Messages The Retired Cartographer of The Greater Western Union 1 year 319 days ago
Nooooooooooooooo wrote: how many fireworks will i hear at midnightI havent heard any and I live in tejas
I'm guessing they'll be at 7PM-12AM tonight
The CEO Of Fish of Zebruski 1 year 319 days ago
Very quiet here...well to the americans advance or belated happy fourth of july.
Yazakhastan 1 year 318 days ago
A belated congratulations to our tsar for Stabilizing the office of WA and returning the monarchy to its rightful place in the government
Yazakhastan 1 year 318 days ago Edited
If I had been elected PM I would have already passed 5 of my promised reforms. The electoral process is too slow, we need a government that makes important changes without a quorum. Democracy is overrated on NS.
The CEO Of Fish of Zebruski 1 year 318 days ago
Yazakhastan wrote: If I had been elected PM I would have already passed 5 of my promised reforms. The electoral process is too slow, we need a government that makes important changes without a quorum. Democracy is overrated on NS. The yazakhastan grindset
Yazakhastan 1 year 318 days ago
My country is facing an obesity problem 9% of my population is obese, that is 414,000,000 obese people. Thus begins the war on Obesity
The Rat Merchants of Ferneus 1 year 318 days ago
Ethics committee of the scpf wrote: Me and Rome want to start a big war, we just need others in.I actually just want somebody to head to the new world in the Fantasy RP so I can actually RP those NPC nations I put so much time into.
Yazakhastan 1 year 318 days ago
Ferneus wrote: I actually just want somebody to head to the new world in the Fantasy RP so I can actually RP those NPC nations I put so much time into.My pony nation settled a colony there.
The Rat Merchants of Ferneus 1 year 318 days ago
Yazakhastan wrote: My pony nation settled a colony there. I don't really remember anybody taking you seriously about that though.
Yazakhastan 1 year 318 days ago Edited
If I had been elected PM, the WA issue would've already been solved through the Emergency Protocol Bill. Here is what I would've done. 1. Lock Down Region 2. Threaten immediate Banjection to anyone who did not endorse me 3. Once the endorsement quota was met unlock the region
The République Barltave of Barlyy 1 year 318 days ago Konglomera
Yazakhastan wrote: If I had been elected PM, the WA issue would've already been solved through the Emergency Protocol Bill. Here is what I would've done. 1. Lock Down Region 2. Threaten immediate Banjection to anyone who did not endorse me 3. Once the endorsement quota was met unlock the regionUnnecessary authoritarian ""precautions"" don't fix anything.
Yazakhastan 1 year 318 days ago
Barlyy wrote: Unnecessary authoritarian ""precautions"" don't fix anything.certain things Barl E. Loaves, require a firm hand and a strong will in order to be achieved. I would've protected the sacred words of the constitution at all cost, even if certain actions were considered, "Authoritarian"
The République Barltave of Barlyy 1 year 318 days ago Konglomera
Yazakhastan wrote: certain things Barl E. Loaves, require a firm hand and a strong will in order to be achieved. I would've protected the sacred words of the constitution at all cost, even if certain actions were considered, "Authoritarian" Laissez faire, laissez passer. The region will reach equilibrium and all we have to do is wait. Locking the region doesn't help in any way, and threating to ban people because of an issue which will be fixed in no more than a week is ridiculous.
The CEO Of Fish of Zebruski 1 year 318 days ago
I'm bore...going to form the Swedish empire.
Arisyan 1 year 318 days ago
Yazakh's politics are more fluid than water.
Yazakhastan 1 year 318 days ago Edited
Barlyy wrote: Laissez faire, laissez passer. The region will reach equilibrium and all we have to do is wait. Locking the region doesn't help in any way, and threating to ban people because of an issue which will be fixed in no more than a week is ridiculous.Good point. Deeted by facts and logic I am
Yazakhastan 1 year 318 days ago
Sorianora why did you vote Nay for the amendment? It is a good amendment.
Nooooooooooooooo 1 year 318 days ago Karanlik Yollar
Yazakhastan wrote:Sorianora why did you vote Nay for the amendment? It is a good amendment. Because he wants to keep me from committing puppet fraud >:(
Nooooooooooooooo 1 year 318 days ago Karanlik Yollar
Barlyy wrote: Laissez faire, laissez passer. laissez passant!!!
Dollystana 1 year 318 days ago Karanlik Yollar
Baloo Kingdom wrote: Because I needed to make a new dispatch:Hello and welcome, my friends, to the Official Callistan Dictionary of Words and Phrases! Here you may find the meanings and intentions behind some of the more unique things said on the regional message board of Callista . This dictionary is public and additions or changes can be made to it with a request (requests are subject to my approval). Well, as always, enjoy! Code:
N = Noun
V = Verb
A = Adjective
E = Exclamation
Single Terms
- infant (N, A): Meaning baby-like in action or opinion; to be used as an insult to those with high-pitched voices or contrary opinions.
ex. “Even that Nicholas guy is less of an infant than you.”
- loos{ing}{er} (N, A): Indicating the same as the proper English spelling “loser”; taken from the Petrosyan Copypasta.
ex. “Nooooooooooooooo is the biggest looser I have ever seen in my life!”
- heck (E): Exclamation indicating frustration or ironic anger; taken from Baloo Kingdom ’s refusal to swear.
ex. “heck.”
- tsimp{ing} (N, A, E, V): A derogatory term for being loyal to the Tsar Sorianora ; evolution of “simp”.
ex. “Ethics committee of the scpf is such a tsimp…”
- spamn{ing} (N, V): Devolution of “spam” indicating useless posts; merge of “d*mn” and “spam”.
ex. “I’m tired of this spamn!”
- heh (E): Exclamation indicating amusement or some amount of regard; used ironically as a comment.
ex. “heh.”
- ah (E): Exclamation indicating acknowledgement or satisfaction; used ironically as a response to information.
ex. “ah.”
- Tsarist (N, A): Indicates someone who is a member of the Tsarist, New Tsarist, or Constitutional Tsarist Party.
ex. “The Tsarists were collected into the Constitutional Tsarist Party.”
- Baloo{ism}{ite} (N, A): Indicates someone who is a member of the Baloominati Party; often generalized to refer to any related idea.
ex. “Balooism was the primary ideology in Callista during 2021.”
- ploopy (N, A, E): Exclamation indicating rebellion or dissent towards a statement; taken from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid book series.
ex. “Dominioan is a ploopy.”
- snas undertael (E): Exclamation indicating humor or disregard for information given; devolution of “sans undertale”.
ex. “snas undertael is my favorite.”
- turk{ey}{ies} (A, E): Indicating disregard or ignorance; often paired with “ploopy” and “snas undertale” as a rhetoric.
ex. “I am Head Justice you turkies!!!”
- sleepy (A, N, E): Indicating a lack of activity or response to a catalyst; derived from Donald Trump’s use of “sleepy” as a pretitle for Joe Biden.
ex. “Sleepy Arisyan !”
- danby {swanton} (N, E): An exclamation or title used to indicate attractiveness or appreciation.
ex. “Nooooooooooooooo is Danby Swanton.”
- FTFY (E): Stands for Fixed That For You; meant to be paired with the edit of a claim made by another person.
ex. “[Baloo is a Balooser] to [FTFY: Baloo is Baloord of all]
Phrases
- “Are you kidding ???”: Derived from the beginning of the Petrosyan Copypasta; used as a retort to undesired information.
- “clown, nameless”: Used as a derogatory term for someone without acclaim or success; derived from an unnamed copypasta.
- “Charisma God”: Used to indicate a person of incredible charisma and charm; originally used as a self-description of Barlyy .
- “Liers will kicked off…”: Delivered as such an “amen” would be delivered, affirming an opinion; taken from the end of the Petrosyan Copypasta.
- “JUST RESIGN”: A rhetoric meant to be shouted in response to a political shortcoming; taken from former Prime Minister Mathuvan union ’s demand for resignation.
- “Remember what you say about <blank>!”: An adaptable phrase used to remind an opponent about their false past claims; taken from the Petrosyan Copypasta.
- “<blank> is nobody for me.”: An adaptable phrase used to denote a lack of care for an individual; taken from the Petrosyan Copypasta.
- “<blank> is always play fair!”: An adaptable phrase used to highlight the greatness of the user; taken from the Petrosyan Copypasta.
- “So sad!”: A retort used as comedic sympathy; derived from the typical one-word endings of Trump tweets.
- “Uncentrist and banned!”: Used to destroy an opening with the truth.
- “<blank> DESTROYED by FACTS and LOGIC”: An adaptable phrase used to further demoralize an opponent with facts.
- “Literally 1984”: A phrase used to counteract authoritarianism and totalitarianism by calling it out.
Read dispatch
Where is Mc Mc mc, Literally 1984, and Danby Swanton
Yazakhastan 1 year 318 days ago
I will not sleep until tri-partisanship is achieved, I will not eat, I will not RP, I will not vote! until tri-partisanship is achieved.
Nooooooooooooooo 1 year 318 days ago Edited Karanlik Yollar
Dollystana wrote: Where is Mc Mc mc, Literally 1984, and Danby SwantonMc Mc mc is not exactly a phrase that people say all the time, same with danby. Literally 1984 though should be in there. Danby could fit into the wordbook however
Yazakhastan 1 year 318 days ago Edited
Yazakhastan wrote: I will not sleep until tri-partisanship is achieved, I will not eat, I will not RP, I will not vote! until tri-partisanship is achieved.Callista Now! will be represented in the new government!
Dollystana 1 year 318 days ago Karanlik Yollar
Nooooooooooooooo wrote: Mc Mc mc is not exactly a phrase that people say all the time, same with danby. Literally 1984 though should be in there. Danby could fit into the wordbook howeverMc Mc mc literally has its own region