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Note: Please contact Retro Lyra with all questions and requests, not this nation.

I wish to serve all members here well in a modest service. I will give all here a free puppet nation, and if you contact Retro Lyra, you'll get the puppet of your dreams. I also wish to possibly enlist a few to practice a new method I have for regional population domination: puppet flooding. Please consider both opportunities. Also, the region advertised is not asking you to move to there. Puppet flooding can be done without giving us your main nation. Rest assured, I am not here to steal your natives, founder.

I want a free puppet.
You do, do you? Good to hear! Visit this region right here: The Imperial Palace of Fandom. Browse the many puppets and choose one you like. Make sure it has "RL" in its motto; that means it's the property of Retro Lyra. Contact Rlyra; she'll give you the nation's password. After you log in to the puppet and change the password (and hopefully add your email in case the nation tries to CTE), it's all yours. Simple as that! A two puppets per player maximum.

Puppet flooding sounds interesting. I would like to try.
Excellent! So far I only have a few people practicing this method with me. Puppet flooding is creating as many puppets as you can in a short period of time (or long, if you wish, though speed is the name of the game) and moving them all to one region to bump up population. Of course, it's ultimate downfall is CTEing (unless you login to them at random and revive them, but you probably don't want to go through so many puppets), but my solution to that is this: vacation mode, making more puppets after they disappear, and the simplest solution of all, iMacros for Chrome users.

Do you know why The Imperial Palace has so many nations? They're all the puppets of three members who are trying to challenge the populations of the feeder/sinker regions. I know what you're thinking. Impossible, right? With only three nations creating these puppets, it is. But with you helping? No! We want you to help us practice this method with The Imperial Palace of Fandom. Apply to Retro Lyra.

Have a nice day!

You mean your presence?

Indeed so.

But you're gone now.

Drinks all around.

A los vivos y a los muertos. Salúd.

There's gonna be hell to pay when they thaw out uncle Disney.

Drinking vodka with apple juice. Don't let this region die!

Pinot noir this AM, maybe some vodka PM. Salúd.

“You cannot be a socialist and an imperialist. You cannot, as Bernie Sanders has done, support the Obama administration’s wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, Pakistan, Somalia and Yemen and be a socialist. You cannot, as Sanders has done, vote for military appropriations bills, including every bill and resolution that empowers and sanctions Israel to carry out its slow-motion genocide of the Palestinian people, and be a socialist. And you cannot laud, as Sanders has done, military contractors because they bring jobs to your state. Sanders may have the rhetoric of inequality down, but he is a full-fledged member of the Democratic Caucus, which kneels before the war industry and their lobbyists.” — Chris Hedges.

RIP Medax.

I know..but vodka and godamn apple juice?

Les voy a meter una catarata de chingasos.

Juega. Y chingazos es con zeta, guey {DDDD

Hey, Zornig schwert! Just stopping in as I make my way around the world! *cracks open a beer*

Bon voyage, amigo.

Ya ví lo que hiciste.

"What is wrong with our culture is that it offers us an inaccurate conception of the self. It depicts the personal self as existing in competition with and in opposition to nature. When we destroy our environment, we are destroying what is in fact our larger self. The notion of the personal self in competition with nature is a delusion".
---Freya Matthew

Zornig schwert wrote:

"What is wrong with our culture is that it offers us an inaccurate conception of the self. It depicts the personal self as existing in competition with and in opposition to nature. When we destroy our environment, we are destroying what is in fact our larger self. The notion of the personal self in competition with nature is a delusion".
---Freya Matthew

Ol' Ed would be proud. Earth effing First!

Wolfmen wrote:

Ol' Ed would be proud. Earth effing First!

Hayduke says hola, cabronas.

Zappa wrote:

Hayduke says hola, cabronas.

The REAL Gee Dubya.