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The deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts".

The almightily dollar wrote:

The deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts".

What happened to get this outcome?

Me cool nation wrote:

What happened to get this outcome?

Trust Closed Captions when dealing with the deaf

Many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed.

Both criminals and civilians are DOA.

Prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments.

The new Gadsden's Snake Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls.

I am going to move elsewere. see ya

I've got 3 Billion population, yay! :)

Actually, I have over 15 billion and my main has over 41 billion.

Hello, You Have Been Featured, Congratulations!

As a train pulls into the Aeyrgia train station, an announcement is made.

*Now arriving at Aeyrgia station on Track 1, is The Featured Region Express to [Insert next featured region.] The train conductor Kai would also like to congratulate this region on being featured. Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train.*

When entering the station, the train gives a horn show, which sounds like someone is saying, "Congrats on being featured."

The train stops at the platform, and opens its doors, waiting until the next region is featured to depart from the Aeyrgia station to the next station.

Region Score (What Class would I let you sit in on the train, based on my liking of the region): Coach Class

Congratulations on your featuredness.

HOOOOOOOOOOONK! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!! The MV Feature Cruise has arrived at Aeyrgia! Welcome aboard! Wow, nice idea you got there! The MV Feature Cruise will depart when next region gets featured.

*hop hop hop*

Congrats on being featured! Anyone seen a carrot?

Life's all about rainbows, glitter, being featured, and unicorns!

Congrats on being featured!! Anyone want some pizza?

Hello
Congratulations on getting featured
I'll stay here for a while

Who is the featured region? It is you!
Congratulations on being featured on behalf of Soviet Yoshilandia.

BeliCruise LTD. has been notified of a severe delay in FECR-330's schedule. Sailing to next featured region. Thanks!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!
*MV Feature Cruise departs from the cruise port of Aeyrgia*

Whoa, this region is 2 years old. Time flies when you're having fun

Blessed be the return of my nation and for the region it resides. What was once a prosperous, thriving region will be again

Believe it or not, there was once a map for this region. As WA Delegate once again, I plan on restoring this region to at least a fraction of what it once was. Expect a map to be out later this week to claim a spot

Believe it or not, I found the original map to this region! It can be found right there in the World Factbook Entry! One click will take you right there! If you'd like to claim a spot on the map, telegram me your top three spots from most wanted to least and I'll get you slotted in. Refer to Article II of the Constitution for rules and telegram me any questions. Peace

2 days 14 hours ago: Asheem's influence in Aeyrgia rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
2 days 20 hours ago: Asheem voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend One Small Island"".
2 days 20 hours ago: Asheem voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Police Accountability Act".
2 days 20 hours ago: Asheem changed its national leader to "Pontifex Puissant".
2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Asheem, Pontifex Puissant has just been declared ruler of Asheem in an international press conference.
2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Asheem, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
2 days 20 hours ago: Asheem was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise"

12 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Asheem, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
12 minutes ago: Asheem was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Right-wing Utopia".
13 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Asheem, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises.
15 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Asheem, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper.
19 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Asheem, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
20 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Asheem, crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits.

Whoa! We were raided. Very cool. First featured, now raided. Crazy