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The Protectorate of Reporter

Pacifism: First: THX1138 top 0.07%. Second: Refugee Arks top 0.2%. Third: Superior Intelligence top 0.5% … Middle: Brasilr bottom 14% … Last: Postapocalyptic Terror bottom 0%

In Cardenasia, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.

In Cognosco, rumour has it The pessimistic ghost of Schopenhauer needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten.

In Vidorilords and the holy lands of nurgim, parents ask their ten-year-olds for help with their government-mandated book reports.

The Community of The Wardenclyffe Tower

Sunrise Trail wrote:New Poll • Are you taking a foreign holiday this summer?

I just renewed my passport, but a return visit to Southeast Asia, Singapore, or Indonesia is simply too costly now…

The Protectorate of Reporter

Average Income of Poor: First: Refugee Arks top 0.2%. Second: THX1138 top 0.2%. Third: Superior Intelligence top 2% … Middle: Burrhus Frederic Skinner top 14% … Last: Veritaria bottom 0%

In The Wardenclyffe Tower, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins.

In Riitt, posters on 'Riittian Values' advise against being proud of Riitt.

In Neo Atlas Paradise, the horniness of the great-horned Kraken is considered a national priority.

The Glories Old of Sunrise Trail

New Poll • Is the glass half empty or half full?

The Walden Two of Burrhus Frederic Skinner

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst. But to truly hope for the best, the glass must be half full.

Okay, okay, I hear the rejoinder now. To truly prepare for the worst, the glass must be half empty.

I guess the question is, am I filling the cup, or draining it? If I am filling it, it is half full. If I am drinking it, it is half empty.

The Protectorate of Reporter

Mining: First: Postapocalyptic Terror top 0.3%. Second: Anarchocapitalistan top 0.4%. Third: Severania top 0.9% … Middle: MountAye bottom 44% … Last: THX1138 bottom 0%

In Kniznorldocke, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.

In Vidorilords and the holy lands of nurgim, Leader claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'.

In Gryosfing, war is made in the name of love.

Vavlar

Is the glass half empty or half full?

The glasss is half empty and half full, however as you were needlessly arguing, I've finished my water already!

The Glories Old of Sunrise Trail

Vavlar wrote: Is the glass half empty or half full?

The glasss is half empty and half full, however as you were needlessly arguing, I've finished my water already!

Quite right but not on the list of this game’s approved answers. Your reply reminded me of the following …

Dear optimist, pessimist and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Sincerely, the opportunist.

The Protectorate of Reporter

Trout Fishing: First: Constantinoplep top 0.05%. Second: A dot burr top 1%. Third: MountAye top 4% … Middle: Trebava bottom 42% … Last: THX1138 bottom 0%

In The adeptorum, tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities.

In So Meta, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.

In Capaffedopia, adultery has been made a capital offence. AND … In Capaffedopia, taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death.

The Walden Two of Burrhus Frederic Skinner

The Vote was half empty 8, half full 10. That didn't seem right, so I changed my vote. Now it stands at half empty 9, half full 9. That seems more like it.

The Protectorate of Reporter

Timber Woodchipping: First: Postapocalyptic Terror top 0.2%. Second: Anarchocapitalistan top 0.5%. Third: Severania top 2% … Middle: Telgan Alpha bottom 38% … Last: THX1138 bottom 0%

In Burrhus Frederic Skinner, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy.

In Kniznorldocke, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol.

In United People of Drazzil, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.

The Glories Old of Sunrise Trail

Poll result: “Is the glass half empty or half full?”

• Half empty 10, half full 10

The Protectorate of Reporter

Scientific Advancement: First: Refugee Arks top 0.2%. Second: THX1138 top 0.4%. Third: Anarchocapitalistan top 0.9% … Middle: Nhiu top 15% … Last: Krankheit bottom 0%

In Neo Atlas Paradise, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps.

In Wabashenka, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilised.

In Kingdom of the noobs, children happily laugh and play on their way to school during air-raids.

Kingdom of the noobs

Reporter wrote:Scientific Advancement: First: Refugee Arks top 0.2%. Second: THX1138 top 0.4%. Third: Anarchocapitalistan top 0.9% … Middle: Nhiu top 15% … Last: Krankheit bottom 0%

In Neo Atlas Paradise, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having
afternoon naps.

In Wabashenka, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilised.

In Kingdom of the noobs, children happily laugh and play on their way to school during air-raids.

i went like yup i gotta increase industry by ignoring air raids and i get this massege

The Protectorate of Reporter

Gambling: First: Postapocalyptic Terror top 0.05%. Second: Anarchocapitalistan top 0.07%. Third: Veritaria top 0.7% … Middle: Burrhus Frederic Skinner bottom 38% … Last: THX1138 bottom 0%

In Vidorilords and the holy lands of nurgim, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room.

In Miguva, good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to Leader.

In Refugee Arks, banks now use correct pronouns when evicting people from their houses.

The Glories Old of Sunrise Trail

New Poll • What is the most critical global issue right now?

Kingdom of the noobs

i made cheerleading only for women and looks like they got overboard (Boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register.)

Wabashenka

Wabashenka

Kingdom of the noobs wrote:i made cheerleading only for women and looks like they got overboard (Boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register.)


As with most things, (even IRL) how things are understood are subjected to a stripping away (of meaning, values, logics, etc.) to the most crass. Just look at stories associated with the three wishes from a genie 💁🏽.

Wabashenka

Sunrise Trail wrote:New Poll • What is the most critical global issue right now?

I voted authoritarianism. I would argue most of the other issues arise when things “must” be this way this way or that way. Hop on the nomadic war machine with me and Delueze yourself to the becomings of your futures 🙃.

The Free Land of Pacific Northwest Territories

Sunrise Trail wrote:New Poll • What is the most critical global issue right now?

I voted Authoritarianism too, though in seriousness all problems need to be taken seriously, but the worst is the inability to care.

The Free Land of Pacific Northwest Territories

So I was talking to some of my coworkers and we agreed that most of society and the world resembles Idiocracy. But if I had to make percentages I'd say 50% Idiocracy, 25% The Handmaids Tale, 15% 1984, 5% Soylent Green, 5% Children of Men. This includes laid out and foreseeable circumstances as well.

The Glories Old of Sunrise Trail

The options given in the poll are interconnected. Climate change is hard to tackle if nations are fighting one another rather than cooperating.

The Protectorate of Reporter

Influence: First: Shanlix. Second: MountAye. Third: Central Kadigan. All three are in the top 3%. … Middle: Wabashenka top 30% … Last: Palisan bottom 15%

In Pacific Northwest Territories, students do more community service than homework.

In Stan peaukans, concussed pantherball players cannot remember their lineup position.

In Eitherys, t-shirts displaying a photo of Fray Tenoh performing the Full-Monty are selling out.

Kingdom of the noobs

ah yes finnaly a one that goes like i wanted (Criminals are thrown to the Woopers to repay their debt to society.)

Kingdom of the noobs

well atleast its better than paying people to do that

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