The Show Goes On: The following was broadcasted from a nation that has caused quite a national stir, and your aren't quite sure what the official name is. You see Toddtato standing in front of the desk, staring at the camera. The broken window that bears the city in the background is still, well, broken. The city seems less ablaze than it was before. The desk is clear of all toys you saw before. The desk appears to be clean and a nameplate rests on top, 'Toddtato Mashman'. "Is it- hello?"" He taps on the screen. A deep voice speaks, "Сэр, чтобы не быть неуважительным, но свет включен. Ты живешь ..." "Oh, thank you Sergei, you always were a tech savvy." He coughs with the force of a thousand winds. "I have gave myself the authority to assign leaders for the time being, until PotaTown is back up and running. My first order of business is..." He speedwalks past the camera, you hear him whispering to someone. "ᵂʰᵃᵗ ᵍᵒᵛᵉʳⁿᵐᵉⁿᵗ ᵗʸᵖᵉ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵖˡᵃᶜᵉˀ ᴵˢ ᶦᵗ ˢᵗᶦˡˡ ᵃ ᵐᵒⁿᵃʳᶜʰʸ ᵒʳ ᵈᶦᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶜʰᵃⁿᵍᵉˀ" "I don't know sir." He walks back in front of the camera. "I am the official 'Presidential High King Oligarch Chancellor Prime Minister Duke Head Chairman Supreme Leader Czar." He gasps for breath, "Did I miss any? If I did, I'm that too, I'm the leader. My first order of business will be to help get this economy out of the floor. I am reopening all of our factories so the working class make our Motherland proud! I will be scrapping that stupid trade deal our anti-pastafarian friend got himself into. I'm lifting the ban on religion, lifting bans on more laws that you probably didn't know about, I'll fax them to you later, and will begin construction on the PotaTownian Orthodox Church. I'm beginning an arms manufacturing line, destroying 74% of 58% of 91% of 99.9% of the gulags, as the traitorous scum built it over our rich and fertile farms! What a class act that guy. Now onto more business." He whistles., then reaches onto the desk and holds up a letter opener. A guard walks onto scene, he's wearing a black suit with a red tie. He smiles a the camera. "This guard posed as an ORFAN member, and helped me in a plan to... regain control of this backwards nation. Let this be a message to you all..." His hand begins to tremble "Toddtato Mashman..." He swings his arm with great force, plunging the letter opener deep into the neck of the ORFAN member. He plunges the knife into his neck again, more times, each with more force than the last. He throws the body onto the ground, then stops onto his head, you notice that Toddtato is wearing boots under his suit, they appear to have small metal spikes on the heel. "will not accept those who are traitors! Betray me and I'll make sure you won't get an open casket." He sits on the desk and begins coughing loudly and repeatedly. "Be my ally, and I'll make it worth your time. Those who wish to get into trade deals, don't be afraid to ask. I may not be the humblest of leaders, but I need your help. This has been Toddtato Mashman." The screen goes black B R O A D C A S T L O S T
Official message from the Royal Ministry of Foreign Affairs
While the violent death of Ravi Olè; has shocked our Union, we notice that PotaTown riestablished control over its own citizens rather quickly. Our nation congratulates for the return in power of Mister Mashman. We hope that your new government will be less authoritarian and isolated than the Oopsidroppedmyrightsburgian one. As an act of trust and cooperation we temporarily cancel our economic sanctions, that will be reintroduced only if new evidences of human rights abuse are confirmed. If everything goes well we'll gladly look forward for a brighter future of cooperation between our nations.
Deugaw
Deugaw
I just absolutely love the IC ignorance. Awesome, NIU.
North italian union
Anonymous pamphleteers
My nation is a puppet of someone in this region. Of whom, I will not say. But in the event of issues that need public support, this nation will be used for dispatches to gander support for a cause.
Karteria
It is common courtesy to report your puppets. If there are any real issues, it is perfectly fine for people to speak their minds or speak it through someone else we know.
Deugaw
Anonymous pamphleteers
I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request.
Reno sheriffs department
From the Office of the President of the General Asasembly: Please cast your votes for GAR#26: "On Regional Language Policy" This resolution would establish that official dispatches be printed in the English language, and provide avenues for other languages to be printed in this way.