The Cursed Continent of LodossBoard

I don't even remember how I run my country anymore, let alone why I received a banner.

I've got maybe a third of them unlocked? Probably less.

I just had a kid knock on my door and ask me if I wanted my front and back yards mowed for forty bucks. He was young so I didn't laugh at him and slam the door.

And we're back.

Wow, forty bucks. I remember doing it for five.

Inflation man.

It takes me about forty minutes to mow everything. That kid wanted to be paid a dollar per minute. If I could get a dollar a minute mowing lawns I'd start a landscaping business.

It's inflation, McDonalds as a kid I could get a meal for 5 bucks, now I'm lucky to get it for under 15 bucks

Maybe it's the standard rate of mowing these days?

I guess!

God, I miss Letterman. Colbert's just not the guy. He's not.

I miss Craig Ferguson

Me too. I loved the Late Late Show. At least until Corden ruined it. Now it's dead.

I really enjoyed Geoff.

And Ferguson always seem to be the best at interviews.

Ferguson is a good informal interviewer. Talk show hosts often aren't very good at it. You'd think that would be a priority. Colbert's been doing it for the better part of twenty years and he's still only just okay. Of course, it also helps that Ferguson would often have guests of actual substance on the show instead of just the typical Hollywood scarecrows.