Hello there dear stranger!, Welcome to The weird, crazy And bizarre stories made by the citizens and residents of TRTHNBB. Now If you are seeing this, You are most likely a nation of TRTHNBB or Somebody who just happened to come across this, No matter how you found it, a warning because most of these stories will make you most likely question "Why does this exist?" and I can't blame you But without further ado, I wish you happy reading and hope you enjoy reading this chaotic mess! Lemonan stories:
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As the day breaks, britain wakes with a start. Looking around, he realizes it’s morning and quickly gets ready for the day.
He looks at a picture of his friend, Xeri. Britain secretly liked Xeri, but hid it from him. He believed Xeri would never like him enough to date him, with his twink body.
As he leaves to go to Xeri‘s house, he brings some toys with him.
Game consoles and stuff.
What else were you thinking? Hmm?
Anyways, Britain knew Xeri was dating Pinevilla, his other friend.
He slightly hated the Villa for this, but kept it quiet.
Recently, Pinevilla went on a date with Lemona, but Lemona broke Pinevilla‘s heart on purpose to make a fool of the Villa.
The only people to feel bad for him were Britain, Sicario, and Xeri.
Britain continued his walk until he made it to Xeri‘s house.
He rolled his eyes as he could hear Pinevilla inside, and could see him hugging Xeri.
He also heard what sounded like Sicario, another one of his friends. He heard noises behind him and looked back, seeing Lemona and his friends, along with their friend Vlaskal with his little brother, Reignvau. (Reignvau is cute little brother in this because I make them all same age, juniors in Highschool.) Lemona was making jokes about Britain, and his friends were laughing. Reignvau was just holding onto Vlaskals hand smiling, and waved at Britain.
Britain entered Xeri‘s house Just for his friends to welcome him. He sat down next to Sicario, but when looking at Xeri he saw something different about him.
He didn’t look as he usually did… He looked much different.
Part 2 out laterrrrr
As britain looked at xeri, he noticed something off about him. He didn’t look as he normally did, he was still cute but Britain‘s thoughts on him started to explode. Xeri was not Just hot, he looked incredible, and Britains desire for him grew stronger, and His hatred too Pinevilla grew.
Britain was staying for a sleep over at Xeri’s house with Pinevilla, he could end him in his sleep.
Soon Sicario had left, leaving Pinevilla, Britain, and Xeri by themselves.
A Night came, Xeri prepared to head to bed, Pinevilla went upstairs with Xeri to make sure he was comfortable when he slept.
As Pinevilla returned downstairs, saying that Xeri was asleep, Britains plan went into action.
He got a bunch of drinks and got Pinevilöa drunk, the Villa easily got drunk compared to everyone else.
Then, the Brit brings him outside, walking him near the local river. Britain had a knife in his pocket, and looked spring making sure no one was there.
He stabbed Pinevilla dead and threw him into the river, he had Xeri to himself.
But when finished, he heard a scream and looked across the river, seeing Lemona staring at him, shocked.
He had been caught………
I decided to take a midnight stroll to relieve my thoughts.
Walking near the Thames, it was peaceful at night with no humans.
I looked across the river and back but then heard screaming, some one was in danger.
As I looked across panicked, I saw Britain throw Pinevilla in the river.
Blood was coming out of the villa and the river turned red, I looked at Britain looked back at me, realizing he fncked up.
I was so terrified, I just froze, before beginning to sprint home.
After hanging out with Xeri, Britain, and Pinevilla, I had left.
I began to walk home and soon arrived at my house.
About an hour after I arrived home, I decided to look out at the Thames. The street lights illuminated the river, but I noticed something was off, it was tinted red.
I ran outside to investigate just to see Lemona sprinting as fast as he can, screaming about Pinevilla being murdered by someone.
I looked at and saw a panicked man across the river wearing a tophat, kind of like Britain…
xeri and britain POV will be in fourth part
Carlos gonna make a short story
As the sunset, Anthony looked out the window. Across the street was his friend xeri house.
Xeri was anthony friend since 3rd grade They became best friends. They do many things together, like arson, murder, theft, tax evasion, and oh so much more!
They good friends
Xeri had one friend name Pinevilla Pinevilla was fncking b!tch that deserved to die!
Anthony went on a solo mission and go to Pinevilla room But he see xeri with Pinevilla
They doing something
When he look in, he sees them making tacos
He is shocked
He thought all xeri ate was fish and chips! Anthony angry. Anthony burn down Pinevilla house killing everyone inside.
Carlos witness all of this Carlos call 9-11. Anthony arrested and has many bad things done to him in prison.
The Tale of Two Tealanders Socialistic Britain wakes up from a long nap like he usually does. After dealing with Lemona, he feels mentally exhausted, he might as well try to let out some z’s while he still has the chance to. His mind would’ve degraded if it weren’t for Xeri and their cuteness overshadowing lemona. Speaking of which, he glanced behind him, there they were, in all their glory. The toaster was cuddled behind him, sleeping soundly, their puffed ears and tail provided both with extra fluffiness. God, he wished they could stay like this forever. But good things must come to an end, Vlaskal will end their shift soon, being chosen to be the security officer has its cons after all. But before they can get up, the arm around him was tightened. Xeri was still sleeping, he mentally sighed, he didn’t want to wake the cute smol toaster. Socialistic Britain accepted his fate and softly plopped down to the soft mattress. He would’ve shot up and run to the door if it weren’t for the fact that his body is straight up refusing to even move a single inch. He was late, with Xeri pinning him down and ending up right on top of him still sleeping, he just sighed. Fully accepting the judgeful hatred that Vlaskal will shoot at him if he did this, he reached for the toaster’s head and patted it, they would have to wait. He cuddled the warm bread burner and fell asleep. He wished he could do it more often.
SB and Xeri were good pals, but Socialistic Britain was getting butterflies in his stomach when talking to Xeri, everything about them screams perfection, their personality was gold no one could afford.
Still, he wished he could erase that particular memory from his mind.
It was Pinevilla, he saw him with Xeri a little too much, he was jealous, he wanted to take that spot of attention he gradually wants, HE wants Xeri for himself, no one else
Throbbing all over, his feet were turning a little to the side to get away from the pain.
He was stuck in bed unable to move, Xeri was asked a favor to take care of a friend's child, although sweet, their daughter was mischievous like their mother. Everyone was absent in the house so he got the full experience of artillery shells of pain bombarding him all over.
If it wasn't for him gathering up the courage to walk and gulp some painkillers he wouldn't have glanced at a sight that made his blood boil
It was Pinevilla, that bastard, how dare he show up unexpectedly and hug Xeri out of the blue. Anthony was fuming that he didn't notice that the mug that he was holding shattered from his grip alone.
"Why are you here.?"
His question was so low it was forced through his teeth, he didn't even see Xeri already going in, going past him through the opened door.
He was going to kill him, his eyes showed jealousy and insanity, he was beginning to show his possessiveness. If Xeri couldn't see his signals, then he'll fire it directly at them.
But first, he'll need a plan to eliminate Pinevilla, so he could have Xeri all by himself...
Begrudgingly, he started walking over to Pinevilla, forcing himself to smile and seem friendly.
"why hello there chap, would you help me move some boxes from the basement?" Socialistic Britain smiled, deep down he knew that Pinevilla would be erased from existence, by his own hands.,
"I don't see why i shouldn't help, sure!" Pinevilla smiled, Socialistic Britain hated Pinevilla—No, he hated him, just by that smile made him wanna lunge and gnaw their throat out. He was frustrated, under his facade an unnerving amount of possessiveness engulfed him, whispering to stab the pest until they looked like a honeycomb.
He led Pinevilla down the stairs, quietly locking the basement door, preventing anyone what was happening inside.
Anthony knew that this time...He was triumphant in the end.....
"Hey SB, did you see Pinevilla anywhere?" Xeri responded
"Not to my knowledge no.." Socialistic Britain said
"Ah.. well, notify me when you've seen them okay?" Xeri smiled
That smile, oohh that smile. Socialistic Britain cherished it, he WANTED it for himself, no one else could see it except him, he would make sure of that...
STORY TIME Lemona exits his house in Novum Roma. He does this walk every day, leading around his neighborhood, to the store to buy a can of soda, and back home. Today, he notices something that captures his attention: a man walking towards him.
Once Lemona can get a better look at him, he sees someone that he is very attracted to. It is his crush from school, a very hot guy named Pinevilla. Pinevilla sees him and stops to say hi. The two were not really friends, but Lemona was deeply in love with Pinevilla.
As they talked, Lemona began flirting with Pinevilla, pointing out his very soft and fluffy hair, his tall height, and manly appearance. Pinevilla's face flushes red at the complements, and begins pointing out how he thought Lemona was cute. Lemona took this opportunity to ask, "Do you want to go on a-a date?"
"Ya know what? Yea, yea I do." Pinevilla's face beocmes more red.
The two decide that Lemona's store will be where they have their first "date." They walk there, holding hands and talking about their future together.
Once at the store, they sit in the Sooubway that is there. The order their food, and continue talking about eachother's cuteness.
"You are too hot for me to look at, Pinevilla," Lemona remarks.
"Well, you are making my eyes bulge for how cute you are"
The two lean in closer to talk, untill their lips touch. They pull as hard as they can on each other, and kiss for a long time. Later, after eating, Pinevilla walks Lemona home, and on the way, Pinevilla agrees to be Lemona's boyfriend.
Reignvau woke up from her comfy bed, looking around for her mother. Even if she was told to stay when her mother wasn't around, she still wanted to see her. She found her doting mother in the living room, working on a blueprint, again, seemingly out of sleep.
"Reignvau, honey, why aren't you in bed? " Her mother tiredly asks
"I was hoping that you'd come and tell me a bedtime story," Reignvau said sadly, her ear dropping down
Vlaskal ever the supreme and caring person ever (not cheap propaganda) parent gathered her strength to carry Reignvau to the Living Room couch and tucked her in.
Just as Vlaskal reached for a book, Reignvau passed out from sleepiness.
She smiled at her small child's actions, as the last act of a doting mother, she slept while hugging her daughter.
After hard work and dedication, she has finally remodeled a nuclear rocket to be repurposed into a giant firework. Vlaskal made their actions clear, her daughter will have the best time ever.