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The Stalker wrote:

Also just wanted to say thanks to all of those who voted for me in the various rounds, I really appreciate it!

It was our pleasure. :D

Hello, my darlings! Class is in session, and yes, there will be a test.

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Hey guys I am gonna try and get a new issue of Hell's Bells together to post before the end of the month, so any and all articles/submissions are welcome!

Lightning quick Easter poll!

We won't take three days to see results, unlike a certain dessert dweller who shall remain nameless.

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The Stalker wrote:

Hey guys I am gonna try and get a new issue of Hell's Bells together to post before the end of the month, so any and all articles/submissions are welcome!

Poop. That means you idiots need to beg me to grace you with my wisdom by submitting your pitiful excuses for questions.

You look thirsty.

Have a drink.

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hi

Melicorium wrote:

hi

Hello!

No matter what it is, you're probably doing it wrong.

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Are there any gingers in here? i need some souls for a new weapon i've been perfecting

The great parkguinius wrote:

Are there any gingers in here? i need some souls for a new weapon i've been perfecting

None at all. I've eaten all of the souls here.

If religion's the opiate of the masses, ready the pipe, because here we go!

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And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters:

With whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication.

So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns.

And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:

And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.

And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus: and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration.

And here is the mind which hath wisdom. The seven heads are seven mountains, on which the woman sitteth.

And there are seven kings: five are fallen, and one is, and the other is not yet come; and when he comes, he must continue a short space.

And the beast that was, and is not, even he is the eighth, and is of the seven, and goes into perdition.

I am pleased to announce Altmoras is officially recognized as a Hell Elder. He has been a resident for over three years at this point having joined January/February 2017.

He has done a lot for Hell and the Kingdom, leading the Horsemen of the Apocalypse during Nuke day event, leading us to 2nd place one year and first place last year. Has also done a lot on the tech side for the old forum and discord.

Congrats Alt, and thank you for your many contributions!

The Stalker wrote:

I am pleased to announce Altmoras is officially recognized as a Hell Elder. He has been a resident for over three years at this point having joined January/February 2017.

He has done a lot for Hell and the Kingdom, leading the Horsemen of the Apocalypse during Nuke day event, leading us to 2nd place one year and first place last year. Has also done a lot on the tech side for the old forum and discord.

Congrats Alt, and thank you for your many contributions!

Damn has it been 3 years already? I'm getting old.

This an outrage!

I demand to speak to your manager!

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Enjoy this last chance to express true love for the mother of your choosing!

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Dear Fredd,

Is it just me or is Hell getting a bit more crowded these days because of C19?

Hugs & kisses,

--Buer

Ten little Indian boys went out to dine;
One choked his little self and then there were nine.
Nine little Indian boys sat up very late;
One overslept himself and then there were eight.
Eight little Indian boys travelling in Devon;
One said he'd stay there and then there were seven.
Seven little Indian boys chopping up sticks;
One chopped himself in halves and then there were six . . .

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One little Indian boy sitting all alone,
He tied the rope around his neck and jumped and then there were none.

Yodoshi wrote:

One little Indian boy sitting all alone,
He tied the rope around his neck and jumped and then there were none.

Well, there was still a dead body.

Hello there

Saint Satan wrote:

Hello there

Oh Hai