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Uhh... we have that now. Okay. Twelve titans, Achipel, Idiocarasia, Karteria, and 1 otherReno sheriffs department |
The United Antillean Kingdom of Achipel Are you questioning the legitimacy of our government? Idiocarasia, Karteria, New united carolinas, The anarchist communist, and 1 otherReno sheriffs department |
Uh oh. I mean, never sir! *Scared laughing.* Achipel, Idiocarasia, Karteria, and New united carolinas |
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New Raleigh, Old North Province Kurtis Donnel entered the the CBI headquarters. Employees who recognized him immediately saluted as he walked passed them. Three bodyguards followed closely behind him, internally scanning every corner of the room. Kurtis walked with purpose. He emitted the feeling of power. He approached the front desk, racking the nerves of the secretary behind it. “I need to speak to Nyle.” He said. “It’s disclosed matter concerning the Republic.” The secretary was frozen. “Of course. I’ll let him know you’re coming.” She attempted to salute. “Stop. No need to Salute. Thank you.” Kurt said. “Right” she said. She opened the security doors that led to the elevator. He walked towards it, his guards following close. One stayed behind while the other two boarded the elevator with him. They silently rode to the top floor, shoulder to shoulder. Eventually, the elevator chimed and slid open, revealing a short hallway with doors leading to offices of top officials of the CBI. Kurtis walked towards the back end of the hallway, where Nyle Cardenas, the CBI director, was currently working. Kurtis knocked 4 quick times. “Honorable secretary! Come on in.” A voice said from the other side. Kurtis walked in, once again leaving a guard to stand watch outside the office. “Good to see you, Mr.Donnel.” Nyle said, reaching out to shake his hand. Kurtis returned it. “I suppose you know why I’m here?” Kurtis asked, taking a seat. Nyle opened one of the password locked file holders. “About Cullingham? Yeah, I know.” “The man is a national threat. We don't know what intel he has on the country.” Nyle pulled out one of the holographic files. “Sorry to disappoint. But unfortunately we didn’t find much.” He placed the folder on the desk for Kurtis to read. “Ever since Oopsidroppedmyrightsburg reverted back to PotaTown, he completely disappeared. Like a ghost. Don’t even know how. I have some men out there investigating the living quarters they kept him in. Its like he was never there at all.” Kurtis sighed, staring at the loosely connected notes, documents, and pictures in the file. He deactivated it and gave it back to Nyle. “The President will not be happy.” He said. Nyle shrugged. “I’ve got an entire floor dedicated to investigating this dude. He disappeared with no trace at all. We’re doing the best we can.” “Well what about his crime?” Dennis asked. Maybe you can find something there or...?” “We’re on that too, but its hard to say something definitive.” Nyle said, taking out another holographic file. He turned it on, and opened a virtual document. “This shows the provincial budget of the past 3 years he’s been in office. Pretty average for a Carolinian Province. But we had reason to believe that theres actually a percentage of money being taken out of these categories, since a lot of very important projects or funds have gone under paid, despite how carefully the budget was calculated. The first two years, it was assumed to be miscalculation. But this year, a few Appalachian treasurers realized that a sizable chunks of cash that would’ve helped with school funding, transportation, provincial internet connection had just disappeared.” “Yes...” Donnel said, staring at the graphic. “We have reason to suspect that the money is going somewhere within the charitable budget for the province.” Nyle continued, opening another virtual document. “Look at this. This is the charitable budget. Notice this one here.” He pointed at a listed charity at the bottom of the list. Donnel read carefully. ‘Henry Bonito foundation.’ “I see. What about it?” “Well, we tried checking it out, but the foundation is so obscure. It claims to be a food donation service in Boone. Its been recognized by Appalachia government, but not the federal government. It must’ve slipped under our radar. So naturally we began tracking the Appalachian expenditures, and as we could see...” he pulled up yet another virtual document, detailing the real percentages of money vs the proposed budget. A lot of that money is going to the appropriate receivers. Except theres no mention of the Henry Bonito foundation. Instead, theres an unmarked account that’s apparently located in Cymiopolis.” “Cymiopolis?” Kurtis said, a little shocked. “Yes. But thats not all. We took initiative to track his private messages through his phone plan provider. He was sending messages to a Idiocarasian number with no contact information. The phone’s owner is untraceable and theres like, nothing on it. Almost like its being used for this one purpose only.” “Whoa... they have phones in Idiocarasia?” Kurtis asked. “It shocked me too, but thats besides the point.” Nyle said, chuckling to himself. “But whats weird is that once he found out we were investigating him, he fled to Oopsidroppedmyrightsburg. Which he seemingly had no connection with... except for this note right here.” He pulled up a picture of a handwritten note they had found in the governor’s home. “Your ride has come. Run. You’re going home. “ it read. “No cameras in the area caught any cars. It was 3am when the nearby security cameras in the area shut down. This tells me he was gone by this time.” “So we have possible nations he could be in: PotaTown, Cymiopolis, or Idiocarasia?” “Thats correct. But the reason why i way we dont have much luck is that we have our forces investigating in these locations with no avail. The account isn’t actually in Cymiopolis despite its supposed location. They somehow changed its location. There was also no records of a plane landing at any airport in Cymiopolis originating from PotaTown in the only possible time frame he could’ve arrived. Not even a mention of a true identity marker. “What about Idiocarasia?” Kurtis asked. “Most planes that go to Idiocarasia never return from Idiocarasia... it’d be very stupid to go there.” “So whats left?” Kurtis asked. “See we’re not sure.” Nyle said, closing the file. All we can think of is that he was most likely smuggling money for an illegal business or institution. And he probably had accomplices working in the treasury with him. Three of them disappeared a few days after he fled.” “Hmm...” Kurtis said, deep in thought.. “Sorry Mr. Donnel. Its all we have.” Achipel, Idiocarasia, Cymiopolis, Mordusville, and 2 othersNorth italian union, and Cartel de la letra |
The Libertarian Commonwealth of Mordusville *happiness noises* Twelve titans, Achipel, Idiocarasia, Cymiopolis, and 3 othersKarteria, Reno sheriffs department, and North italian union |
The Libertarian Commonwealth of Mordusville Twelve titans, Idiocarasia, and Karteria |
Archaeological Dig Site Analysis Analysis #4: The Ship What remains of this ancient hole in the ground has been scanned, packaged, and shipped to the Centauri system for his majesty's use or to be placed in areas for public viewing. The last item that has yet to be analyzed is a ship of unknown purpose until now. The ship no longer emits power, but after checking what we could we have a decent idea of what its purpose was. We believe it was a colony ship that was retrofitted to restart the species on another world. The insides have been stripped away to allow the most basic forms of life (for humans sperm and eggs) to repopulate a planet, but due to the power lossage the cells died. The cargo bay was also stocked full of what has been named 'Calorie Packs'. These packages are stuffed with vitamins, minerals, nutrients, and the calories needed for their species for a whole day [current theory]. The ship itself is nothing special and in fact is vastly primitive compared to the rest of the complex. We will begin to take apart the ship and move it to another facility, but we believe that all knowledge gained from this has been collected. We will begin to seal the structure and place the appropriate defense and alert systems necessary to preserve the site for future usage if needed. END REPORT FINAL REPORT Idiocarasia, Cymiopolis, Mordusville, and North italian union |
Idiocarasia, Cymiopolis, New united carolinas, Mordusville, and 2 othersNorth italian union, and Cartel de la letra |
A TREATY BETWEEN THE EMPIRE OF NEW SISTONIA AND THE MOST SERENE REPUBLIC OF CYMIOPOLIS The Emperor of the Empire of New Sistonia and the Doge Andreas Mavrokordatos of the Most Serene Republic of Cymiopolis in the name of the Cymiopolitan people, in consequence of the treaty of cession of Evfrippe IVa which has been Signed this day; shall bind both governments to the following articles to regulate the cession of Said cession to that of the Most Serene Republic of Cymiopolis, have agreed to the following articles: Article I The Government of the Most Serence Republic of Cymiopolis engages to pay to the New Sistonian government in the manner Specified in the previous article the sum of One Hundred and Sixty Six trillion New Sistonian Credits. Article II For the payment of the Sum of One Hundred and Sixty Six trillion of New Sistonian Credits mentioned in the preceding article the Most Serene Republic of Cymiopolis shall adhere to the agreed rate that the Panamero of the Most Serene Republic of Cymiopolis in the present Convention shall be fixed at one and twelve hundredths New Sistonian Credits. Article III The Government of the Empire of New Sistonia shall adhere to the sovereign claim of the cession by the Most Serene Republic of Cymiopolis upon signature by both parties and shall define the sovereign territory of the cession to extend to the greatest extent of the Exobase and shall not infringe upon the sovereign territory of said cession unless at the request of the Most Serene Republic of Cymiopolis. Article IV The Most Serene Republic of Cymiopolis shall adhere to the following maritime laws laid forth by the Empire of New Sistonia as Specified in the previous article. Article V The Empire of New Sistonia shall adhere to the following maritime laws laid forth by the Most Serene Republic of Cymiopolis as Specified in Article III. Emperor Ambrose of the Empire of New Sistonia [seal] Doge Andreas Mavrokordatos [seal] Twelve titans, Achipel, Cymiopolis, and North italian union |
Most Serene Ministry of Extraterrestrial Affairs It is with great joy that we announce the expansion of our colonial empire. For the first time ever, Cymiopolitan dominion extends outside of the Solar System into interstellar space. Following the signing of a landmark deal in Septininsular City with the Empire of New sistonia, we now own Antiope (previously known as Evfrippe IVa), the moon of Evfrippe IV and a Class 13 alpine world. This is a mountainous celestial body with a nitrogen-oxygen atmosphere. Snow covers the mountaintops and frozen-over lakes dot the valleys. While the planet experiences the minimal seasonal variations, the still-liquid water beneath the frozen surface of the lakes is enough to sustain some hardy vegetation. The climate is "frozen". It is located in the class-G Evfrippe System. -Ioannis Phocas, A TREATY BETWEEN THE EMPIRE OF NEW SISTONIA AND THE MOST SERENE REPUBLIC OF CYMIOPOLIS The Emperor of the Empire of New Sistonia and the Doge Andreas Mavrokordatos of the Most Serene Republic of Cymiopolis in the name of the Cymiopolitan people, in consequence of the treaty of cession of Evfrippe IVa which has been Signed this day; shall bind both governments to the following articles to regulate the cession of Said cession to that of the Most Serene Republic of Cymiopolis, have agreed to the following articles: Article I The Government of the Most Serence Republic of Cymiopolis engages to pay to the New Sistonian government in the manner Specified in the previous article the sum of One Hundred and Sixty Six trillion New Sistonian Credits. Article II For the payment of the Sum of One Hundred and Sixty Six trillion of New Sistonian Credits mentioned in the preceding article the Most Serene Republic of Cymiopolis shall adhere to the agreed rate that the Panamero of the Most Serene Republic of Cymiopolis in the present Convention shall be fixed at one and twelve hundredths New Sistonian Credits. Article III The Government of the Empire of New Sistonia shall adhere to the sovereign claim of the cession by the Most Serene Republic of Cymiopolis upon signature by both parties and shall define the sovereign territory of the cession to extend to the greatest extent of the Exobase and shall not infringe upon the sovereign territory of said cession unless at the request of the Most Serene Republic of Cymiopolis. Article IV The Most Serene Republic of Cymiopolis shall adhere to the following maritime laws laid forth by the Empire of New Sistonia as Specified in the previous article. Article V The Empire of New Sistonia shall adhere to the following maritime laws laid forth by the Most Serene Republic of Cymiopolis as Specified in Article III. Emperor Ambrose of the Empire of New Sistonia [seal] Doge Andreas Mavrokordatos [seal]
Achipel, Idiocarasia, Mordusville, and North italian union |
I love the Pet dispatch! But I demand a correction! Stevie is a female, of course named after Stevie Nicks. And she loves being pet (Just not on the belly)and to cuddle. How dare you, Twelve titans, Idiocarasia, Karteria, Mordusville, and 1 otherNorth italian union |
"From oldest to youngest, Ili Gilayil, Gaila Ilajila, Jil Il, Ila Ilki, Igila Jilkigila, Il Ilmug, Ilaila Jil, Jikila Ilan, Ilmig Jila, Jil Ilei, Ila Ilkijil, and Jilaki Kanil, all agree to the following" The concrete bunker was awash with a riotous, fatalistic festivity. Ili Gilayil, who had been declared new speaker after an unanimous vote, sat upright atop a wooden table, the legs wobbling slightly under the weight of his boots. In a circle around him big glasses of gin and orange juice sloshed around, splashing all over, a loosely rolled joint passed from person to person spilling ashes and thin threads of tobacco. Still, his voice rose above the noise and celebration, as he kept on talking: "First, we declare the establishment of the third Council of Yymea, and us twelve as it's first parliament" Ilaila Jil cheers at this, and others follow her, including Ili Gilayil, "Our objective, as a liberating force for all of Yymea, is to topple the fascist state that is holding us all hostage. The attack on Kanije village is in two days, so remember to sober up tomorrow. That is all" Ili Gilayil rose his fist in the air, and eleven others followed. Kanije was a small, war-torn town, whose corrupt police force during the socialist republic had pushed a vast majority of it's citizens to radical political action, becoming one of the first rural areas taken over by the anarchists. During the civil war, the battle for the town lasted days, and thousands were killed, local revolutionary icons slaughtered. Nine of the third Council took to the road, dressed in tattered civilian clothes, with heavy rucksacks slung along their shoulders. They took a bus. The ride took an hour and a half. Once in the town, as everyone left the vehicle, Jil Ilei put a gun to the driver and quietly told him to go off the main road and wait. This was the escape route. A small military garrison had left the town the week before, however there were plenty supplies left over, meant to restock a larger force that would pass through the area in a few days. The town was only defended by the local militia, around 30 or 40 men, mostly unwilling to fight, and 26 members of the federal police force, who has been instructed to keep the supplies safe in the station. Poor security practices in the newly refounded Yymean police made this information quite easy to get a hold on. The police station was a bulky concrete building, built during the early years of the socialist republic. It had recently been painted over in pastel yellow and blue, the dents of almost fresh bullets searing it's sides barely noticeable. The station was on a slight elevation, built on the same spot as the seat of the colonial government of a former Indian town, destroyed during resettlement. Eight bags dropped to the ground. Ili Gilayil took out a flip phone, called Jil Ilei, let it ring twice, and hung up. The bus would come in five minutes. A quick two seconds of shuffling and the guns were out of the bags. The Black Army ran into the station. Town hours later, the Yymean state news network released a recording to their official website, TV and radio: The next day a complete report was published on print. The group responsible was identified as an anarchist terror organization of unkown size, threat or relevance. Interviews were released from the kidnapped bus driver, who had been kicked out of the vehicle as the escape began, and from both police and civilians who had seen the crime. The public never found out about the stolen supplies, which were plentiful and included expensive and dangerous weaponry, or the upcoming military manouver in the area. A bus newly painted red and green rolled gently up a mountain road. Ili Gilayil sat down on first row of seats, looking at a photograph, deep in thought. It was a photo of a man, dressed in military uniform, posing on a rock path leading to a gaping hole on the ground. Inside the mouth of the hole, poking out a tiny bit, was the nose of a massive 45 Mt Nuclear Missile. The bus lights cut through the night. Achipel, Celestiam, Idiocarasia, and North italian union |
Official message from the Royal Ministry of Colonial and Extraterrestrial Affairs After our recent expansion on 2-Pallas, we are proud to announce that Fort Pallas, the first dome settlement on the Asteroid, has been finally ultimated and is ready to host a small population of civilians. Nearby construction of a military base, a research facility and a launching station have started. With a Royal Act, approved by the Parliament and signed by the King and the Chancellor, 2-Pallas will officially be considered a Constituent State of the Union under the name of Asteroid's Space Colony of Pallas. The Colony will be ruled as a Viceroyalty. After a consultation the Electoral College has selected Lady Annalaura Rosa Minerva to rule the Viceroyalty with the title of Vicereine. She has been officially knighted by his Majesty in Milan this morning. Thank you for listening |
To: Department for Sales, Odyssey Starships, Cymiopolis To whom it may concern, Our company was very impressed by your release of Odyssey's Autolycus DR-26s. The Royal Government assured us of their great satisfaction using your products in the past, and glowingly recommended your spacecraft to our department. After reviewing product descriptions and an enlightening discussion with members of your team, we are pleased to file the following order for 20 Odyssey CR-26 aircraft, to be delivered in equal proportions on Terra, Celestial Selenia (Luna), and Encelantis (Enceladus). Attached to this letter is a bank statement from the Royal Bank of Celestiam proving we have the sufficient funds of 16 billion Panameros, that we will happily wire to any account you indicate. Expressing once again my pleasure doing business with you To: H.E The Viceroy of Miranda, Raimondo Enrico Ballarin, North italian union To Your Viceregal Excellency or his most respected deputies, The tales of your successful colonial cities on Miranda have amazed more than one and created what we believe to be a high demand for commercial service to Miranda from other points in the Solar System. Miranda's spaceport facilities, geographic location, and impressive landmarks motivate our humble request for the right to fly to and from New Verona, and the right to use New Verona as a regional hub for the Uranian orbit. We ask that you find the solicitude to grant us the appropriate letters patent, refer us to the office in charge of this, or reach back to discuss the exact terms of such an agreement. Hoping to hear back from your Excellency, |
To: Destinations Department, Celestial spacelines Esteemed Earl Baldur Sveinþórsson, Distinti Saluti, H.E. Sir R.E.Ballarin |
Twelve titans, Ventus Prime, Karteria, The anarchist communist, and 1 otherNorth italian union |
Wait....bananas were the taxes? I've been paying in noodles this entire time! Twelve titans, Cymiopolis, Karteria, Reno sheriffs department, and 1 otherNorth italian union |
The Systems Alliance of Ventus Prime (OOC: Question, is Kepler 442b claimed by anyone?) |
No |
The Systems Alliance of Ventus Prime Message from the Office of the Supreme Chancellor It is with great pleasure to announce our plan to colonize a brand new world, tentatively named Kepler 442b. We have already sent forward an exploration team to the planet and construction will begin immediately. In the next five years, we hope to call this planet our new home and our new capital. With that said, when we are ready to begin our great migration, Io will remain as both a military base and shipyard. I hope you are as excited as I am about this new future for us. Long love the Republic. Supreme Chancellor Shadow |
636 messages later, I remember that I have this nation. |