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The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Unstable microscopic blackhole wrote:Takes up residence in the Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner...

In honor of your new residence, I got you a housewarming gift. It's a toilet brush. I hope you get years of good use out of it.

Unstable microscopic blackhole

Brocklandia wrote:In honor of your new residence, I got you a housewarming gift. It's a toilet brush. I hope you get years of good use out of it.

Swallows it.

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Unstable microscopic blackhole wrote:Swallows it.

Well, that's one approach. Would you like this box of urinal cakes?--You might enjoy a minty-fresh breath mint.

Zany Zanes, Unstable microscopic blackhole, and Consuela de la Morrela

Songs you dont understand

More video from the girl I always stan
https://youtu.be/R08hGexV4Dg

Brocklandia and Tercania islands

Unstable microscopic blackhole

Brocklandia wrote:Well, that's one approach. Would you like this box of urinal cakes?--You might enjoy a minty-fresh breath mint.

The urinal cakes get sucked in.

Brocklandia, Songs you dont understand, Lady hevoline, and Consuela de la Morrela

Lady hevoline

Unstable microscopic blackhole wrote:The urinal cakes get sucked in.

Throughs my stash of crack the pop

Now the police have no evidence against me

hehehehhehehhehehehehehehehehehehehheheehehheheeheheh

Red iri2

hi guys

Brocklandia and Songs you dont understand

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Songs you dont understand wrote:More video from the girl I always stan
https://youtu.be/R08hGexV4Dg

Confess: You just want to wear her bustier.

Tercania islands and Songs you dont understand

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Lady hevoline wrote:Now the police have no evidence against me

Evidence? What evidence? I see none of that pesky evidence stuff here.

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Red iri2 wrote:hi guys

Happy Sunday, Iri2 ... or whatever today turns out to be.

Red iri2

The Verdant Gardens of Prusmia

Hey can I have a bit of the spaghetti monster in the basement to take home. I overslept in your basement and we’ve grown quite close.

Songs you dont understand

Brocklandia wrote:Confess: You just want to wear her bustier.

I'm a boy lol

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Songs you dont understand wrote:I'm a boy lol

You've mentioned that before, yes, but what does that have to do with your rampaging desire to wear her bustier?

Zany Zanes and Songs you dont understand

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Prusmia wrote:Hey can I have a bit of the spaghetti monster in the basement to take home. I overslept in your basement and we’ve grown quite close.

Like a little starter culture? Sure. Here's a bucket of pasta and marinara sauce I scraped off the walls of its cage this morning. Feed it a steady diet of parmesan cheese and basil, and in just a few months you'll have a li'l spaghetti monster of your own.

The Verdant Gardens of Prusmia

Brocklandia wrote:Like a little starter culture? Sure. Here's a bucket of pasta and marinara sauce I scraped off the walls of its cage this morning. Feed it a steady diet of parmesan cheese and basil, and in just a few months you'll have a li'l spaghetti monster of your own.

Thanks, here's your tip. *hands chocolate bar*

Songs you dont understand

Brocklandia wrote:You've mentioned that before, yes, but what does that have to do with your rampaging desire to wear her bustier?

That's awkward. I would rather do her laundry including her bustier that she wore.

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Songs you dont understand wrote:That's awkward. I would rather do her laundry including her bustier that she wore.

It's only awkward if you forget to deactivate the security cameras. Otherwise, doing her laundry is a good approach. That way you can try on anything you want--and if it comes back to her stretched, you can blame the dryer.

Besides, since you claim you're a boy, chances are your bodacious ta-tas are smaller than hers, so you're less likely to stretch the bustier. You get to try on her outfits, and she gets free laundry service--how is that not win-win for both of you?

Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, and Songs you dont understand

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Prusmia wrote:Thanks, here's your tip. *hands chocolate bar*

Squeal! Thanks!

*Snatches the bar and runs off to the back room*

Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, and Tercania islands

Puppet tyranacility

Brocklandia wrote:

** Shout out to all our Python fans. They were fifty years ahead of their time, and getting ahead-er all the time.

Woo

The Vermin Guild of Ratfink

Brocklandia wrote:It's not really magic restroom unless one or more dark gods live there. There's only one Cthulhu, of course, but maybe you can find a dark godling at the local equivalent of a dark god puppy mill somewhere near you? Pro tip: If you adopt a dark godling when it's small, it's easier to train. Cthulhu was thousands of centuries old when he took up residence here, which probably explains why we can't break hir of the habit of spinning the toilet paper off the rolls every day.

What? Again? Bad, Cthulhu! Bad!

Hmm, the only other entities I've seen in my restroom are drain flies and black mold. Maybe one day they will ascend to some greater state of consciousness and then I, too, will be in possession of a magic restroom. One can always hope.

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Ratfink wrote:Hmm, the only other entities I've seen in my restroom are drain flies and black mold. Maybe one day they will ascend to some greater state of consciousness and then I, too, will be in possession of a magic restroom. One can always hope.

"Hope"? What's that? Is it related to the existential despair that fills our every waking moment here at the Bar?

Zany Zanes and Tercania islands

Jehovahs witness

The Witness stirs from one of their many slumbers, waving their hand. A piece of paper then drops onto the bar counter from above and they go back to sleep.

The cream of the crop
Is closely related to cream
Bound by similar lifeblood
It's the same dairy theme

I knew a mad god
(Though all gods are mad)
Who treated it as holy
And that isn't really bad

For the melty zing you need
For the sake of those down
For taking the edge off veggies
Cheese takes the crown

Tercania islands, PR Megaforce, and Songs you dont understand

Lady hevoline

Brocklandia wrote:Evidence? What evidence? I see none of that pesky evidence stuff here.

Yes

The All Consuming Platform of YouTube Inc

Lady hevoline wrote:Yes

no

The All Consuming Platform of YouTube Inc

Brocklandia wrote:

** Shout out to all our Python fans. They were fifty years ahead of their time, and getting ahead-er all the time.

*while taking a class*
and we put a semi-colon at the end of the line, because this is a real programming language not "python"

Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, and Tercania islands

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