2-0 (Win)
VS Adaorique (A): 3-4 (Win)
VS Con vilveria (A): 1-2 (Win)
VS Con vilveria (H): 0-2 (Loss)
VS Adaorique (H): 2-3 (Loss)
VS El Spana (A): 2-2 (Draw)

QUARTERFINAL V States of anarc e: 1-3 (Wulfingland)

GAME 1: 1-0 (A): LOSS
GAME 2: 3-0 (H): WIN

SEMI FINAL V National states of outerlands: 8-5 (Wulfingland)

GAME 1: 3-3 (H): DRAW
GAME 2: 2-5 (A): WIN

STAR PLAYERS:

- Harald Wall, Goalkeeper
- Æthelwulf, Striker
- Edward Wulfing, Team Captain and Midfielder
- Eadwulf, Defender
- Tristan, Midfielder

Con vilveria V Wulfingland: 2-1 (Con vilveria)

VENUE: FLEX SEAL STADIUM (Swiftlandian Peoples Republic)

THE CHAMPION: 🏆 Con vilveria 🏆

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Meanwhile, the PeePeePooPooCaCan elections have begun and it’s time to vote for your favorite right wing candidate. In an hour, the results will be announced, and the left wing candidate elections will begin.

This is it everyone, 69 counties, 805,000 people, 6 candidates, one country. Who will pave the way for a bright future for this one-of-a-kind nation? The people have spoken, and it’s now time to vote for the president of Peepeepoopoocaca, and guardian of the 5 alts.

RIGHT WING CANDIDATES

Seymour Butts
Hair: Yellow
Eye Color: Blue
Gender: Male
Favorite Meme: PewDiePie Memes
  • Doesn’t support the UoL

  • Supports JAP and the Labyrinthian congress but wants to limit the nation’s influence in the party

  • Supports only a little bit of trade

  • Doesn’t support many international projects

  • Will limit World Cup expenditure

  • Doesn’t support the nation’s domestic sports leagues

  • Doesn’t support immigration

  • Wants to withdraw from the war on terror

  • Wants to increase security groups’ influence in the nation

  • Doesn’t support the inter regional stock market

  • Supports the information technology and logging sectors

  • Doesn’t support the fishing and tourism sectors

  • Wants to decrease the power of the people in congress and increase power on board of directors and senators

  • Mildly supports the ESA

  • Doesn’t support reservations

  • Is a conservative

  • Arslan Canha
    Hair: Brown
    Eye Color: White
    Gender: Male
    Favorite Meme: Megalovania
    • Supports the LoL

    • Supports JAP and and the Labyrinthian congress

    • Supports trade

    • Supports a few international projects but will stricken the criteria for PPPPCCan involvement

    • Will decrease World Cup and olympics expenditure

    • Supports the nation’s domestic leagues over international tournaments

    • Doesn’t support illegal immigration

    • Will increase war on terror support

    • Will increase security groups’ influence

    • Supports the inter regional stock market

    • Supports the manufacturing and retail sectors

    • Doesn’t support the agricultural and basket weaving industries

    • Wants to keep congress powers the way they are now

    • Supports the ESA

    • Slightly supports reservations

    • Is a right-wing democrat

    Stephanie Kalil
    Hair: Black
    Eye Color: Green
    Gender: Female
    Favorite Meme: Yankee with no brim
    • Supports the LoL

    • Supports the JAP and the Labyrinthian Congress greatly

    • Supports trade and will restructure current trade policies to fit her populist ideals

    • Supports international projects but will establish safety measures in the wake of terrorism

    • Will increase World Cup expenditure

    • Supports both domestic leagues and international tournaments

    • Dislikes illegal immigrants

    • Will increase war on terror support

    • Will decrease security and social groups’ funding but will increase influence

    • Supports the inter regional stock market

    • Supports the public transport and information technology sectors

    • Doesn’t support the black market and book publishing sectors

    • Wants to increase public influence in congress but stricken voting processes

    • Supports the ESA

    • Supports reservations but will stricken approval processes

    • Is a centrist populist

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Moneygoodland

Ugosal

Peepeepoopoocaca wrote:
SAN JUAREZ FC V LAREDO FC: 4-4 (Laredo advances on away goals)

Game 1: San Juarez FC V Laredo FC: 4-1 (San Juarez)
Game 2: Laredo FC V San Juarez FC: 3-0 (Laredo)

REMO UNITED V AFC POLSSIANY: 6-3 (Remo)

Game 1: Remo United V AFC Polssiany: 4-2 (Remo)
Game 2: AFC Polssiany V Remo United: 1-2 (Remo)

NEW LIVERPOOL FC V QUAHOG ATHLETIC: 4-2 (New Liverpool)

Game 1: New Liverpool FC V Quahog Athletic: 3-0 (New Liverpool)
Game 2: Quahog Athletic V New Liverpool FC: 2-1 (Quahog)

LIVESHIRE BSC V DANVILLE: 6-6 (Liveshire advances on away goals)

Game 1: Liveshire BSC V Danville: 2-2
Game 2: Danville V Liveshire BSC: 4-4

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REMO TOFFEES V QUAHOG OYSTERS: 1-2 (Quahog)

Game 1: Remo Toffees V Quahog Oysters: 103-96 (Remo)
Game 2: Quahog Oysters V Remo Toffees: 113-82 (Quahog)
Game 3: Remo Toffees V Quahog Oysters: 99-101 (Quahog)

UNCLEJOHNSTSARDOME MONSTER TRUCKS V WEENIE HUT JRSLANDIA WEENIES: 0-2 (Weenie Hut Jrslandia)

Game 1: Unclejohnstsardome Monster Trucks V Weenie Hut Jrslandia Weenies: 102-108 (Weenie Hut Jrslandia)
Game 2: Weenie Hut Jrslandia Weenies V Unclejohnstsardome Monster Trucks: 112-85 (Weenie Hut Jrslandia)
Game 3: Unclejohnstsardome Monster Trucks V Weenie Hut Jrslandia Weenies: X

DANVILLE INATORS V LIVESHIRE LIGHTNING: 2-1 (Danville)

Game 1: Danville Inators V Liveshire Lightning: 105-87 (Danville)
Game 2: Liveshire Lightning V Danville Inators: 96-83 (Liveshire)
Game 3: Danville Inators V Liveshire Lightning: 102-91 (Danville)

LEO GOATS V SAN JUAREZ GIRAFFES: 1-2 (San Juarez)

Game 1: Leo Goats V San Juarez Giraffes: 111-94 (Leo)
Game 2: San Juarez Giraffes V Leo Goats: 106-82 (San Juarez)
Game 3: Leo Goats V San Juarez Giraffes: 89-97 (San Juarez)

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SAN LORENZO CLIMBERS V HAHN ROCKETEERS: 2-1 (San Lorenzo)

Game 1: San Lorenzo Climbers V Hahn Rocketeers: 7-2 (San Lorenzo)
Game 2: Hahn Rocketeers V San Lorenzo Climbers: 4-3 (Hahn)
Game 3: San Lorenzo Climbers V Hahn Rocketeers: 6-5 (San Lorenzo)

SAN JUAREZ DINOS V QUAHOG PLUMBERS: 2-0 (San Juarez)

Game 1: San Juarez Dinos V Quahog Plumbers: 9-4 (San Juarez)
Game 2: Quahog Plumbers V San Juarez Dinos: 5-7 (San Juarez)
Game 3: San Juarez Dinos V Quahog Plumbers: X

POLSSIANY ATHLETICS V REMO RISK TAKERS: 2-1 (Polssiany)

Game 1: Polssiany Athletics V Remo Risk Takers: 0-5 (Remo)
Game 2: Remo Risk Takers V Polssiany Athletics: 3-4 (Polssiany)
Game 3: Polssiany Athletics V Remo Risk Takers: 7-4 (Polssiany)

KHAHWII STEELERS V SIR CA CITY NATIVES: 2-0 (Khahwii)

Game 1: Khahwii Steelers V Sir Ca City Natives: 8-4 (Khahwii)
Game 2: Sir Ca City Natives V Khahwii Steelers: 6-9 (Khahwii)
Game 3: Khahwii Steelers V Sir Ca City Natives: X

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DANVILLE V HAHN: 1-2 (Hahn)

Game 1: Danville V Hahn: 11-8 (Danville)
Game 2: Hahn V Danville: 13-11 (Hahn)
Game 3: Danville V Hahn: 12-14 (Hahn)

PASHMINA V KHAHWII: 2-0 (Pashmina)

Game 1: Pashmina V Khahwii: 12-10 (Pashmina)
Game 2: Khahwii V Pashmina: 14-16 (Pashmina)
Game 3: Pashmina V Khahwii: X

REMO V SAN JUAREZ: 1-2 (San Juarez)

Game 1: Remo V San Juarez: 11-6 (Remo)
Game 2: San Juarez V Remo: 11-9 (San Juarez)
Game 3: Remo V San Juarez: 10-12 (San Juarez)

POLSSIANY V QUAHOG: 2-1 (Polssiany)

Game 1: Polssiany V Quahog: 11-7 (Polssiany)
Game 2: Quahog V Polssiany: 12-10 (Quahog)
Game 3: Polssiany V Quahog: 11-9 (Polssiany)

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REMO JOKERS V WEENIE HUT JRSLANDIA FREEMEN: 0-2 (Weenie Hut Jrslandia)

Game 1: Remo Jokers V Weenie Hut Jrslandia Freemen: 4-6 (Weenie Hut Jrslandia)
Game 2: Weenie Hut Jrslandia Freemen V Remo Jokers: 7-2 (Weenie Hut Jrslandia)
Game 3: Remo Jokers V Weenie Hut Jrslandia Freemen: X

LEO PESTS V QUAHOG VOYAGERS: 1-2 (Quahog)

Game 1: Leo Pests V Quahog Voyagers: 4-1 (Leo)
Game 2: Quahog Voyagers V Leo Pests: 8-6 (Quahog)
Game 3: Leo Pests V Quahog Voyagers: 3-5 (Quahog)

DANVILLE WARRIORS V BOBLANDIA: 2-1 (Danville)

Game 1: Danville Warriors V Boblandia: 6-5 (Danville)
Game 2: Boblandia V Danville Warriors: 4-3 (Boblandia)
Game 3: Danville Warriors V Boblandia: 3-0 (Danville)

SAN JUAREZ NATIONALS V HAHN PLEBS: 1-2 (Hahn)

Game 1: San Juarez Nationals V Hahn Plebs: 5-7 (Hahn)
Game 2: Hahn Plebs V San Juarez Nationals: 3-9 (San Juarez)
Game 3: San Juarez Nationals V Hahn Plebs: 4-7 (Hahn)


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LAREDO FC V REMO UNITED: 8-2 (Laredo)

Game 1: Laredo FC V Remo United: 5-0 (Laredo)
Game 2: Remo United V Laredo FC: 3-2 (Remo)

NEW LIVERPOOL FC V LIVESHIRE BSC: 6-3 (New Liverpool)

Game 1: New Liverpool FC V Liveshire BSC: 4-1 (New Liverpool)
Game 2: Liveshire BSC V New Liverpool FC: 2-2

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QUAHOG OYSTERS V WEENIE HUT JRSLANDIA WEENIES: 3-1 (Quahog)

Game 1: Quahog Oysters V Weenie Hut Jrslandia Weenies: 110-84 (Quahog)
Game 2: Weenie Hut Jrslandia Weenies V Quahog Oysters: 97-68 (Weenie Hut Jrslandia)
Game 3: Quahog Oysters V Weenie Hut Jrslandia Weenies: 102-89 (Quahog)
Game 4: Weenie Hut Jrslandia Weenies V Quahog Oysters: 93-97 (Quahog)
Game 5: Quahog Oysters V Weenie Hut Jrslandia Weenies: X

DANVILLE INATORS V SAN JUAREZ GIRAFFES: 3-2 (Danville)

Game 1: Danville Inators V San Juarez Giraffes: 107-90 (Danville)
Game 2: San Juarez Giraffes V Danville Inators: 103-98 (San Juarez)
Game 3: Danville Inators V San Juarez Giraffes: 94-100 (San Juarez)
Game 4: San Juarez Giraffes V Danville Inators: 105-109 (Danville)
Game 5: Danville Inators V San Juarez Giraffes: 116-115 (Danville)

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SAN LORENZO CLIMBERS V SAN JUAREZ DINOS: 3-2 (San Lorenzo)

Game 1: San Lorenzo Climbers V San Juarez Dinos: 5-8 (San Juarez)
Game 2: San Juarez Dinos V San Lorenzo Climbers: 7-4 (San Juarez)
Game 3: San Lorenzo Climbers V San Juarez Dinos: 9-3 (San Lorenzo)
Game 4: San Juarez Dinos V San Lorenzo Climbers: 0-2 (San Lorenzo)
Game 5: San Lorenzo Climbers V San Juarez Dinos: 7-6 (San Lorenzo)

POLSSIANY ATHLETICS V KHAHWII STEELERS: 1-3 (Khahwii)

Game 1: Polssiany Athletics V Khahwii Steelers: 3-5 (Khahwii)
Game 2: Khahwii Steelers V Polssiany Athletics: 7-10 (Polssiany)
Game 3: Polssiany Athletics V Khahwii Steelers: 4-6 (Khahwii)
Game 4: Khahwii Steelers V Polssiany Athletics: 9-6 (Khahwii)
Game 5: Polssiany Athletics V Khahwii Steelers: X

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HAHN V PASHMINA: 3-2 (Hahn)

Game 1: Hahn V Pashmina: 12-10 (Hahn)
Game 2: Pashmina V Hahn: 11-8 (Pashmina)
Game 3: Hahn V Pashmina: 9-11 (Pashmina)
Game 4: Pashmina V Hahn: 14-16 (Hahn)
Game 5: Hahn V Pashmina: 17-15 (Hahn)

SAN JUAREZ V POLSSIANY: 3-1 (San Juarez)

Game 1: San Juarez V Polssiany: 13-11 (San Juarez)
Game 2: Polssiany V San Juarez: 12-10 (Polssiany)
Game 3: San Juarez V Polssiany: 16-14 (San Juarez)
Game 4: Polssiany V San Juarez: 9-11 (San Juarez)
Game 5: San Juarez V Polssiany: X

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WEENIE HUT JRSLANDIA FREEMEN V QUAHOG VOYAGERS: 2-3 (Quahog)

Game 1: Weenie Hut Jrslandia Freemen V Quahog Voyagers: 3-6 (Quahog)
Game 2: Quahog Voyagers V Weenie Hut Jrslandia Freemen: 9-7 (Quahog)
Game 3: Weenie Hut Jrslandia Freemen V Quahog Voyagers: 4-3 (Weenie Hut Jrslandia)
Game 4: Quahog Voyagers V Weenie Hut Jrslandia Freemen: 4-5 (Weenie Hut Jrslandia)
Game 5: Weenie Hut Jrslandia Freemen V Quahog Voyagers: 5-6 (Quahog)

DANVILLE WARRIORS V HAHN PLEBS: 1-3 (Hahn)

Game 1: Danville Warriors V Hahn Plebs: 5-3 (Danville)
Game 2: Hahn Plebs V Danville Warriors: 7-4 (Hahn)
Game 3: Danville Warriors V Hahn Plebs: 4-8 (Hahn)
Game 4: Hahn Plebs V Danville Warriors: 6-4 (Hahn)
Game 5: Danville Warriors V Hahn Plebs: X

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Finals
THE 3RD GRAND FINALS

”Who will be the next champions?”

THE PEEPEEPOOPOOCACAN PREMIER LEAGUE FINAL

LAREDO FC V NEW LIVERPOOL FC: 4-3 (LAREDO)

VENUE: MARIA KITTINGER NATIONAL STADIUM (SAN JUAREZ)

THE INTERNAL BASKETBALL LEAGUE (IBL) FINALS

QUAHOG OYSTERS V DANVILLE INATORS: 2-4 (Danville)

GAME 1: Quahog Oysters V Danville Inators: 106-84 (Quahog)
GAME 2: Danville Inators V Quahog Oysters: 99-75 (Danville)
GAME 3: Quahog Oysters V Danville Inators: 89-95 (Danville)
GAME 4: Danville Inators V Quahog Oysters: 96-88 (Danville)
GAME 5: Quahog Oysters V Danville Inators: 116-74 (Quahog)
GAME 6: Danville Inators V Quahog Oysters: 106-92 (Danville)
GAME 7: Quahog Oysters V Danville Inators: X

VENUES: TORITRES GROUND (QUAHOG), FERB CENTER (DANVILLE)

THE INTER REGIONAL BASEBALL ASSOCIATION (IRBA) FINALS

SAN LORENZO CLIMBERS V KHAHWII STEELERS: 1-4 (Khahwii)

GAME 1: San Lorenzo Climbers V Khahwii Steelers: 4-9 (Khahwii)
GAME 2: Khahwii Steelers V San Lorenzo Climbers: 7-5 (Khahwii)
GAME 3: San Lorenzo Climbers V Khahwii Steelers: 3-1 (San Lorenzo)
GAME 4: Khahwii Steelers V San Lorenzo Climbers: 6-4 (Khahwii)
GAME 5: San Lorenzo Climbers V Khahwii Steelers: 5-6 (Khahwii)
GAME 6: Khahwii Steelers V San Lorenzo Climbers: X
GAME 7: San Lorenzo Climbers V Khahwii Steelers: X

VENUES: STEELERS GROUND (KHAHWII), HAROLD PARK (SAN LORENZO)

THE PEEPEEPOOPOOCACAN PING PONG SUPERLEAGUE FINALS

HAHN V SAN JUAREZ: 3-4 (San Juarez)

GAME 1: Hahn V San Juarez: 10-12 (San Juarez)
GAME 2: San Juarez V Hahn: 11-8 (San Juarez)
GAME 3: Hahn V San Juarez: 14-12 (Hahn)
GAME 4: San Juarez V Hahn: 13-11 (San Juarez)
GAME 5: Hahn V San Juarez: 17-15 (Hahn)
GAME 6: San Juarez V Hahn: 9-11 (Hahn)
GAME 7: Hahn V San Juarez: 11-13 (San Juarez)

VENUE: MARIA KITTINGER NATIONAL STADIUM (SAN JUAREZ)

UNIVERSAL HOCKEY TOURNAMENT FINALS

QUAHOG VOYAGERS V HAHN PLEBS: 4-2 (Quahog)

GAME 1: Quahog Voyagers V Hahn Plebs: 0-5 (Hahn)
GAME 2: Hahn Plebs V Quahog Voyagers: 7-3 (Hahn)
GAME 3: Quahog Voyagers V Hahn Plebs: 6-2 (Quahog)
GAME 4: Hahn Plebs V Quahog Voyagers: 3-4 (Quahog)
GAME 5: Quahog Voyagers V Hahn Plebs: 6-4 (Quahog)
GAME 6: Hahn Plebs V Quahog Voyagers: 6-7 (Quahog)
GAME 7: Quahog Voyagers V Hahn Plebs: X

VENUE: THE QUAGMIRE TOILETS (QUAHOG), THE SUAREZ CHAMBER (HAHN)

THE CHAMPIONS

PREMIER LEAGUE: 🏆 LAREDO FC 🏆
IBL: 🏆 DANVILLE INATORS 🏆
IRBA: 🏆 KHAHWII STEELERS 🏆
PING PONG SUPER LEAGUE: 🏆 SAN JUAREZ 🏆
UHT: 🏆 QUAHOG OYSTERS 🏆

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I’ve finished the World Cup draw, now all the fixtures have been confirmed and the playoff round results will be announced in an hour.

The Labyrinth World Cup

by Peepeepoopoocaca


THE LABYRINTH WORLD CUP

Hello my fellow labyrinthians, I have established this World Cup as a form of unifying our nations through the wonderful realm of sports. This idea was originally proposed by Portugal Is Great, and I hope to fulfill his original intentions to the best of my abilities, and hopefully even become better role players thanks to this.

PARTICIPANTS:
  • Peepeepoopoocaca: Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Quarterfinals)

  • A Memer Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Group Stage)

  • Angevir Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Group Stage)

  • Saborgatra Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Quarterfinals)

  • El Spana Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Group Stage)

  • National states of outerlands Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Semi Finals)

  • Santa ramon Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Group Stage)

  • Pewds supporter Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Group Stage)

  • Drazza ra Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to playoff semis)

  • Con vilveria Current Stage: Champion

  • Portugal Is Great Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Group Stage)

  • Tntexplodingtnt Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Group Stage)

  • Pharos12 Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to playoff semis)

  • Lowenburg Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Semi Finals)

  • Ugosal Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to playoff finals)

  • Adaorique Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Group Stage)

  • Moneygoodland Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Quarterfinals)

  • States of anarc e Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Quarterfinals)

  • Wulfingland Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Final)

NEXT TOURNAMENT: AUGUST 10TH

STADIUMS:

Peepeepoopoocaca: Maria Kittinger National Stadium
States of anarc e: Kigen National Stadium
Con vilveria: Aurora National Stadium
Santa ramon: Soberton Road
El Spana: Lion Park

PLAYOFFS

The winner of the playoffs advances to the group stage.

Pharos12 V El Spana: 6-8 (El Spana)

GAME 1: Pharos12 V El Spana: 4-3 (Pharos12)
GAME 2: El Spana V Pharos12: 5-2 (El Spana)

Drazza ra V Ugosal: 2-3 (Ugosal)

GAME 1: Drazza ra V Ugosal: 1-1
GAME 2: Ugosal V Drazza ra: 2-1 (Ugosal)

Ugosal V El Spana: 2-4 (El Spana Advances to Group Stage)

GAME 1: Ugosal V El Spana: 1-0 (Ugosal)
GAME 2: El Spana V Ugosal: 4-1 (El Spana)

GROUPS

GROUP 1:

National states of outerlands: Points: 9 (Advancing to Quarterfinals)
Pewds supporter: Points: 7 (Eliminated)
Tntexplodingtnt: Points: 6 (Eliminated)
Moneygoodland: Points: 13 (Advancing to Quarterfinals)

National states of outerlands V Pewds supporter: 3-1 (National states of outerlands)
Tntexplodingtnt V Moneygoodland: 0-2 (Moneygoodland)
National states of outerlands V Tntexplodingtnt: 4-2 (National states of outerlands)
Pewds supporter V Moneygoodland: 2-2
Moneygoodland V National states of outerlands: 2-1 (Moneygoodland)
Pewds supporter V Tntexplodingtnt: 0-3 (Tntexplodingtnt)

Tntexplodingtnt V Pewds supporter: 1-3 (Pewds supporter)
National states of outerlands V Moneygoodland: 2-3 (Moneygoodland)
Moneygoodland V Pewds supporter: 1-2 (Pewds supporter)
Tntexplodingtnt V National states of outerlands: 1-0 (Tntexplodingtnt)
Moneygoodland V Tntexplodingtnt: 4-2 (Moneygoodland)
Pewds supporter V National states of outerlands: 0-4 (National states of outerlands)

GROUP 2:

Lowenburg: Points: 11 (Advancing to Quarterfinals)
Angevir: Points: 9 (Eliminated)
Saborgatra: Points: 10 (Advancing to Quarterfinals)
A Memer: Points: 3 (Eliminated)

Lowenburg V Angevir: 1-1
Saborgatra V A Memer: 3-0 (Saborgatra)
Lowenburg V Saborgatra: 1-0 (Lowenburg)
Angevir V A Memer: 2-3 (A Memer)
A Memer V Lowenburg: 0-2 (Lowenburg)
Angevir V Saborgatra: 2-2

Saborgatra V Angevir: 3-5 (Angevir)
Lowenburg V A Memer: 2-1 (Lowenburg)
A Memer V Angevir: 0-3 (Angevir)
Saborgatra V Lowenburg: 3-2 (Saborgatra)
A Memer V Saborgatra: 1-2 (Saborgatra)
Angevir V Lowenburg: 1-1

GROUP 3:

Portugal Is Great: Points: 7 (Eliminated)
Peepeepoopoocaca: Points: 8 (Advancing to Quarterfinals) *
Santa ramon: Points: 8 (Eliminated)
States of anarc e: Points: 10 (Advancing to Quarterfinals)

*Advances on Goal Difference (PPPPCC = +3, Santa Ramon = -1)

Portugal Is Great V Peepeepoopoocaca: 1-0 (Portugal Is Great)
Santa ramon V States of anarc e: 2-1 (Santa ramon)
Portugal Is Great V Santa ramon: 0-0
Peepeepoopoocaca V States of anarc e: 4-1 (Peepeepoopoocaca)
States of anarc e V Portugal Is Great: 2-0 (States of anarc e)
Peepeepoopoocaca V Santa ramon: 3-3

Santa ramon V Peepeepoopoocaca: 2-1 (Santa ramon)
Portugal Is Great V States of anarc e: 2-5 (States of anarc e)
States of anarc e V Peepeepoopoocaca: 2-2
Santa ramon V Portugal Is Great: 3-4 (Portugal Is Great)
States of anarc e V Santa ramon: 3-1 (States of anarc e)
Peepeepoopoocaca V Portugal Is Great: 4-2 (Peepeepoopoocaca)

GROUP 4:

Adaorique: Points: 10 (Eliminated)
Con vilveria: Points: 12 (Advances to Quarterfinals)
Wulfingland: Points: 10 (Advances to Quarterfinals) *
El Spana: Points: 2 (Eliminated (so unlucky m8))

*Advances on goal difference (Wulfingland = +1, Adaorique, -2)

Adaorique V Con vilveria: 2-1 (Adaorique)
Wulfingland V El Spana: 2-0 (Wulfingland)
Adaorique V Wulfingland: 3-4 (Wulfingland)
Con vilveria V El Spana: 3-0 (Con vilveria)
El Spana V Adaorique: 3-3
Con vilveria V Wulfingland: 1-2 (Wulfingland)

Wulfingland V Con vilveria: 0-2 (Con vilveria)
Adaorique V El Spana: 1-0 (Adaorique)
El Spana V Con vilveria: 3-4 (Con vilveria)
Wulfingland V Adaorique: 2-3 (Adaorique)
El Spana V Wulfingland: 2-2
Con vilveria V Adaorique: 4-0 (Con vilveria)

QUARTERFINALS

GAME 1:

Saborgatra V National states of outerlands: 0-2 (National states of outerlands)

1st Leg: Saborgatra V National states of outerlands: 0-1 (National states of outerlands)
2nd Leg: National states of outerlands V Saborgatra: 1-0 (National states of outerlands)

GAME 2:

States of anarc e V Wulfingland: 1-3 (Wulfingland)

1st Leg: States of anarc e V Wulfingland: 1-0 (States of anarc e)
2nd Leg: Wulfingland V States of anarc e: 3-0 (Wulfingland)

GAME 3:

Lowenburg V Moneygoodland: 3-2 (Lowenburg)

1st Leg: Lowenburg V Moneygoodland: 2-1 (Lowenburg)
2nd Leg: Moneygoodland V Lowenburg: 1-1

GAME 4:

Peepeepoopoocaca V Con vilveria: 4-4 (Con vilveria advances on penalties)

1st Leg: Peepeepoopoocaca V Con vilveria: 3-1 (Peepeepoopoocaca)
2nd Leg: Con vilveria V Peepeepoopoocaca: 3-1 (Con vilveria)

PENALTIES: PPPPCC: 5, CON VILVERIA: 6

SEMI FINALS

GAME 1:

Con vilveria V Lowenburg: 5-5 (Con vilveria Advances on Away Goals)

1st Leg: Con vilveria V Lowenburg: 2-2
2nd Leg: Lowenburg V Con vilveria: 3-3

GAME 2:

Wulfingland V National states of outerlands: 8-5 (Wulfingland)

1st Leg: Wulfingland V National states of outerlands: 3-3
2nd Leg: National states of outerlands V Wulfingland: 2-5 (Wulfingland)

THE GRAND FINAL

CON VILVERIA

TEAM JERSEY:

STAR PLAYERS:

-Daniel Lane, Forward
-Bryan Morales, Midfielder
-Kim So-Wong, Defender

RESULTS:

GROUP STAGE: 12 POINTS, 1ST PLACE

VS Adaorique (A): 2-1 (Loss)
VS El Spana (H): 3-0 (Win)
VS Wulfingland (H): 1-2 (Loss)
VS Wulfingland (A): 0-2 (Win)
VS El Spana (A): 3-4 (Win)
VS Adaorique (H): 4-0 (Win)

QUARTERFINAL V Peepeepoopoocaca: 4-4 (Con vilveria advances on penalties)

GAME 1: 3-1 (A): LOSS
GAME 2: 3-1 (H): WIN

PENALTIES: 6-5 (ADVANTAGE: Con vilveria)

SEMI FINAL V Lowenburg: 5-5 (Con vilveria advances on away goals)

GAME 1: 2-2 (H): DRAW
GAME 2: 3-3 (A): DRAW

WULFINGLAND

RESULTS:

GROUP STAGE: 10 POINTS, 2ND PLACE

VS El Spana (H): 2-0 (Win)
VS Adaorique (A): 3-4 (Win)
VS Con vilveria (A): 1-2 (Win)
VS Con vilveria (H): 0-2 (Loss)
VS Adaorique (H): 2-3 (Loss)
VS El Spana (A): 2-2 (Draw)

QUARTERFINAL V States of anarc e: 1-3 (Wulfingland)

GAME 1: 1-0 (A): LOSS
GAME 2: 3-0 (H): WIN

SEMI FINAL V National states of outerlands: 8-5 (Wulfingland)

GAME 1: 3-3 (H): DRAW
GAME 2: 2-5 (A): WIN

STAR PLAYERS:

- Harald Wall, Goalkeeper
- Æthelwulf, Striker
- Edward Wulfing, Team Captain and Midfielder
- Eadwulf, Defender
- Tristan, Midfielder

Con vilveria V Wulfingland: 2-1 (Con vilveria)

VENUE: FLEX SEAL STADIUM (Swiftlandian Peoples Republic)

THE CHAMPION: 🏆 Con vilveria 🏆

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Meanwhile, the PeePeePooPooCaCan elections have begun and it’s time to vote for your favorite right wing candidate. In an hour, the results will be announced, and the left wing candidate elections will begin.

This is it everyone, 69 counties, 805,000 people, 6 candidates, one country. Who will pave the way for a bright future for this one-of-a-kind nation? The people have spoken, and it’s now time to vote for the president of Peepeepoopoocaca, and guardian of the 5 alts.

RIGHT WING CANDIDATES

Seymour Butts
Hair: Yellow
Eye Color: Blue
Gender: Male
Favorite Meme: PewDiePie Memes
  • Doesn’t support the UoL

  • Supports JAP and the Labyrinthian congress but wants to limit the nation’s influence in the party

  • Supports only a little bit of trade

  • Doesn’t support many international projects

  • Will limit World Cup expenditure

  • Doesn’t support the nation’s domestic sports leagues

  • Doesn’t support immigration

  • Wants to withdraw from the war on terror

  • Wants to increase security groups’ influence in the nation

  • Doesn’t support the inter regional stock market

  • Supports the information technology and logging sectors

  • Doesn’t support the fishing and tourism sectors

  • Wants to decrease the power of the people in congress and increase power on board of directors and senators

  • Mildly supports the ESA

  • Doesn’t support reservations

  • Is a conservative

  • Arslan Canha
    Hair: Brown
    Eye Color: White
    Gender: Male
    Favorite Meme: Megalovania
    • Supports the LoL

    • Supports JAP and and the Labyrinthian congress

    • Supports trade

    • Supports a few international projects but will stricken the criteria for PPPPCCan involvement

    • Will decrease World Cup and olympics expenditure

    • Supports the nation’s domestic leagues over international tournaments

    • Doesn’t support illegal immigration

    • Will increase war on terror support

    • Will increase security groups’ influence

    • Supports the inter regional stock market

    • Supports the manufacturing and retail sectors

    • Doesn’t support the agricultural and basket weaving industries

    • Wants to keep congress powers the way they are now

    • Supports the ESA

    • Slightly supports reservations

    • Is a right-wing democrat

    Stephanie Kalil
    Hair: Black
    Eye Color: Green
    Gender: Female
    Favorite Meme: Yankee with no brim
    • Supports the LoL

    • Supports the JAP and the Labyrinthian Congress greatly

    • Supports trade and will restructure current trade policies to fit her populist ideals

    • Supports international projects but will establish safety measures in the wake of terrorism

    • Will increase World Cup expenditure

    • Supports both domestic leagues and international tournaments

    • Dislikes illegal immigrants

    • Will increase war on terror support

    • Will decrease security and social groups’ funding but will increase influence

    • Supports the inter regional stock market

    • Supports the public transport and information technology sectors

    • Doesn’t support the black market and book publishing sectors

    • Wants to increase public influence in congress but stricken voting processes

    • Supports the ESA

    • Supports reservations but will stricken approval processes

    • Is a centrist populist

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Ima have to go with Arslan Canha

Peepeepoopoocaca

Drazza ra

Peepeepoopoocaca wrote: bruh moment

I still miss the Labyrinth Olympics

Peepeepoopoocaca

Drazza ra wrote:I still miss the Labyrinth Olympics

Ugosal’s still gonna do them, I just organized this in honor of Portugal’s idea, good luck in the tournament

Ugosal

Santa ramon

Peepeepoopoocaca wrote:
SAN JUAREZ FC V LAREDO FC: 4-4 (Laredo advances on away goals)

Game 1: San Juarez FC V Laredo FC: 4-1 (San Juarez)
Game 2: Laredo FC V San Juarez FC: 3-0 (Laredo)

REMO UNITED V AFC POLSSIANY: 6-3 (Remo)

Game 1: Remo United V AFC Polssiany: 4-2 (Remo)
Game 2: AFC Polssiany V Remo United: 1-2 (Remo)

NEW LIVERPOOL FC V QUAHOG ATHLETIC: 4-2 (New Liverpool)

Game 1: New Liverpool FC V Quahog Athletic: 3-0 (New Liverpool)
Game 2: Quahog Athletic V New Liverpool FC: 2-1 (Quahog)

LIVESHIRE BSC V DANVILLE: 6-6 (Liveshire advances on away goals)

Game 1: Liveshire BSC V Danville: 2-2
Game 2: Danville V Liveshire BSC: 4-4

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REMO TOFFEES V QUAHOG OYSTERS: 1-2 (Quahog)

Game 1: Remo Toffees V Quahog Oysters: 103-96 (Remo)
Game 2: Quahog Oysters V Remo Toffees: 113-82 (Quahog)
Game 3: Remo Toffees V Quahog Oysters: 99-101 (Quahog)

UNCLEJOHNSTSARDOME MONSTER TRUCKS V WEENIE HUT JRSLANDIA WEENIES: 0-2 (Weenie Hut Jrslandia)

Game 1: Unclejohnstsardome Monster Trucks V Weenie Hut Jrslandia Weenies: 102-108 (Weenie Hut Jrslandia)
Game 2: Weenie Hut Jrslandia Weenies V Unclejohnstsardome Monster Trucks: 112-85 (Weenie Hut Jrslandia)
Game 3: Unclejohnstsardome Monster Trucks V Weenie Hut Jrslandia Weenies: X

DANVILLE INATORS V LIVESHIRE LIGHTNING: 2-1 (Danville)

Game 1: Danville Inators V Liveshire Lightning: 105-87 (Danville)
Game 2: Liveshire Lightning V Danville Inators: 96-83 (Liveshire)
Game 3: Danville Inators V Liveshire Lightning: 102-91 (Danville)

LEO GOATS V SAN JUAREZ GIRAFFES: 1-2 (San Juarez)

Game 1: Leo Goats V San Juarez Giraffes: 111-94 (Leo)
Game 2: San Juarez Giraffes V Leo Goats: 106-82 (San Juarez)
Game 3: Leo Goats V San Juarez Giraffes: 89-97 (San Juarez)

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SAN LORENZO CLIMBERS V HAHN ROCKETEERS: 2-1 (San Lorenzo)

Game 1: San Lorenzo Climbers V Hahn Rocketeers: 7-2 (San Lorenzo)
Game 2: Hahn Rocketeers V San Lorenzo Climbers: 4-3 (Hahn)
Game 3: San Lorenzo Climbers V Hahn Rocketeers: 6-5 (San Lorenzo)

SAN JUAREZ DINOS V QUAHOG PLUMBERS: 2-0 (San Juarez)

Game 1: San Juarez Dinos V Quahog Plumbers: 9-4 (San Juarez)
Game 2: Quahog Plumbers V San Juarez Dinos: 5-7 (San Juarez)
Game 3: San Juarez Dinos V Quahog Plumbers: X

POLSSIANY ATHLETICS V REMO RISK TAKERS: 2-1 (Polssiany)

Game 1: Polssiany Athletics V Remo Risk Takers: 0-5 (Remo)
Game 2: Remo Risk Takers V Polssiany Athletics: 3-4 (Polssiany)
Game 3: Polssiany Athletics V Remo Risk Takers: 7-4 (Polssiany)

KHAHWII STEELERS V SIR CA CITY NATIVES: 2-0 (Khahwii)

Game 1: Khahwii Steelers V Sir Ca City Natives: 8-4 (Khahwii)
Game 2: Sir Ca City Natives V Khahwii Steelers: 6-9 (Khahwii)
Game 3: Khahwii Steelers V Sir Ca City Natives: X

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DANVILLE V HAHN: 1-2 (Hahn)

Game 1: Danville V Hahn: 11-8 (Danville)
Game 2: Hahn V Danville: 13-11 (Hahn)
Game 3: Danville V Hahn: 12-14 (Hahn)

PASHMINA V KHAHWII: 2-0 (Pashmina)

Game 1: Pashmina V Khahwii: 12-10 (Pashmina)
Game 2: Khahwii V Pashmina: 14-16 (Pashmina)
Game 3: Pashmina V Khahwii: X

REMO V SAN JUAREZ: 1-2 (San Juarez)

Game 1: Remo V San Juarez: 11-6 (Remo)
Game 2: San Juarez V Remo: 11-9 (San Juarez)
Game 3: Remo V San Juarez: 10-12 (San Juarez)

POLSSIANY V QUAHOG: 2-1 (Polssiany)

Game 1: Polssiany V Quahog: 11-7 (Polssiany)
Game 2: Quahog V Polssiany: 12-10 (Quahog)
Game 3: Polssiany V Quahog: 11-9 (Polssiany)

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REMO JOKERS V WEENIE HUT JRSLANDIA FREEMEN: 0-2 (Weenie Hut Jrslandia)

Game 1: Remo Jokers V Weenie Hut Jrslandia Freemen: 4-6 (Weenie Hut Jrslandia)
Game 2: Weenie Hut Jrslandia Freemen V Remo Jokers: 7-2 (Weenie Hut Jrslandia)
Game 3: Remo Jokers V Weenie Hut Jrslandia Freemen: X

LEO PESTS V QUAHOG VOYAGERS: 1-2 (Quahog)

Game 1: Leo Pests V Quahog Voyagers: 4-1 (Leo)
Game 2: Quahog Voyagers V Leo Pests: 8-6 (Quahog)
Game 3: Leo Pests V Quahog Voyagers: 3-5 (Quahog)

DANVILLE WARRIORS V BOBLANDIA: 2-1 (Danville)

Game 1: Danville Warriors V Boblandia: 6-5 (Danville)
Game 2: Boblandia V Danville Warriors: 4-3 (Boblandia)
Game 3: Danville Warriors V Boblandia: 3-0 (Danville)

SAN JUAREZ NATIONALS V HAHN PLEBS: 1-2 (Hahn)

Game 1: San Juarez Nationals V Hahn Plebs: 5-7 (Hahn)
Game 2: Hahn Plebs V San Juarez Nationals: 3-9 (San Juarez)
Game 3: San Juarez Nationals V Hahn Plebs: 4-7 (Hahn)


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LAREDO FC V REMO UNITED: 8-2 (Laredo)

Game 1: Laredo FC V Remo United: 5-0 (Laredo)
Game 2: Remo United V Laredo FC: 3-2 (Remo)

NEW LIVERPOOL FC V LIVESHIRE BSC: 6-3 (New Liverpool)

Game 1: New Liverpool FC V Liveshire BSC: 4-1 (New Liverpool)
Game 2: Liveshire BSC V New Liverpool FC: 2-2

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QUAHOG OYSTERS V WEENIE HUT JRSLANDIA WEENIES: 3-1 (Quahog)

Game 1: Quahog Oysters V Weenie Hut Jrslandia Weenies: 110-84 (Quahog)
Game 2: Weenie Hut Jrslandia Weenies V Quahog Oysters: 97-68 (Weenie Hut Jrslandia)
Game 3: Quahog Oysters V Weenie Hut Jrslandia Weenies: 102-89 (Quahog)
Game 4: Weenie Hut Jrslandia Weenies V Quahog Oysters: 93-97 (Quahog)
Game 5: Quahog Oysters V Weenie Hut Jrslandia Weenies: X

DANVILLE INATORS V SAN JUAREZ GIRAFFES: 3-2 (Danville)

Game 1: Danville Inators V San Juarez Giraffes: 107-90 (Danville)
Game 2: San Juarez Giraffes V Danville Inators: 103-98 (San Juarez)
Game 3: Danville Inators V San Juarez Giraffes: 94-100 (San Juarez)
Game 4: San Juarez Giraffes V Danville Inators: 105-109 (Danville)
Game 5: Danville Inators V San Juarez Giraffes: 116-115 (Danville)

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SAN LORENZO CLIMBERS V SAN JUAREZ DINOS: 3-2 (San Lorenzo)

Game 1: San Lorenzo Climbers V San Juarez Dinos: 5-8 (San Juarez)
Game 2: San Juarez Dinos V San Lorenzo Climbers: 7-4 (San Juarez)
Game 3: San Lorenzo Climbers V San Juarez Dinos: 9-3 (San Lorenzo)
Game 4: San Juarez Dinos V San Lorenzo Climbers: 0-2 (San Lorenzo)
Game 5: San Lorenzo Climbers V San Juarez Dinos: 7-6 (San Lorenzo)

POLSSIANY ATHLETICS V KHAHWII STEELERS: 1-3 (Khahwii)

Game 1: Polssiany Athletics V Khahwii Steelers: 3-5 (Khahwii)
Game 2: Khahwii Steelers V Polssiany Athletics: 7-10 (Polssiany)
Game 3: Polssiany Athletics V Khahwii Steelers: 4-6 (Khahwii)
Game 4: Khahwii Steelers V Polssiany Athletics: 9-6 (Khahwii)
Game 5: Polssiany Athletics V Khahwii Steelers: X

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HAHN V PASHMINA: 3-2 (Hahn)

Game 1: Hahn V Pashmina: 12-10 (Hahn)
Game 2: Pashmina V Hahn: 11-8 (Pashmina)
Game 3: Hahn V Pashmina: 9-11 (Pashmina)
Game 4: Pashmina V Hahn: 14-16 (Hahn)
Game 5: Hahn V Pashmina: 17-15 (Hahn)

SAN JUAREZ V POLSSIANY: 3-1 (San Juarez)

Game 1: San Juarez V Polssiany: 13-11 (San Juarez)
Game 2: Polssiany V San Juarez: 12-10 (Polssiany)
Game 3: San Juarez V Polssiany: 16-14 (San Juarez)
Game 4: Polssiany V San Juarez: 9-11 (San Juarez)
Game 5: San Juarez V Polssiany: X

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WEENIE HUT JRSLANDIA FREEMEN V QUAHOG VOYAGERS: 2-3 (Quahog)

Game 1: Weenie Hut Jrslandia Freemen V Quahog Voyagers: 3-6 (Quahog)
Game 2: Quahog Voyagers V Weenie Hut Jrslandia Freemen: 9-7 (Quahog)
Game 3: Weenie Hut Jrslandia Freemen V Quahog Voyagers: 4-3 (Weenie Hut Jrslandia)
Game 4: Quahog Voyagers V Weenie Hut Jrslandia Freemen: 4-5 (Weenie Hut Jrslandia)
Game 5: Weenie Hut Jrslandia Freemen V Quahog Voyagers: 5-6 (Quahog)

DANVILLE WARRIORS V HAHN PLEBS: 1-3 (Hahn)

Game 1: Danville Warriors V Hahn Plebs: 5-3 (Danville)
Game 2: Hahn Plebs V Danville Warriors: 7-4 (Hahn)
Game 3: Danville Warriors V Hahn Plebs: 4-8 (Hahn)
Game 4: Hahn Plebs V Danville Warriors: 6-4 (Hahn)
Game 5: Danville Warriors V Hahn Plebs: X

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Finals
THE 3RD GRAND FINALS

”Who will be the next champions?”

THE PEEPEEPOOPOOCACAN PREMIER LEAGUE FINAL

LAREDO FC V NEW LIVERPOOL FC: 4-3 (LAREDO)

VENUE: MARIA KITTINGER NATIONAL STADIUM (SAN JUAREZ)

THE INTERNAL BASKETBALL LEAGUE (IBL) FINALS

QUAHOG OYSTERS V DANVILLE INATORS: 2-4 (Danville)

GAME 1: Quahog Oysters V Danville Inators: 106-84 (Quahog)
GAME 2: Danville Inators V Quahog Oysters: 99-75 (Danville)
GAME 3: Quahog Oysters V Danville Inators: 89-95 (Danville)
GAME 4: Danville Inators V Quahog Oysters: 96-88 (Danville)
GAME 5: Quahog Oysters V Danville Inators: 116-74 (Quahog)
GAME 6: Danville Inators V Quahog Oysters: 106-92 (Danville)
GAME 7: Quahog Oysters V Danville Inators: X

VENUES: TORITRES GROUND (QUAHOG), FERB CENTER (DANVILLE)

THE INTER REGIONAL BASEBALL ASSOCIATION (IRBA) FINALS

SAN LORENZO CLIMBERS V KHAHWII STEELERS: 1-4 (Khahwii)

GAME 1: San Lorenzo Climbers V Khahwii Steelers: 4-9 (Khahwii)
GAME 2: Khahwii Steelers V San Lorenzo Climbers: 7-5 (Khahwii)
GAME 3: San Lorenzo Climbers V Khahwii Steelers: 3-1 (San Lorenzo)
GAME 4: Khahwii Steelers V San Lorenzo Climbers: 6-4 (Khahwii)
GAME 5: San Lorenzo Climbers V Khahwii Steelers: 5-6 (Khahwii)
GAME 6: Khahwii Steelers V San Lorenzo Climbers: X
GAME 7: San Lorenzo Climbers V Khahwii Steelers: X

VENUES: STEELERS GROUND (KHAHWII), HAROLD PARK (SAN LORENZO)

THE PEEPEEPOOPOOCACAN PING PONG SUPERLEAGUE FINALS

HAHN V SAN JUAREZ: 3-4 (San Juarez)

GAME 1: Hahn V San Juarez: 10-12 (San Juarez)
GAME 2: San Juarez V Hahn: 11-8 (San Juarez)
GAME 3: Hahn V San Juarez: 14-12 (Hahn)
GAME 4: San Juarez V Hahn: 13-11 (San Juarez)
GAME 5: Hahn V San Juarez: 17-15 (Hahn)
GAME 6: San Juarez V Hahn: 9-11 (Hahn)
GAME 7: Hahn V San Juarez: 11-13 (San Juarez)

VENUE: MARIA KITTINGER NATIONAL STADIUM (SAN JUAREZ)

UNIVERSAL HOCKEY TOURNAMENT FINALS

QUAHOG VOYAGERS V HAHN PLEBS: 4-2 (Quahog)

GAME 1: Quahog Voyagers V Hahn Plebs: 0-5 (Hahn)
GAME 2: Hahn Plebs V Quahog Voyagers: 7-3 (Hahn)
GAME 3: Quahog Voyagers V Hahn Plebs: 6-2 (Quahog)
GAME 4: Hahn Plebs V Quahog Voyagers: 3-4 (Quahog)
GAME 5: Quahog Voyagers V Hahn Plebs: 6-4 (Quahog)
GAME 6: Hahn Plebs V Quahog Voyagers: 6-7 (Quahog)
GAME 7: Quahog Voyagers V Hahn Plebs: X

VENUE: THE QUAGMIRE TOILETS (QUAHOG), THE SUAREZ CHAMBER (HAHN)

THE CHAMPIONS

PREMIER LEAGUE: 🏆 LAREDO FC 🏆
IBL: 🏆 DANVILLE INATORS 🏆
IRBA: 🏆 KHAHWII STEELERS 🏆
PING PONG SUPER LEAGUE: 🏆 SAN JUAREZ 🏆
UHT: 🏆 QUAHOG OYSTERS 🏆

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I’ve finished the World Cup draw, now all the fixtures have been confirmed and the playoff round results will be announced in an hour.

The Labyrinth World Cup

by Peepeepoopoocaca


THE LABYRINTH WORLD CUP

Hello my fellow labyrinthians, I have established this World Cup as a form of unifying our nations through the wonderful realm of sports. This idea was originally proposed by Portugal Is Great, and I hope to fulfill his original intentions to the best of my abilities, and hopefully even become better role players thanks to this.

PARTICIPANTS:
  • Peepeepoopoocaca: Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Quarterfinals)

  • A Memer Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Group Stage)

  • Angevir Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Group Stage)

  • Saborgatra Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Quarterfinals)

  • El Spana Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Group Stage)

  • National states of outerlands Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Semi Finals)

  • Santa ramon Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Group Stage)

  • Pewds supporter Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Group Stage)

  • Drazza ra Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to playoff semis)

  • Con vilveria Current Stage: Champion

  • Portugal Is Great Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Group Stage)

  • Tntexplodingtnt Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Group Stage)

  • Pharos12 Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to playoff semis)

  • Lowenburg Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Semi Finals)

  • Ugosal Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to playoff finals)

  • Adaorique Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Group Stage)

  • Moneygoodland Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Quarterfinals)

  • States of anarc e Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Quarterfinals)

  • Wulfingland Current Stage: Eliminated (Made it to Final)

NEXT TOURNAMENT: AUGUST 10TH

STADIUMS:

Peepeepoopoocaca: Maria Kittinger National Stadium
States of anarc e: Kigen National Stadium
Con vilveria: Aurora National Stadium
Santa ramon: Soberton Road
El Spana: Lion Park

PLAYOFFS

The winner of the playoffs advances to the group stage.

Pharos12 V El Spana: 6-8 (El Spana)

GAME 1: Pharos12 V El Spana: 4-3 (Pharos12)
GAME 2: El Spana V Pharos12: 5-2 (El Spana)

Drazza ra V Ugosal: 2-3 (Ugosal)

GAME 1: Drazza ra V Ugosal: 1-1
GAME 2: Ugosal V Drazza ra: 2-1 (Ugosal)

Ugosal V El Spana: 2-4 (El Spana Advances to Group Stage)

GAME 1: Ugosal V El Spana: 1-0 (Ugosal)
GAME 2: El Spana V Ugosal: 4-1 (El Spana)

GROUPS

GROUP 1:

National states of outerlands: Points: 9 (Advancing to Quarterfinals)
Pewds supporter: Points: 7 (Eliminated)
Tntexplodingtnt: Points: 6 (Eliminated)
Moneygoodland: Points: 13 (Advancing to Quarterfinals)

National states of outerlands V Pewds supporter: 3-1 (National states of outerlands)
Tntexplodingtnt V Moneygoodland: 0-2 (Moneygoodland)
National states of outerlands V Tntexplodingtnt: 4-2 (National states of outerlands)
Pewds supporter V Moneygoodland: 2-2
Moneygoodland V National states of outerlands: 2-1 (Moneygoodland)
Pewds supporter V Tntexplodingtnt: 0-3 (Tntexplodingtnt)

Tntexplodingtnt V Pewds supporter: 1-3 (Pewds supporter)
National states of outerlands V Moneygoodland: 2-3 (Moneygoodland)
Moneygoodland V Pewds supporter: 1-2 (Pewds supporter)
Tntexplodingtnt V National states of outerlands: 1-0 (Tntexplodingtnt)
Moneygoodland V Tntexplodingtnt: 4-2 (Moneygoodland)
Pewds supporter V National states of outerlands: 0-4 (National states of outerlands)

GROUP 2:

Lowenburg: Points: 11 (Advancing to Quarterfinals)
Angevir: Points: 9 (Eliminated)
Saborgatra: Points: 10 (Advancing to Quarterfinals)
A Memer: Points: 3 (Eliminated)

Lowenburg V Angevir: 1-1
Saborgatra V A Memer: 3-0 (Saborgatra)
Lowenburg V Saborgatra: 1-0 (Lowenburg)
Angevir V A Memer: 2-3 (A Memer)
A Memer V Lowenburg: 0-2 (Lowenburg)
Angevir V Saborgatra: 2-2

Saborgatra V Angevir: 3-5 (Angevir)
Lowenburg V A Memer: 2-1 (Lowenburg)
A Memer V Angevir: 0-3 (Angevir)
Saborgatra V Lowenburg: 3-2 (Saborgatra)
A Memer V Saborgatra: 1-2 (Saborgatra)
Angevir V Lowenburg: 1-1

GROUP 3:

Portugal Is Great: Points: 7 (Eliminated)
Peepeepoopoocaca: Points: 8 (Advancing to Quarterfinals) *
Santa ramon: Points: 8 (Eliminated)
States of anarc e: Points: 10 (Advancing to Quarterfinals)

*Advances on Goal Difference (PPPPCC = +3, Santa Ramon = -1)

Portugal Is Great V Peepeepoopoocaca: 1-0 (Portugal Is Great)
Santa ramon V States of anarc e: 2-1 (Santa ramon)
Portugal Is Great V Santa ramon: 0-0
Peepeepoopoocaca V States of anarc e: 4-1 (Peepeepoopoocaca)
States of anarc e V Portugal Is Great: 2-0 (States of anarc e)
Peepeepoopoocaca V Santa ramon: 3-3

Santa ramon V Peepeepoopoocaca: 2-1 (Santa ramon)
Portugal Is Great V States of anarc e: 2-5 (States of anarc e)
States of anarc e V Peepeepoopoocaca: 2-2
Santa ramon V Portugal Is Great: 3-4 (Portugal Is Great)
States of anarc e V Santa ramon: 3-1 (States of anarc e)
Peepeepoopoocaca V Portugal Is Great: 4-2 (Peepeepoopoocaca)

GROUP 4:

Adaorique: Points: 10 (Eliminated)
Con vilveria: Points: 12 (Advances to Quarterfinals)
Wulfingland: Points: 10 (Advances to Quarterfinals) *
El Spana: Points: 2 (Eliminated (so unlucky m8))

*Advances on goal difference (Wulfingland = +1, Adaorique, -2)

Adaorique V Con vilveria: 2-1 (Adaorique)
Wulfingland V El Spana: 2-0 (Wulfingland)
Adaorique V Wulfingland: 3-4 (Wulfingland)
Con vilveria V El Spana: 3-0 (Con vilveria)
El Spana V Adaorique: 3-3
Con vilveria V Wulfingland: 1-2 (Wulfingland)

Wulfingland V Con vilveria: 0-2 (Con vilveria)
Adaorique V El Spana: 1-0 (Adaorique)
El Spana V Con vilveria: 3-4 (Con vilveria)
Wulfingland V Adaorique: 2-3 (Adaorique)
El Spana V Wulfingland: 2-2
Con vilveria V Adaorique: 4-0 (Con vilveria)

QUARTERFINALS

GAME 1:

Saborgatra V National states of outerlands: 0-2 (National states of outerlands)

1st Leg: Saborgatra V National states of outerlands: 0-1 (National states of outerlands)
2nd Leg: National states of outerlands V Saborgatra: 1-0 (National states of outerlands)

GAME 2:

States of anarc e V Wulfingland: 1-3 (Wulfingland)

1st Leg: States of anarc e V Wulfingland: 1-0 (States of anarc e)
2nd Leg: Wulfingland V States of anarc e: 3-0 (Wulfingland)

GAME 3:

Lowenburg V Moneygoodland: 3-2 (Lowenburg)

1st Leg: Lowenburg V Moneygoodland: 2-1 (Lowenburg)
2nd Leg: Moneygoodland V Lowenburg: 1-1

GAME 4:

Peepeepoopoocaca V Con vilveria: 4-4 (Con vilveria advances on penalties)

1st Leg: Peepeepoopoocaca V Con vilveria: 3-1 (Peepeepoopoocaca)
2nd Leg: Con vilveria V Peepeepoopoocaca: 3-1 (Con vilveria)

PENALTIES: PPPPCC: 5, CON VILVERIA: 6

SEMI FINALS

GAME 1:

Con vilveria V Lowenburg: 5-5 (Con vilveria Advances on Away Goals)

1st Leg: Con vilveria V Lowenburg: 2-2
2nd Leg: Lowenburg V Con vilveria: 3-3

GAME 2:

Wulfingland V National states of outerlands: 8-5 (Wulfingland)

1st Leg: Wulfingland V National states of outerlands: 3-3
2nd Leg: National states of outerlands V Wulfingland: 2-5 (Wulfingland)

THE GRAND FINAL

CON VILVERIA

TEAM JERSEY:

STAR PLAYERS:

-Daniel Lane, Forward
-Bryan Morales, Midfielder
-Kim So-Wong, Defender

RESULTS:

GROUP STAGE: 12 POINTS, 1ST PLACE

VS Adaorique (A): 2-1 (Loss)
VS El Spana (H): 3-0 (Win)
VS Wulfingland (H): 1-2 (Loss)
VS Wulfingland (A): 0-2 (Win)
VS El Spana (A): 3-4 (Win)
VS Adaorique (H): 4-0 (Win)

QUARTERFINAL V Peepeepoopoocaca: 4-4 (Con vilveria advances on penalties)

GAME 1: 3-1 (A): LOSS
GAME 2: 3-1 (H): WIN

PENALTIES: 6-5 (ADVANTAGE: Con vilveria)

SEMI FINAL V Lowenburg: 5-5 (Con vilveria advances on away goals)

GAME 1: 2-2 (H): DRAW
GAME 2: 3-3 (A): DRAW

WULFINGLAND

RESULTS:

GROUP STAGE: 10 POINTS, 2ND PLACE

VS El Spana (H): 2-0 (Win)
VS Adaorique (A): 3-4 (Win)
VS Con vilveria (A): 1-2 (Win)
VS Con vilveria (H): 0-2 (Loss)
VS Adaorique (H): 2-3 (Loss)
VS El Spana (A): 2-2 (Draw)

QUARTERFINAL V States of anarc e: 1-3 (Wulfingland)

GAME 1: 1-0 (A): LOSS
GAME 2: 3-0 (H): WIN

SEMI FINAL V National states of outerlands: 8-5 (Wulfingland)

GAME 1: 3-3 (H): DRAW
GAME 2: 2-5 (A): WIN

STAR PLAYERS:

- Harald Wall, Goalkeeper
- Æthelwulf, Striker
- Edward Wulfing, Team Captain and Midfielder
- Eadwulf, Defender
- Tristan, Midfielder

Con vilveria V Wulfingland: 2-1 (Con vilveria)

VENUE: FLEX SEAL STADIUM (Swiftlandian Peoples Republic)

THE CHAMPION: 🏆 Con vilveria 🏆

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Meanwhile, the PeePeePooPooCaCan elections have begun and it’s time to vote for your favorite right wing candidate. In an hour, the results will be announced, and the left wing candidate elections will begin.

This is it everyone, 69 counties, 805,000 people, 6 candidates, one country. Who will pave the way for a bright future for this one-of-a-kind nation? The people have spoken, and it’s now time to vote for the president of Peepeepoopoocaca, and guardian of the 5 alts.

RIGHT WING CANDIDATES

Seymour Butts
Hair: Yellow
Eye Color: Blue
Gender: Male
Favorite Meme: PewDiePie Memes
  • Doesn’t support the UoL

  • Supports JAP and the Labyrinthian congress but wants to limit the nation’s influence in the party

  • Supports only a little bit of trade

  • Doesn’t support many international projects

  • Will limit World Cup expenditure

  • Doesn’t support the nation’s domestic sports leagues

  • Doesn’t support immigration

  • Wants to withdraw from the war on terror

  • Wants to increase security groups’ influence in the nation

  • Doesn’t support the inter regional stock market

  • Supports the information technology and logging sectors

  • Doesn’t support the fishing and tourism sectors

  • Wants to decrease the power of the people in congress and increase power on board of directors and senators

  • Mildly supports the ESA

  • Doesn’t support reservations

  • Is a conservative

  • Arslan Canha
    Hair: Brown
    Eye Color: White
    Gender: Male
    Favorite Meme: Megalovania
    • Supports the LoL

    • Supports JAP and and the Labyrinthian congress

    • Supports trade

    • Supports a few international projects but will stricken the criteria for PPPPCCan involvement

    • Will decrease World Cup and olympics expenditure

    • Supports the nation’s domestic leagues over international tournaments

    • Doesn’t support illegal immigration

    • Will increase war on terror support

    • Will increase security groups’ influence

    • Supports the inter regional stock market

    • Supports the manufacturing and retail sectors

    • Doesn’t support the agricultural and basket weaving industries

    • Wants to keep congress powers the way they are now

    • Supports the ESA

    • Slightly supports reservations

    • Is a right-wing democrat

    Stephanie Kalil
    Hair: Black
    Eye Color: Green
    Gender: Female
    Favorite Meme: Yankee with no brim
    • Supports the LoL

    • Supports the JAP and the Labyrinthian Congress greatly

    • Supports trade and will restructure current trade policies to fit her populist ideals

    • Supports international projects but will establish safety measures in the wake of terrorism

    • Will increase World Cup expenditure

    • Supports both domestic leagues and international tournaments

    • Dislikes illegal immigrants

    • Will increase war on terror support

    • Will decrease security and social groups’ funding but will increase influence

    • Supports the inter regional stock market

    • Supports the public transport and information technology sectors

    • Doesn’t support the black market and book publishing sectors

    • Wants to increase public influence in congress but stricken voting processes

    • Supports the ESA

    • Supports reservations but will stricken approval processes

    • Is a centrist populist

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My World Cup stadium is called Soberton Road(I know it’s late) and I’d like to vote for Seymour Butts

Peepeepoopoocaca

Ugosal

Drazza ra wrote:I still miss the Labyrinth Olympics

Ima do them I just don’t really have the time rn to do it

Santa ramon

Peepeepoopoocaca wrote:snipperdoodle

Wow, El Spana made it to the group stage. Congratulations

Peepeepoopoocaca

Peepeepoopoocaca

Santa ramon wrote:Wow, El Spana made it to the group stage. Congratulations

Yeah, also Mr Canha has been voted on as the best right wing candidate and he’ll make the grand final. The left wing candidates will be announced in an hour. The tournament proper will begin tomorrow

Santa ramon

Santa ramon

IC: News: the president has signed a law that lets the outside world learn more about the mysterious land of west Korea. Expect more info on west Korea soon.

Peepeepoopoocaca wrote:Yeah, also Mr Canha has been voted on as the best right wing candidate and he’ll make the grand final. The left wing candidates will be announced in an hour. The tournament proper will begin tomorrow

I’ll make sure to vote

Peepeepoopoocaca

Angevir

Peepeepoopoocaca wrote:simp haha look guys i said simp instead of snip

King Acanthus with all of it's "glory and beauty" supports Seymour Butts
Acanthus also like pewdiepie memes

Peepeepoopoocaca

Peepeepoopoocaca

It’s left wing candidate time

This is it everyone, 69 counties, 805,000 people, 6 candidates, one country. Who will pave the way for a bright future for this one-of-a-kind nation? The people have spoken, and it’s now time to vote for the president of Peepeepoopoocaca, and guardian of the 5 alts.

LEFT WING CANDIDATES

Jozy Stalintov
Hair: Red
Eye Color: Red
Gender: Red
Favorite Meme: Red
  • Doesn’t support the UoL, just the communist league

  • Doesn’t support the JAP or congress, just the democratic people’s congress

  • Supports the trade of potatoes

  • Only supports international projects if the nations are commies

  • Will reduce World Cup expenditure and will make all stadiums state owned

  • Supports the nation’s sports leagues but will force all athletes to be paid the same

  • Doesn’t support immigration

  • Wants to withdraw from the war on terror

  • Wants to increase security groups’ presence but the employees will all be paid the same

  • Doesn’t support the inter regional stock market

  • Supports the agricultural and beverage sectors

  • Doesn’t support the info tech and gambling sectors

  • Will eliminate the people’s power in congress and give senators equal power

  • Hates the ESA

  • Supports state owned reservations

  • Is a c o m m u n i s t

Magi al-Assad
Hair: Bald
Eye Color: Brown
Gender: Female
Favorite Meme: Dat Boi
  • Supports the UoL

  • Supports both the JAP and Congress

  • Greatly supports international trade

  • Greatly supports international projects

  • Supports the World Cup but will limit expenditure

  • Supports the nation’s domestic leagues but will limit expenditure

  • Slightly supports immigration

  • Wants to withdraw from the war on terror

  • Will decrease security groups’ influence but will steadily increase funding

  • Supports the inter regional stock market

  • Supports the tourism and book publishing sectors

  • Doesn’t support the manufacturing and retail sectors

  • Will keep congress the way it is now but increase the people’s power slightly

  • Likes the ESA

  • Strongly supports environmental reservations

  • Is a libertarian

Harkit from the Falklands
Hair: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Gender: Male
Favorite Meme: Pepe the Frog
  • Supports the UoL

  • Strongly supports both the JAP and congress, and will work to set an example there

  • Will create more trade routes, list embargoes, and reduce current trade restrictions

  • Greatly supports international projects

  • Supports World Cup and will increase expenditure

  • Supports the nation’s domestic leagues and will increase expenditure

  • Strongly supports and encourages immigration

  • Will continue to support the war on terror

  • Will steadily increase security groups’ funding but will limit their influence

  • Supports the inter regional stock market

  • Supports the manufacturing and info tech sectors

  • Doesn’t support the agricultural and beverages sectors

  • Will slightly increase the people’s power in Congress

  • Strongly supports the ESA

  • Supports environmental reservations

  • Is a political prodigy

  • Is a neoliberal

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Santa ramon

Peepeepoopoocaca wrote:It’s left wing candidate time
This is it everyone, 69 counties, 805,000 people, 6 candidates, one country. Who will pave the way for a bright future for this one-of-a-kind nation? The people have spoken, and it’s now time to vote for the president of Peepeepoopoocaca, and guardian of the 5 alts.

LEFT WING CANDIDATES

Jozy Stalintov
Hair: Red
Eye Color: Red
Gender: Red
Favorite Meme: Red
  • Doesn’t support the UoL, just the communist league

  • Doesn’t support the JAP or congress, just the democratic people’s congress

  • Supports the trade of potatoes

  • Only supports international projects if the nations are commies

  • Will reduce World Cup expenditure and will make all stadiums state owned

  • Supports the nation’s sports leagues but will force all athletes to be paid the same

  • Doesn’t support immigration

  • Wants to withdraw from the war on terror

  • Wants to increase security groups’ presence but the employees will all be paid the same

  • Doesn’t support the inter regional stock market

  • Supports the agricultural and beverage sectors

  • Doesn’t support the info tech and gambling sectors

  • Will eliminate the people’s power in congress and give senators equal power

  • Hates the ESA

  • Supports state owned reservations

  • Is a c o m m u n i s t

Magi al-Assad
Hair: Bald
Eye Color: Brown
Gender: Female
Favorite Meme: Dat Boi
  • Supports the UoL

  • Supports both the JAP and Congress

  • Greatly supports international trade

  • Greatly supports international projects

  • Supports the World Cup but will limit expenditure

  • Supports the nation’s domestic leagues but will limit expenditure

  • Slightly supports immigration

  • Wants to withdraw from the war on terror

  • Will decrease security groups’ influence but will steadily increase funding

  • Supports the inter regional stock market

  • Supports the tourism and book publishing sectors

  • Doesn’t support the manufacturing and retail sectors

  • Will keep congress the way it is now but increase the people’s power slightly

  • Likes the ESA

  • Strongly supports environmental reservations

  • Is a libertarian

Harkit from the Falklands
Hair: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Gender: Male
Favorite Meme: Pepe the Frog
  • Supports the UoL

  • Strongly supports both the JAP and congress, and will work to set an example there

  • Will create more trade routes, list embargoes, and reduce current trade restrictions

  • Greatly supports international projects

  • Supports World Cup and will increase expenditure

  • Supports the nation’s domestic leagues and will increase expenditure

  • Strongly supports and encourages immigration

  • Will continue to support the war on terror

  • Will steadily increase security groups’ funding but will limit their influence

  • Supports the inter regional stock market

  • Supports the manufacturing and info tech sectors

  • Doesn’t support the agricultural and beverages sectors

  • Will slightly increase the people’s power in Congress

  • Strongly supports the ESA

  • Supports environmental reservations

  • Is a political prodigy

  • Is a neoliberal

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IC:President Elmo supports comrade Jozy Stalintov. The president spends the rest of the day running around yelling COMRADE ELMO. Weird.

Peepeepoopoocaca

Drazza ra

Peepeepoopoocaca wrote:It’s left wing candidate time
This is it everyone, 69 counties, 805,000 people, 6 candidates, one country. Who will pave the way for a bright future for this one-of-a-kind nation? The people have spoken, and it’s now time to vote for the president of Peepeepoopoocaca, and guardian of the 5 alts.

LEFT WING CANDIDATES

Jozy Stalintov
Hair: Red
Eye Color: Red
Gender: Red
Favorite Meme: Red
  • Doesn’t support the UoL, just the communist league

  • Doesn’t support the JAP or congress, just the democratic people’s congress

  • Supports the trade of potatoes

  • Only supports international projects if the nations are commies

  • Will reduce World Cup expenditure and will make all stadiums state owned

  • Supports the nation’s sports leagues but will force all athletes to be paid the same

  • Doesn’t support immigration

  • Wants to withdraw from the war on terror

  • Wants to increase security groups’ presence but the employees will all be paid the same

  • Doesn’t support the inter regional stock market

  • Supports the agricultural and beverage sectors

  • Doesn’t support the info tech and gambling sectors

  • Will eliminate the people’s power in congress and give senators equal power

  • Hates the ESA

  • Supports state owned reservations

  • Is a c o m m u n i s t

Magi al-Assad
Hair: Bald
Eye Color: Brown
Gender: Female
Favorite Meme: Dat Boi
  • Supports the UoL

  • Supports both the JAP and Congress

  • Greatly supports international trade

  • Greatly supports international projects

  • Supports the World Cup but will limit expenditure

  • Supports the nation’s domestic leagues but will limit expenditure

  • Slightly supports immigration

  • Wants to withdraw from the war on terror

  • Will decrease security groups’ influence but will steadily increase funding

  • Supports the inter regional stock market

  • Supports the tourism and book publishing sectors

  • Doesn’t support the manufacturing and retail sectors

  • Will keep congress the way it is now but increase the people’s power slightly

  • Likes the ESA

  • Strongly supports environmental reservations

  • Is a libertarian

Harkit from the Falklands
Hair: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Gender: Male
Favorite Meme: Pepe the Frog
  • Supports the UoL

  • Strongly supports both the JAP and congress, and will work to set an example there

  • Will create more trade routes, list embargoes, and reduce current trade restrictions

  • Greatly supports international projects

  • Supports World Cup and will increase expenditure

  • Supports the nation’s domestic leagues and will increase expenditure

  • Strongly supports and encourages immigration

  • Will continue to support the war on terror

  • Will steadily increase security groups’ funding but will limit their influence

  • Supports the inter regional stock market

  • Supports the manufacturing and info tech sectors

  • Doesn’t support the agricultural and beverages sectors

  • Will slightly increase the people’s power in Congress

  • Strongly supports the ESA

  • Supports environmental reservations

  • Is a political prodigy

  • Is a neoliberal

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Is that communism I smell

Santa ramon

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