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Cormoe wrote:

President Szef: "Yes, we've been trying to establish new nations to our bloc of relations for a period of time now."

Miko: I suppose...

Cormoe wrote:

Alright Grandpa Mexican Jones, let's get you back to bed.

NÒwÓ
*hits you with me cane*

The Eurasian Comonwealths goverment is concerned with the growth of Xeno Races on earth. The EC is now establishing a Pro Human Policy while keeping Xeno Races pleased we will not kill any off. We are putting Humanity first.

Xortica wrote:

"Maybe we don't deserve such privileges. The only reason we even have it is because the monarchy had a democracy with it upon the nation's beginning. A monarchy that has now been diverted into the nation of the Magna Commonwealth's royalty. A nation that, as far as we know, kills off democracy when it turns out wrong for them. All we wanted was the betterment of the nation under a party supported by something else helping the nation. We are not Kastellist, we just wanted a better future for our people, in the short-term."

General: “And you are willing to support Kastellism, albeit indirectly, to guarantee a few good years? I would call it selfish, but since the Kastellists want you dead too, it’s much closer to ignorance. You made a mistake, and we are more than willing to forgive you, but you obviously need a guiding hand.

I was sent here, not to take control, but to ensure that your alliance with the Magna Commonwealth, the oldest alliance you have, is still alive. But we obviously can’t let a Kastellist-supported party take power, for the good of us all. Shall we sit down and make a deal, that would of course ensure your democracy?”

Vsshtak wrote:

Miko: I'm so happy!

Rosa: "Yeah!"

Eurasia has fired 20 tungsten rods at the force shield to test our defences

They never even stretched the surface.

lauts ofs postes

We love Untecna!

North tankston empire wrote:

Ok Why are you saying that

It's nothing.

We love Untecna!

Cerata wrote:

lauts ofs postes

We love Untecna!

Hey! ur flag doesn't look Turkish!

The Blootenburg Trade Company wrote:

Hey! ur flag doesn't look Turkish!

u see, am LGBTQ corporation, buy my things now

Cerata wrote:

u see, am LGBTQ corporation, buy my things now

🏳️‍🌈~[°_°]~💰

Orange Creek wrote:

Three brandies and a soju. Didn't down them all but took good bits from each.

That's like half the body weight of an owl. Of course you got the glug oofs

The Joeanian Republic wrote:

Eurasia has fired 20 tungsten rods at the force shield to test our defences

They never even stretched the surface.

I love weapons testing, the only way to flex your military muscles and get that wartime adrenaline without bullying another nation and risking annihilation.

The Blootenburg Trade Company wrote:

🏳️‍🌈~[°_°]~💰

We just need gullibl-- er smart and LGBTQ customers to buy our products which now come with a tiny complementary rainbow flag!

Meadrin wrote:

Owlistan how drunk did you get for National Day

I didn’t know that the Philippines just had their National Day.
I wish we had one.

Henlo

Venkoyoani film studioes start making a extravagantly large and generic spy movie titled: "James Bont: Discomfort". The movie is currently undergoing filming in southern Venkoyoani Kerbin, and it is about a Cuban Missile Crisis-style 1960s alternate Venkoyo, which curiously enough is the superpower of Earth, that, after the G20,000 summit, is threatened by quote East Lebatuck end quote to place missiles in fictional San Vitenzo, a place-in for Cuba, except this crisis goes a little different as James Bont is deployed into the country to hijack the missiles. More details later.

I can use a lightsaber
I own some blade builders ones.

I cam wield a double bladed one aswell.

Cerata wrote:

It's nothing.

We love Untecna!

What did untecna do to you?

North tankston empire wrote:

What did untecna do to you?

He got me to go to war with him and got destroyed.

Eurasians military has 20% outdated weaponry.

Therefore we are removing all equipment built before 2300 effective immediately.

The Joeanian Republic wrote:

Eurasians military has 20% outdated weaponry.

Therefore we are removing all equipment built before 2300 effective immediately.

We are also introducing new fighet jets into our airforce and new starfighters

The Joeanian Republic wrote:

Eurasians military has 20% outdated weaponry.

Therefore we are removing all equipment built before 2300 effective immediately.

uh...JR, its 2377

North American Imperial State wrote:

uh...JR, its 2377

He said he's removing old weaponry, anything made before 2300.

Untecna wrote:

He said he's removing old weaponry, anything made before 2300.

huh

North American Imperial State wrote:

uh...JR, its 2377

Yes I know

20% of my equipment and tanks etc where introduced between 2200-2300.

The past 70 years I've has new equipment.