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The Holy Ecclesiarch of Saint Cinder

If I hypothetically kidnapped Aivintis what would you guys do?

Aivintis, BearStackof2015, The tesseris sikelies, and Kylondia

Timmy and tommy

i'm timmy!......ᵃⁿᵈ ᶦ'ᵐ ᵗᵒᵐᵐʸᵎ

Dominostra

Timmy and tommy wrote:i'm timmy!......ᵃⁿᵈ ᶦ'ᵐ ᵗᵒᵐᵐʸᵎ

I hate that timmy never lets tommy speak

The Biohazardous Detective of Euricanis

Saint Cinder wrote:If I hypothetically kidnapped Aivintis what would you guys do?

#AivintisSmellz

The Interuniversal Civilization of Aivintis

Saint Cinder wrote:If I hypothetically kidnapped Aivintis what would you guys do?

Cheer

Zukchiva, Volinovia, Saint Cinder, and The tesseris sikelies

Timmy and tommy

Dominostra wrote:I hate that timmy never lets tommy speak

ok....ᵒᵏ

The tesseris sikelies

Saint Cinder wrote:If I hypothetically kidnapped Aivintis what would you guys do?

I probably wouldn't notice TBH

Timmy and tommy

why does deku link look sad?...ˢᵃᵈˀ

The Future Galatico of BearStackof2015

Saint Cinder wrote:If I hypothetically kidnapped Aivintis what would you guys do?

Do nothing

Dominostra

I'm thinking about making a spy RP. Like that cheesy classic James Bond stuff with villains who have stupid evil plans that can be easily defeated.

British calradia and Kavanos

The Avian Confederation of Axdel

huzzah

Shavara

Osatavia

Hello

Gorbastan

Brethren wrote:What?? Yeah, of course, go live your life!

Sorry, I got caught up with planning my older brother a birthday gift. I'm drawing up an illustration to make a custom birthday card. Anyways, let's get back to this.

Brethren wrote:"Ah, good." Apple sips his tea and leans back with a smile. "From the sound of things, the Congregation can cooperate with Gorbastan without violating our Dolphinist principles -- at least in the ways that are so common we now have to check for them." He chuckles. "So, do you have any questions for us?"

"I'm happy our recent changes are to your nation's standards." Estelle finishes her cup of tea, wavering to the hotel staff to refill her cup. "We definitely have some interests on our agenda that we must discuss."

The waiter comes back with a piping hot teacup. The smooth and delicate aroma trespasses into the conversation. "As I've probably mentioned earlier. Our Government has shifted its primary foreign policy ideology to be more... diplomatic. If that even is the right word for it." The Foreign Affairs Minister takes another sip from her teacup. "The military has generally influenced diplomatic initiatives in the recent past. Which resulted in a jingoistic approach to international politics. But using a chainsaw for open-heart surgery would be extreme, wouldn't you think? That same scenario follows into our change in ideological positions. The pen beats the sword, after all. The Government of Gorbastan has the sole interest of facilitating a wide trade network across Valsora. Your location in Eastern Yastreovakia can be a key position to ease trade with Northern Orientalis. We simply ask for your permission to construct a "mega-port" which will be a benefit to both of our nations. Global shipping will make our exports on the international stage cheaper, which would give our industries an edge on the competition." Estelle hands over a document. "Think about it, the Green and Gold Gorbastani flag and the Blue, Grey, and Brown stripes of Brethren flying side-by-side as a leading shipping hub of Valsora..."

Pakitsk, British calradia, Shavara, and Brethren

Shavara

Gorbastan wrote:Sorry, I got caught up with planning my older brother a birthday gift. I'm drawing up an illustration to make a custom birthday card. Anyways, let's get back to this.

"I'm happy our recent changes are to your nation's standards." Estelle finishes her cup of tea, wavering to the hotel staff to refill her cup. "We definitely have some interests on our agenda that we must discuss."

The waiter comes back with a piping hot teacup. The smooth and delicate aroma trespasses into the conversation. "As I've probably mentioned earlier. Our Government has shifted its primary foreign policy ideology to be more... diplomatic. If that even is the right word for it." The Foreign Affairs Minister takes another sip from her teacup. "The military has generally influenced diplomatic initiatives in the recent past. Which resulted in a jingoistic approach to international politics. But using a chainsaw for open-heart surgery would be extreme, wouldn't you think? That same scenario follows into our change in ideological positions. The pen beats the sword, after all. The Government of Gorbastan has the sole interest of facilitating a wide trade network across Valsora. Your location in Eastern Yastreovakia can be a key position to ease trade with Northern Orientalis. We simply ask for your permission to construct a "mega-port" which will be a benefit to both of our nations. Global shipping will make our exports on the international stage cheaper, which would give our industries an edge on the competition." Estelle hands over a document. "Think about it, the Green and Gold Gorbastani flag and the Blue, Grey, and Brown stripes of Brethren flying side-by-side as a leading shipping hub of Valsora..."

Hello Gorby! ^-^

Gorbastan

The Socialist Republic of Kavanos

Osatavia wrote:Hello

Read this if you're a NS newcomer

Hola youngins. Welcome to NS and TEP

Here are your first steps...

Join the WA: page=un

Endorse Libertanny our delegate and leader

Endorse the Viziers and Regional Officers by clicking here

Gain more rights to troll without being kicced out by cliccing Linkhere

Endorse me if u feel like it

Look at the play maps we have:

page=dispatch/id=1389645


Here's a general guide to the nature of each map, and what you'll experience if u join:

Urth roleplay works very slowly. It's on the TEP forums, which is a separate site and takes a while to understand

Valsora is an old and stable RP map. If you want to be sure to have a long game life for your nation, this is your choice. It also has the most war of all the maps, and a lot of options for diplomacy and exploration

Windsor is somewhat like a text version of Civilization 5. Economics, diplomacy and politics is more in depth than Valsora, and war isn't as frequent. Currently it's sort of dead, so make sure there is activity on Windsor before joining by messaging Volinovia or [nation]Technocratic Tagalog.[/nation]

Courisia is an older version of Windsor. Unfortunately, it's close to dead right now

Outside joining an RP map, the most common game action is to answer the issues that pop up. Depending on your answers, your nation's stats change and the kind of fictional country you want to build is modified

Note that NS issues are not that serious. You can answer an issue seriously and get ridiculous results. Just take it as a joke, chuckle and continue answering : ) Try to be #1 at different things and show off like Virgolia or try to be as turrible as possible and make jokes about it on RMB like the awful Wiranath


Things you can do with roleplay and world creation do are:

1. create imaginative worlds (history, religion, technology, civilizations, etc) for your fictional nation and states, cities and people
2. create graphics national or region flags, emblems, countryballs, anthems, poetry, comics or art that's related to your imagined nations
3. create short stories, longer stories or even novels alone or with others on RMB
4. create your own map and invite others to join

And then, my special brand of RMB funz...


5. make jokes and troll people (my job! MINE!)
6. worship the Lord of the Blessed Corn and be forever enriched with popcorn
7. Bother other n00bies with this dispatch when they first say 'im new here how do I play]


Here are the 5 cardinal rules of RmB:

1. Don't triple post (posting 3 times in a row). Double posting is okay, but not recommended. After you make a post, do check the RMB (the place where you're reading this) and wait for someone else to post. Then make your next post

2a. No advertisements for regions. This region is TEP, and we use the [region][/region] tag like The East Pacific. To be on the safe side, don't link to any regions.

2b. No advertising for sites. You can post imgur images or Youtube links and so on, but don't go 'Oh, this site is awesome! You have to join' and then link us to your uncle's fairly-illegal questionably-human-rights-violating sweatshop

3. Don't directly insult people or seriously troll to truly hurt or offend people. Trolling should be done in a fun, joking manner (if you want to know more, sign up for my Trolling 101 class on Udemy)

4. Don't spam with meaningless posts. Example include but are not exclusive to:
a. Foreign languages without translation
b. A bunch of emojis
c. A bunch of ASCII art or Lennies (sniff)
d. Single or double meaningless words
e. Any kind of copypasta
f. Dots or 'bump'

5. Don't make sexual references of any kind. You will find some very slight pg-13ish material here and there, but please watch the RMB for a week before figuring out where the line is.

If you follow these simple rules, you'll have lots of time to learn rest as u go. Have fun!

For more pedantic information, click here:

page=dispatch/id=1075631

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The Purified Land of Kylondia

Saint Cinder wrote:If I hypothetically kidnapped Aivintis what would you guys do?

I would pay you to keep them lol.

The Holy Military Order of Levantin

Wow... I sounded like I was drunk last night

Euricanis, Shavara, and Kavanos

Shavara

Levantin wrote:Wow... I sounded like I was drunk last night

What did you drink?

The Holy Military Order of Levantin

Shavara wrote:What did you drink?

had some vodka with my slavic comrades

I didn't drink anything. I just stayed up online way too late to the point where any sanity and self control I had slipped away.

British calradia, Shavara, and Kavanos

The Winter Imperium of Of Centralist Brexit

Taste the Pings i gave everyone just now!!!

British calradia

Timmy and tommy

what is your favorite game?

Pakitsk and British calradia

The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk

Timmy and tommy wrote:what is your favorite game?

...game

Shavara and Kavanos

Frawed

Volinovia wrote:Let's chat.

Indeed. Have you any idea who I am?

Timmy and tommy

Pakitsk wrote:...game

ah,i wont let tommy speak....ˢᵖᵉᵃᵏᵎ

The Rebelling State of Caras-3

Frawed wrote:Indeed. Have you any idea who I am?

If you don't rekt my nation up that is...

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