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Plazland wrote:

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*Sends this to Gorbastan for him to repent his sins*

Zukchiva wrote:

I think they're executive liasons or prosecutors for the President or Prime Minister or whatever system

Would an absolute Monarchy need one?

Shavara wrote:

*Sends this to Gorbastan for him to repent his sins*

_{i̵̠̽͛͜ ̵͚̣̞͗͛̅̏ñ̵̪̰͍̅̆͜e̷̱̤̙̋͋̅ͅe̷͔̐͗ḏ̶̂̊̓̔ ̶̨̖̟̘̈̉̌͑ẙ̸̙͍ö̶̬̞̜́̅̓ú̷̡̯̔̈́.̵̪̙͍̪̓̀͛ ̷͕͈̤̟͊́̍͐ì̵͓̩͓̘̐ ̶̣̭͚̌w̷̮̼̦͐́͌͘͜a̴̱͑̀̽̽ň̶̦͉t̵̛̜̘̠̄̎͝ ̵͔͚͆͠t̴͎̹̓o̶͖͎͂̈̌ ̵̼̠̲̂̈́͌l̴̢̑͑́̃ĭ̷͙̯̐v̵̧̛͗̑̍ḛ̷̠̗̾̑ ̸͈̞̺̅̾̂i̸͈͘ń̸̥̒̉̚͜ś̵̮̤̯̘̏í̸̦̆͜ḑ̷̤̯̇̊̉̃e̴̬̍̒̏ ̸̨̺̜̐̽o̴̫͉͋̀f̴̪̮̞̃̋̉͘ͅ ̵̤̣͚͒̈́y̷̠̺͊o̵̭̣̓́́ū̷̫̘̺̟͐͝.̷͙̊́ͅ ̷͕̞͈̈͗́́I̴̳̹͛ ̸̮͌̏̒ẉ̴̨̝͚͗a̶͍͚͉͝n̷̮͖̉ẗ̴̗͕͔́̏̈́̓ ̴͍̏̿y̵̪̠̙̅ͅo̸̢̘͒u̵̧̘̓͂̀̍ ̵͙̫̲͋̏̑á̵͍͂l̶̨̜͙͛̓̏l̸͈̰̜͎̈̎ ̴̯͍̐͜͜t̴̞͂ő̴̡͈͚ ̶̛̪́͑m̴̨͌̃͑̏y̶̢̪͐ś̶̛̳e̷͇̺͌͛͠l̵̢͈̘̘̅̆̏f̴̻͙̀.̵̗͙̔̇͂͗}

Gorbastan wrote:

_{i̵̠̽͛͜ ̵͚̣̞͗͛̅̏ñ̵̪̰͍̅̆͜e̷̱̤̙̋͋̅ͅe̷͔̐͗ḏ̶̂̊̓̔ ̶̨̖̟̘̈̉̌͑ẙ̸̙͍ö̶̬̞̜́̅̓ú̷̡̯̔̈́.̵̪̙͍̪̓̀͛ ̷͕͈̤̟͊́̍͐ì̵͓̩͓̘̐ ̶̣̭͚̌w̷̮̼̦͐́͌͘͜a̴̱͑̀̽̽ň̶̦͉t̵̛̜̘̠̄̎͝ ̵͔͚͆͠t̴͎̹̓o̶͖͎͂̈̌ ̵̼̠̲̂̈́͌l̴̢̑͑́̃ĭ̷͙̯̐v̵̧̛͗̑̍ḛ̷̠̗̾̑ ̸͈̞̺̅̾̂i̸͈͘ń̸̥̒̉̚͜ś̵̮̤̯̘̏í̸̦̆͜ḑ̷̤̯̇̊̉̃e̴̬̍̒̏ ̸̨̺̜̐̽o̴̫͉͋̀f̴̪̮̞̃̋̉͘ͅ ̵̤̣͚͒̈́y̷̠̺͊o̵̭̣̓́́ū̷̫̘̺̟͐͝.̷͙̊́ͅ ̷͕̞͈̈͗́́I̴̳̹͛ ̸̮͌̏̒ẉ̴̨̝͚͗a̶͍͚͉͝n̷̮͖̉ẗ̴̗͕͔́̏̈́̓ ̴͍̏̿y̵̪̠̙̅ͅo̸̢̘͒u̵̧̘̓͂̀̍ ̵͙̫̲͋̏̑á̵͍͂l̶̨̜͙͛̓̏l̸͈̰̜͎̈̎ ̴̯͍̐͜͜t̴̞͂ő̴̡͈͚ ̶̛̪́͑m̴̨͌̃͑̏y̶̢̪͐ś̶̛̳e̷͇̺͌͛͠l̵̢͈̘̘̅̆̏f̴̻͙̀.̵̗͙̔̇͂͗}

Watches closely for heretical font usage

Gorbastan wrote:

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Seriously, that’s enough

Euricanis wrote:

Seriously, that’s enough

Pakitsk wrote:

Watches closely for heretical font usage

_;-;

Gorbastan wrote:

_:(

Should have responded with ;-;

Shavara wrote:

Should have responded with ;-;

Fixed.

Kampf Empire wrote:

Lord's Work

by The Heiliger Eisenrepublik of Kampf Empire

Read dispatch

Hispania for most of it's existence:

Kampf Empire wrote:

Lord's Work

by The Heiliger Eisenrepublik of Kampf Empire

Read dispatch

Reminds me...
Glad this didn’t go through

Gorbastan wrote:

_{i̵̠̽͛͜ ̵͚̣̞͗͛̅̏ñ̵̪̰͍̅̆͜e̷̱̤̙̋͋̅ͅe̷͔̐͗ḏ̶̂̊̓̔ ̶̨̖̟̘̈̉̌͑ẙ̸̙͍ö̶̬̞̜́̅̓ú̷̡̯̔̈́.̵̪̙͍̪̓̀͛ ̷͕͈̤̟͊́̍͐ì̵͓̩͓̘̐ ̶̣̭͚̌w̷̮̼̦͐́͌͘͜a̴̱͑̀̽̽ň̶̦͉t̵̛̜̘̠̄̎͝ ̵͔͚͆͠t̴͎̹̓o̶͖͎͂̈̌ ̵̼̠̲̂̈́͌l̴̢̑͑́̃ĭ̷͙̯̐v̵̧̛͗̑̍ḛ̷̠̗̾̑ ̸͈̞̺̅̾̂i̸͈͘ń̸̥̒̉̚͜ś̵̮̤̯̘̏í̸̦̆͜ḑ̷̤̯̇̊̉̃e̴̬̍̒̏ ̸̨̺̜̐̽o̴̫͉͋̀f̴̪̮̞̃̋̉͘ͅ ̵̤̣͚͒̈́y̷̠̺͊o̵̭̣̓́́ū̷̫̘̺̟͐͝.̷͙̊́ͅ ̷͕̞͈̈͗́́I̴̳̹͛ ̸̮͌̏̒ẉ̴̨̝͚͗a̶͍͚͉͝n̷̮͖̉ẗ̴̗͕͔́̏̈́̓ ̴͍̏̿y̵̪̠̙̅ͅo̸̢̘͒u̵̧̘̓͂̀̍ ̵͙̫̲͋̏̑á̵͍͂l̶̨̜͙͛̓̏l̸͈̰̜͎̈̎ ̴̯͍̐͜͜t̴̞͂ő̴̡͈͚ ̶̛̪́͑m̴̨͌̃͑̏y̶̢̪͐ś̶̛̳e̷͇̺͌͛͠l̵̢͈̘̘̅̆̏f̴̻͙̀.̵̗͙̔̇͂͗}

GROSS

Kampf Empire wrote:

Lord's Work

by The Heiliger Eisenrepublik of Kampf Empire

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We can't expect Ademar to do all the work

Aight back to the banquet

Empress Anne of Cleves II will order naan bread for the first course.

Euricanis wrote:

Reminds me...
Glad this didn’t go through

He's Making A List....

by The Heiliger Eisenrepublik of Kampf Empire

Good Afternoon, all you little bastards.

I have some grim, and fantastic news. As you may or may not know, every six months, the magical barriers that keep Santa Kampf locked in his ice cave in both my mind and in TEP weaken enough to allow him to escape for a night of drinking, murder, and overall tomfoolery.

However, due to the bad vibes of 2020, things have shaped up.....differently. The barrier for next month is going to collapse, and Santa Kampf will have free reign to ride for the full month. Every. Single. Day.

So, y'all better behave before you catch an axe to the face.

Good day, and Happy Holidays,

OOC Kampf

P.S.,

I'll add his list as he makes it. If you get pinged, learn to make eggnog.

XOXOWOXO

The List:

June 1st: The cult of the great cthulhu
June 2nd: Brethren
June 3rd: Daikuno
June 4th: Slagenseter forn
June 5th: Plazland
June 6th: Libertanny
June 7th: Wiranath
June 8th: DarKspawnerreich
June 9th: Zukchiva
June 10th: Virgolia
June 11th: La Xinga
June 12th: Euricanis
June 13th: Pakitsk
June 14th: Volinovia
June 15th: Azureano
June 16th: Aivintis
June 17th: Shavara
June 18th: The Sygarian Regime
June 19th: Marrabuk
June 20th: Plazland
June 21st: The death syndicate
June 22nd: Shavara
June 23rd: Levantin
June 24th: Everyone
June 25th:Osterreich und ungarn
June 26th: Everyone
June 27th: Danelaw Scandinavia
June 28th: The Sygarian Regime
June 29th: Aivintis
June 30th: Peatiktist

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WELL MAYBE IF PEOPLE ACTUALLY SHOWED UP TO THE RMB, IT COULD HAVE WORKED OUT!

Pakitsk wrote:

We can't expect Ademar to do all the work

Purge the Heretics. Wield your Hammer and Strike Them Where They Stand.

Kampf Empire wrote:

WELL MAYBE IF PEOPLE ACTUALLY SHOWED UP TO THE RMB, IT COULD HAVE WORKED OUT!

Not that I’m complaining, but why didn’t you just skip some days?

Gorbastan wrote:

-snip-

That’s just spam now

Euricanis wrote:

Not that I’m complaining, but why didn’t you just skip some days?

I'M BAD AT BEING FLEXIBLE.

BUT SANTA IS GONNA BE REAL PISSY COME THIS DECEMBER!

Kampf Empire wrote:

I'M BAD AT BEING FLEXIBLE.

BUT SANTA IS GONNA BE REAL PISSY COME THIS DECEMBER!

yay...

Kampf Empire wrote:

I'M BAD AT BEING FLEXIBLE.

BUT SANTA IS GONNA BE REAL PISSY COME THIS DECEMBER!

There won't be a December this year...

Terreich und Preussen wrote:

There won't be a December this year...

Come November, we're dropping the nukes.

participate in democracy

https://p.excitem.com/s/play/67548cf5-63b8-4c7c-9aef-af92ea3486b2

Pakitsk wrote:

Come November, we're dropping the nukes.

Haha you are all wrong. There won't even be a tomorrow.
Snaps fingers