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It's cool that you guys got an oath, I have never seen that before in a region Well it is here that I declare my intention to run for parliament Farlandiay and Papir republic |
For all my nation,I demand that someone that suffers wars and always loses,becomes my colonies and vassals. |
I hope you vote for me to join the parliament because I will do what all citizens want me to do. |
Post by Miepessenersoenea suppressed by Farlandiay. Well that was a defeat for you guys. Thats 2-1 for Lasagna so I say we are winning now. Defeat in Council of regions and Lasagna and I will temporarily accept that you are currently occupiyng Lasagna part two. Just tell me when you guys want to surrender since we are now winning this war. BTW we knew all along. Like you guys promise to invade Lasagna and then the day after like 4 new puppet nations just show up, yeah we knew. |
You think we will surrender? Hah! Ravana will fight until the last man! Ravana is an immovable object and you are the cocky fools who attempt to destroy it. You have no chance. |
Your walls will crumble, and you will perish attempting to stop the glorious superior beacon of excellence that is Ravana. There is no escape from the wrath of our army, and no escape from the consequences of your blunder, the blunder that is underestimating Mother Ravana. Farlandiay and Victoria pond |
Whats this? RP? |
You seriously need to learn more about how raiding on NS works. But no matter. We won. Goodbye. |
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The Imperial Republic of Farlandiay Citizens, some stragglers might wander into our region talking about how they’re still fighting the good fight. Just ignore them, remember some southerners still think the war is going on despite their unequivocal defeat. The war, totally and completely won. Don’t bother justifying it to anyone here or in lasagna. Just assert our victory and ignore them. |
The Imperial Republic of Farlandiay Update on Parliamentary Elections Currently, our candidates are: Nopengie Remember, only five candidates can win! I encourage all candidates who are not already on the discord to join, and to ensure that you have registered on the Forum as well. Remember that the election and votes on legislation will take place on the forum, so it's good to familiarize yourself with it! Best of luck to everyone. |
I can't use the forum, apologies but I think it's best we do it here |
The Imperial Republic of Farlandiay Why can't you use the forum? Unfortunately the election will have to take place there for security. |
Concluding The War The RMBG has officially closed out the chapter on the Dinnertime War. Rejoice Citizens for we have victory! Our armies were never thwarted in their goals, never defeated in their missions. We accomplished everything we set out to accomplish. The defeated will cry and whine about details they wish were relevant, they must for they are not honorable people and cannot face the weight of their defeat respectfully. They will inevitably return to annoy us. Even now, they weave the narrative of their own "Lost Cause" mythos. This no longer concerns us. We have won and we do not need to justify ourselves to sore losers. I have completed the final After-Action Report on Lasagnas Last Stand and have also declassified the full report on LAFers Folly. The Dinnertime War Actions fought by the RMBG against Lasagna during the Dinnertime War. Sparked by Lasagnian aggression after a failed merger attempt and concluded with the Ravanian capture of the Lasagna WAD. Announcement from King Glacio Revera, following the war's Conclusion: LASAGNA PART TWO After-Action Report Summary: Target Description: Description Of Events: Damage Report: Participants: *Indicates present rank Special Notes: The King’s Regiment was key in shoring up Ravanian defenses the night of the June 15th. LAFers Folly After-Action Report Summary: Target Description: Description Of Events: Ravanian Guardsmen and Royal Infantry took up defensive positions around LPT and prepared for a firefight. The LAFing stock slowly gathered upwards of 10 endorsements on their point man The grey isles (also the Lasagnian Minister of Defense) with the help of allied reinforcements. In a third moment of even more spectacularly incompetent unprofessionalism a second LAFer jumped to LPT too early by fifteen minutes. He was allowed to leave without notice in order to fool the Lasagnians into believing the position was unguarded. The trumpet blared. The LAFing Stock charged. And found LPT as deftly guarded as it had been every night since the Action of June 15. Victory was easily achieved. Damage Report: Alsaxonia Participants: Special Notes: Lasagna After-Action Report Summary: Target Description: Description Of Events: Planning began in the late days of June, shortly after their third attempted Security Council proposal against Ravana bombed. One of Lasagnas citizens had launched a brief recruitment telegram campaign that was seized upon as a means of infiltrating the region. Several disguised puppets piloted by elite Ravanian agents nested within Lasagna and one even attempted to directly infiltrate their government. There was some discussion of using our minor influence to mangle their electoral politics from within, but the natives’ promised parliamentary elections were either delayed or forgotten and our candidates decided it wasn’t worth the effort to wait. Our point nation, Northsouthlenny, gained a base of native support totaling 8 endorsements and was further bolstered by reinforcements that trickled in throughout the week for another five-six endorsements. Infiltrators were careful to endorse the native WAD, Ile Morice, both to disguise their intent and to artificially inflate the defensive strength of the position thereby lulling the Lasagnians into a false sense of security. Public statements from Lasagnian officials profess they were aware of the puppet infiltrators, but they were either extremely derelict in their duties or must not have been totally convinced of a plot because no action was taken against our agents prior to the Action of July 7. The night of July 7th, members of The King’s Regiment and the RMBG, in conjunction with several independent contractors, introduced the final agents to the mix and prepared to simultaneously de-endorse the Lasagnian WAD. The plan was executed flawlessly and the Ravanian flag was hoisted over the region. Damage Report: While Ravana was in control of the regions executive offices we imposed the terms of the Dinnertime Peace Treaty upon them. The puppet government declared the war over and a solid Ravanian victory. Ravanian soldiers paraded over the Lasagna RMB for a full hour before the bugle was sounded and troops were ordered to return to barracks at Ravana. Some stragglers remained behind – no doubt senselessly inebriated from the heady drink of victory. The raid was quickly detected by native authorities who rushed to warn their founder. There was some speculation among our agents that – after the Lasagnians criticized our founder for taking an “unfair” active role in defense – they would refrain from what they publicly believed was dishonorable behavior, but this was not the case. The founder reversed some of the damage – the WFE remained blank for several hours and many of the suppressed posts remain suppressed – and the LAFing Stock has pledged to hunt down any remaining infiltrators. Their successfulness remains to be seen. Participants: Yaqobia, Retition, Farlandiay, and Nerpidirk |
I would like to make my preference for several candidates known: Marevis has ably served us as Minister of Foreign Affairs. He is a capable diplomat and a promising legislator. He has my endorsement. Nopengie has staunchly defended our region on the RMB and in the WA. He has stood guard - stoically and heroically - at every update, even when he did not want to. He is an honorable member of the RMBG and he has my support. Nerpidirk served with us at Lasagna Part Two and gallantly aided in our defense of that region. I look forward to seeing what his legislative career will bring to us. He has my vote! Yaqobia, Farlandiay, and Nerpidirk |
Thanks |
Much appreciated. Farlandiay and Marevis |
at Midnight, 7/8/20, ravanian soldiers attacked Lasagna, but were quickly pushed out by Opressed north continent and Ladinacem Andia. the ravanian soldier ran for their lives to fulfill the promise to their command that they would return unscathed. Most of the soldiers were mowed down or captured by the LAF but a few were able to escape and live with PTSD and other problems due to seeing their comrades killed mercilessly in front of their very eyes. to cover up the failure the ravanaian leadership said that they won and defeated lasagna but, lasagna took no real damage, no natives were ejected, the WFE was recovered by Ladinacem Andia who noticed that the Lasagna RP Region had practically the same WFE, and morale was made higher for Lasagnaian citizens when it was pointed out by The grey isles that this was ravanas second loss and Lasagna only had one. massive parades are happening all over Lasagna in celebration of the victory and this moment will go down in history as another attack made by ravana in the middle of the night that caused no real damage but with heavy casualties. |
You over estimate my sensitivity to such things. Whether or not you realize it, we won according to our goals and standards. You can tell yourself whatever story you want. We know what we accomplished and your opinion of it is irrelevant. It was a very clever dispatch though, if you would like a better template then I would suggest more closely reading my After-Action Reports. They follow a standard model. Yaqobia and Farlandiay |
I refer you back to the quoted post. But enough bickering. We have fought long and the war has come to a satisfying conclusion. Will you be staying long? I seem to recall you left acrimoniously a day or so ago. Yaqobia, Farlandiay, and Nerpidirk |