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The Divine Cabaret of Friends of Dorothy

Cats do like milk and honey. For them it’s not a metaphor, it is the good life.

Meantime, I try to suppress my wee prejudices because these days they can get you sacked, but I have as little to do with Spot’s Spot as I can get away with. I quite like foxes, and wolves are wicked. But they’re not allowed at Spot’s Spot, they might upset the doggie-woggies, or even eat them ha ha ha ha. Am I drunk? But I don’t drink. It must be one of my episodes.

Excuse me, barman cutie. That’s a leche con miel for every cat in the joint. Ta, sweetie.

The Divine Cabaret of Friends of Dorothy

Friiiiidaaayyy !!!

The weekend starts here !!!

The Gentle Rush of Joe McElderry Fan Club

Business Subsidisation: First: Nelvana iii top 0.4%. Second: The nude top 1%. Third: Yannia top 1% ... Middle: Racket too 33% ... Last: Pencil Sharpeners bottom 0% (6th from bottom in NationStates)

In Indecision, every noble family has a 'personal file' on record courtesy of the central intelligence service.

Test Icicle, Nelvana iii, and Wadelhelpia

The Fairy Tale Kingdom of Dancing Dragons

I'll look after Spot's Spot. It's a labour of love. Dogs can be fun to be with and they can also be great travel companions, unlike cats. Dogs are less fussy.
The company of either one of them - cat or dog, beggars can't be choosers - would be most welcome right now. A furry shoulder to cry on.

The Divine Cabaret of Friends of Dorothy

That’s Rufus tinkling the ivories in the upstairs theatre.

“ Well it's coming onto 13 years together, babe
I pray that it's the luck... a lucky, lucky number
And although I know I've brought you joy and happiness, babe
I've also been a fec... a fecund resource for anger

“'Cause it's all a part of the game
Yeah, it's all a part of the symphony
And I pray that your face is the last I see
On a peaceful afternoon ... “

Next on the bill will be Gay Parrot blasting out Céline Dion numbers, followed by fireworks at Yannsborg Citadel. Don’t forget the wild dancing from midnight on the dunes. That will be Dirk dancing with Rainbow in the shadows, thanks to Rainbow having answered the Trivia Showdown bonus question correctly.

The Fairy Tale Kingdom of Dancing Dragons

"Nudist Dreamland is a geographical mystery, Laura"
Willy the Teddy Bear said.
"From the all year round warm, sunny weather it's safe to assume it's somewhere in the tropics, between latitudes 23.5 N and 23.5 S. But what about the longitude ?
Fireworks at Yannsborg Citadel beginning at 21h00. But on which time zone ? Somewhere in between Zulu Time and the International Date Line, naturlich.
But on which hemisphere ? East or West ?Where are we ?"

Lady Laura yawned.
"BOring...why is that more important than my foot rub ? Don't stop."

"Come on, baby ! Aren't you in the least interest in what lies beyond the horizon ? It's a big world out there !"

"You've been reading too many books about the Age of Discovery, bear. Next thing you'll tell me they put a on the Moon. Like that was even possible. But alright then. Get a ship. Go to Tommy's and shanghai some cats. They'll look so cute in tiny sailor uniforms. Promise them The Fountain of Milk and Honey. Go on your foolish quest, if that's your desire. Go explore strange new worlds, seek out new life and new civilisations, boldly go where no teddy bear has gone before.
And I'm not your "baby".

"Thank you, Laura ! Give me your blessing"

"You have it. Just remember something, bear..."

"What ?"

"If you go too far, you'll find out your journey ends where it began.
Think whether it's really worth it."

The Divine Cabaret of Friends of Dorothy

—- Nudist Dreamland is where you want it to be, Prof van Stápël explains to a black cat in a sailor’s outfit.

Pope Frankie is under the table and has stopped listening.

In the shadows of the dunes, Rainbow is dancing with Dirk.

Lady Laura scans the horizon.

Friday night goes into Saturday morning, April into May.

The Gentle Rush of Joe McElderry Fan Club

Public Transport: First: Yannia top 0.04% (75th in NationStates). Second: The Nude Beach top 0.09%. Third: Nelvana iii top 0.6% ... Middle: Barbilindo top 16% ... Last: Pencil Sharpeners bottom 0%

In Nudesia, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.

The Fairy Tale Kingdom of Dancing Dragons

Joe McElderry Fan Club wrote:

In Nudesia, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.

Makes perfect sense. A rich, fulfilling life in the womb. Biological memory lane. Ontogeny recapitulating phylogeny and all that. Millions of years of natural history resumed in a few months of conception, followed by the gloriously irresponsible first years of suckling, when there's someone to take care of business.
But growth will creep on you, slow and steady. And then you know the party's over.

The Republic of Nudesia

Dancing Dragons wrote:Makes perfect sense. A rich, fulfilling life in the womb. Biological memory lane. Ontogeny recapitulating phylogeny and all that. Millions of years of natural history resumed in a few months of conception, followed by the gloriously irresponsible first years of suckling, when there's someone to take care of business.
But growth will creep on you, slow and steady. And then you know the party's over.

lol, true

The Most Ancient and Noble House of Lancaster of Wessex

*waltzes in to Thomas Bahama's World Class Lounge & Casino*

GREETINGS lovelies, it's been far too long! Just popped in for a wee visit to see how my beloved staff and Lounge are doing. How's Parrot's performing, still up to par? The Barman still his usual lovable self? Busty Sal, always wonderful to see you darling! It's so nice to visit back at my old stomping grounds of ND, where the milk and honeys flow continually and no pandemic exists! I hope you're all doing amazingly well. That's a large milk and honey for everyone in the joint, Busty Sal, on the boss' tab!

And as my alter ego once used to say, keep on spinning and love one another!

Love,
Thomas aka Tommy aka matt
CEO and President/Owner, Thomas Bahama's World Class Lounge and Casino

The Divine Cabaret of Friends of Dorothy

Gracious, a visit from Tommy, how unexpected. You can’t catch us unawares. We keep the joint spic ‘n span at all times, Tommy my darling.

Happy Saturday Night !!!

The Nudist States of Yannia

Extra fireworks tonight to celebrate Labourday. Main colour: red.

The Fairy Tale Kingdom of Dancing Dragons

Friends of Dorothy wrote:Gracious, a visit from Tommy, how unexpected. You can’t catch us unawares. We keep the joint spic ‘n span at all times, Tommy my darling.

Happy Saturday Night !!!

How curious he came visit us on Labour Day... (You call him Tommy because you've known him for ages and that's lovely, but he's "My Lord Wessex" "Mr. Tommy" or "Boss" to me. I, on a first-name basis with the guv ? Unthinkable !)

Magnificent job with the fireworks. Red embers falling against a starry sky. Remembering us of the tears and the toil of those who gave everything they had for decent work conditions and an 8 hour workday.
Speaking of which, it's 8 o'clock. My turn at Tommy's starts now.

The Gentle Rush of Joe McElderry Fan Club

Safety: First: Nelvana iii top 0.09%. Second: Yannia top 0.2%. Third: Joe McElderry Fan Club top 0.6% ... Middle: Carefree Island top 13% .... Last: Pencil Sharpeners bottom 0% (17th from bottom in NationStates)

The Undead Sailor’s national animal is the ghost, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yannia, Nelvana iii, and Pabloh

The Divine Cabaret of Friends of Dorothy

Fabulous May Day fireworks Yannia !!!

I’ll be in at nine o’clock, Dancing Dragons, sweetie. I need twenty minutes for a quick cup of tea.

Happy Sunday !!!

Yannia, Dancing Dragons, and Nelvana iii

Nelvana iii

Nudist Dreamland wrote:I have been advised to remove Border Control from the WA Delegate. Apparently this invites a raid, though I don’t understand why anyone would go to those lengths.

Sorry Wadelhelpia, but of course Yannia has that power.

This is apparently what all the activity was about a couple of weeks ago.

Raiding. Totally forgot that that was a thing, and just the thought of it makes me laugh. Nudist Dreamland and Tommy's Bar, Casino Megaresort, and Organic Farm cannot be conquered, vanquished, or otherwise compromised. As it says in the description, "state of mind." So, wherever we are, we are sovereign. Na na na na na na! Ditto for Lady Laura's Finishing School for Girls, Gays, and Cats. All the globe's kittens aren't going to rear themselves.

The Divine Cabaret of Friends of Dorothy

Nelvana iii wrote:Raiding. Totally forgot that that was a thing, and just the thought of it makes me laugh. Nudist Dreamland and Tommy's Bar, Casino Megaresort, and Organic Farm cannot be conquered, vanquished, or otherwise compromised. As it says in the description, "state of mind." So, wherever we are, we are sovereign. Na na na na na na! Ditto for Lady Laura's Finishing School for Girls, Gays, and Cats. All the globe's kittens aren't going to rear themselves.

There are bad people in the world, sweetie, but we’re more than equal to them. Your analysis nails it for me.

Yannia, Dancing Dragons, and Nelvana iii

The Fairy Tale Kingdom of Dancing Dragons

Raiding a region whose founder is very much alive and kicking, God bless him ?
A region with a mighty security officer ?
The word that springs to mind is LUDICROUS
And speaking of mind,
How can they raid a state of mind ?
A place in our hearts ?
A communion of souls ?
A place that's where you we want it to be ?
"How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand ?"

The Gentle Rush of Joe McElderry Fan Club

Pizza Delivery: First: The Choir Boy top 0.08%. Second: Grave raven top 0.2%. Third: Wailing Grannies top 0.5% ... Middle: Twink Ahoy bottom 43% ... Last: Yannia bottom 0% (10th from bottom in NationStates)

In Pabloh, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.

Nelvana iii, Wadelhelpia, and Pabloh

The Divine Cabaret of Friends of Dorothy

Tuesday is Trivia Showdown Night at Tommy’s Bar

Here is your bonus question for a date with either Dirk or Sal..

How much is 2 + 2 ?

a) Whatever your religion says it is

b) Whatever your popular politician says

c) 4

The right answer is whatever it says in the Book of Answers. Busty Sal will know.

Happy Tuesday !!!

The Fairy Tale Kingdom of Dancing Dragons

Friends of Dorothy wrote:Tuesday is Trivia Showdown Night at Tommy’s Bar

Here is your bonus question for a date with either Dirk or Sal..

How much is 2 + 2 ?

a) Whatever your religion says it is

b) Whatever your popular politician says

c) 4

The right answer is whatever it says in the Book of Answers. Busty Sal will know.

Happy Tuesday !!!

You guys are smarter than me so today I brought a little friend to even things up a bit...

*puts on a wacky thinking cap*
Here we go...

*one can hear the gears grinding in DD's brain*
*Eureka moment follows, after a few minutes*

a-AH !
All answers are correct, but c) is more correct than the other two. C). The correct answer is c), precious !

I feel empowered. As infallible as a cat.
I choose Sal. We'll have a girls night out. It's gonna be wild. We'll do everything short of going Thelma & Louise.
Too bad for Barman and Friends of Dorothy, they'll have twice the workload on their hands...sorry...

The Gentle Rush of Joe McElderry Fan Club

Income equality: First: Tubercular Sky top 0.3%. Second: Loveboys top 2%. Third: Teahead Joyride top 2% ... Middle: Ever Always top 13% ... Last: The Choir Boy bottom 0% (45th from bottom in NationStates)

In Windows of the Skull, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.

The Divine Cabaret of Friends of Dorothy

Dancing Dragons, you are a winner ! The correct answer this week is c). Sal is looking forward to your girls night out.

The Gentle Rush of Joe McElderry Fan Club

Trout Fishing: First: Old gay men. Second: Indecision. Third: Discoveria II. All three are in the top 5% in NationStates. ... Middle: Macavity et grizabella bottom 44% ... Last: Pencil Sharpeners bottom 0%

In The Nude Beach, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.

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