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An island near the harjanikan coast is used as a kejwic military base and missile test field Krystalveil and The socialist dictatorship of potatostan |
Yes? That actually happened, Keswickholt. Krystalveil and The socialist dictatorship of potatostan |
He already knows you’re a clown calm down. Krystalveil, Haivon, and The socialist dictatorship of potatostan |
And ATA is the circus I lead. Right. Krystalveil and The socialist dictatorship of potatostan |
I’m the dude who puts his head in the lions mouth and somehow punches it in the eye without being eaten. Krystalveil, Haivon, and The socialist dictatorship of potatostan |
Glad to see the crew assemble. Krystalveil and The socialist dictatorship of potatostan |
The Trans-Ascendant Empyrea of The Galactic American Imperium |
Can I be the over depressed clown that never comes out of the tent because he would go insane and throw kids? Haivon and The socialist dictatorship of potatostan |
Can I be that guy that is part of an act and does absolutely nothing Haivon, The Galactic American Imperium, and The socialist dictatorship of potatostan |
The Trans-Ascendant Empyrea of The Galactic American Imperium Hey that’s me. Haivon, The socialist dictatorship of potatostan, and Reformed imperis |
Who would I be? Haivon and The socialist dictatorship of potatostan |
And me irl. Haivon, The Galactic American Imperium, and The socialist dictatorship of potatostan |
The Centurion states of Trima of Porymonia Be gay, throw kids |
*Harjanikan military ships surround the island* East Cashinamasian and The socialist dictatorship of potatostan |
#Approved |
#Motivational words to live by |
Always :3 Can we test there too |
They're our enemy btw SaneSauceLand and The socialist dictatorship of potatostan |
The socialist dictatorship of potatostan Crazy alternate history of the world I made The gods teach agriculture to men [CHANGED] Foundation of the first cities [UNCHANGED] Wheel discovery [UNCHANGED] The Sumerians sacrifice 1000 men during the great drought [CREATED] Humans develop a common written language [CHANGED] Construction of the Great Ball of Cheops [CHANGED] La Grande Boule de Kheops roule sur Thèbes [CREATED] Hammurabi establishes controlled democracy [CHANGED] Early Iron Age [UNCHANGED] The Nile pushes the Great Ball of Cheops into the sea [CREATED] Creation of a great Mediterranean civilization [CHANGED] Greek democracy marks the beginning of a 300 year Pax Hellena [CREATED] Foundation of Rome, future capital of the Hellenic republic [CHANGED] The Roman Empire subdues Greece and the tribes of Europe [CREATED] Prince Siddartha Gautama is mysteriously kidnapped [CHANGED] Birth of Confucius [UNCHANGED] The Roman Empire subdues the tribes of North Africa [CREATED] Hinduism extends to China [CREATED] Pericles abolishes slavery [CREATED] Religious wars of wheat between China and India [CREATED] The Roman Empire crushes Alexander the Great in Babylon and conquers the Middle East [CHANGED] Collapse of Greek civilization [CREATED] The Roman Empire subdues the Qin Emperor and China [CHANGED] The Mediterranean Empire merges with China [CREATED] Birth of Jesus and birth of Christianity [CHANGED] Crusades of the Bread of Jesus and destruction of Jerusalem [CREATED] Christianity weakens the Roman Empire [CREATED] Civil and religious war followed by the fall of the Roman Empire [CREATED] Wars between Christians and Hindus throughout Europe [CREATED] Fragmentation of the Mediterranean Empire [CREATED] The city of Eleutheria is built on the Great Ball of Cheops [CREATED] Burning of the great library in Rome [CREATED] Charles Martel begins his great campaign to conquer the world [CHANGED] Siege of Damascus and fall of the Caliphate [CREATED] Election of Charlemagne by universal suffrage in France [CHANGED] China is developing guns [CHANGED] Christianity is spreading in India [CREATED] Vikings colonize Iceland and discover America [UNCHANGED] The Holy Franco Syrian Empire conquers Central Asia [CREATED] 1st Civil War in China, 1/3 of the population is killed [CREATED] William the Wise begins his reign at the head of England [CHANGED] Bologna founds 1st university [UNCHANGED] Great Evangelical Crusade in Asia and Africa [CHANGED] Regulation of firearms in China [CREATED] The Kingdom of England knows its Pax Mirabilis, a period of peace and prosperity of 120 years [CREATED] Construction of the great cathedral of Angkor Wat [CHANGED] The Holy Empire subdues Ethiopia and dominates the peoples of Africa [CREATED] The Empire of Japan gives way to a democratic republic [CHANGED] Genghis Khan gets crushed by the Chinese army [CHANGED] Signature of the Magna Charta [UNCHANGED] The Khanate of Mongolia seizes Warsaw, Paris and London [CREATED] The Kingdom of England conquers the Kingdom of France [CREATED] Marco Polo brings back guns from China [CHANGED] China revolts against Mongolia and conquers it while Mongolian troops are in the West [CREATED] Fall of the Mongol Empire [CREATED] The Inti Sun God gives the Incas the science of the Oceans [CHANGED] The Black Death is countered by intensive religious agriculture [CHANGED] The Renaissance [UNCHANGED] The Inca Empire arrives in Australia and founds Culza, its capital [CREATED] The Inca Empire built The City of Uluru Gold [CHANGED] Gutenberg's invention of printing [UNCHANGED] Constantinople capital of the Holy Empire, dominate the world [CHANGED] Christopher Columbus discovers America [UNCHANGED] Vasco de Gama opens the road to India [UNCHANGED] Beginning of the slave trade [UNCHANGED] Global explosion in the slave trade [CHANGED] European commercial fleets are devastated [CREATED] Protestantism refutes the idea of a peasant God [CHANGED] Suleiman the Magnificent becomes president of the Ottoman republic [CHANGED] Magellan goes around the Atlantic without finding the Sea Monster [CHANGED] French Revolutionary War [CREATED] Heliocentric Model of Copernicus [UNCHANGED] The Spanish Armada reigns over the seas [CHANGED] Pentagonal slave trade between America and China [CREATED] Shakespeare writes Hamlet's eggs and makes the world laugh [CHANGED] Jamestown becomes capital of the slave nation America [CHANGED] Galileo discovers the rotation of the earth [UNCHANGED] America's slave army subdues the Amerindian nation [CREATED] The civil war in England ends in laughter [CHANGED] Construction of Christ the Redeemer of the Taj Mahal [CHANGED] The Vatican settles in India [CREATED] Control of the steam engine [UNCHANGED] The Ottoman Empire conquers India [CHANGED] Isaac Newton writes the Principia Mathematica [UNCHANGED] The Ottoman Empire conquers Indonesia [CREATED] Birth of the comic movement [CREATED] The Inca Empire repels European settlers in Australia [CREATED] The pope declares slavery compatible with the Catholic way [CREATED] Industrial Revolution [UNCHANGED] The Tea Party in Boston leads to the fury of England and the landing of its troops in America [CHANGED] England mate the American separatists [CHANGED] The days of blood: the slave revolt in America is put down [CREATED] France establishes the universal basic income [CHANGED] Medical Revolution and Demographic Transition [UNCHANGED] Arrival of rail transport [UNCHANGED] Haiti becomes the crossroads of the slave trade [CHANGED] Slave Revolution and Foundation of Haiti [UNCHANGED] Nelsonian Wars [CHANGED] Declaration of the rights of the slave [CHANGED] The Yoruba Empire unifies the nations of Africa [CREATED] Independence of the Spanish colonies in South America [UNCHANGED] The Last Laugh: Epidemic of laughs in the world [CREATED] Invention of the telegraph [UNCHANGED] La Sad Censorship : comedies are prohibited and most books burned [CREATED] The communist manifesto is adopted by all democracies [CHANGED] France becomes communist [CREATED] Charles Darwin publishes the origin of species [UNCHANGED] Alabama becomes the first state to be ruled by a slave [CHANGED] Emperor Meiji brings down the democratic republic of Japan [CHANGED] Creation of the Suez Canal [UNCHANGED] British Revolution, the United Kingdom becomes communist [CREATED] Invention of the cordless telephone [CHANGED] Creation of the Internet [CHANGED] The African nations found the African Proletarian Alliance [CHANGED] Women's Struggle for the Right to Vote [UNCHANGED] Discovery of X-rays [UNCHANGED] Creation of Twitter, which will regulate international politics [CREATED] A third of the human population is enslaved [CREATED] Flight of the 1st plane [UNCHANGED] Opening of the Inca Empire to the world [CREATED] Russia colonizes Japan, which becomes Kyushu Oblast [CHANGED] Albert Einstein discovers E=MC2 [UNCHANGED] World War I [UNCHANGED] Russian Revolution [UNCHANGED] The Spanish Flu Spreads Around the World [UNCHANGED] Adolf Hitler founds the German National Communist Party [CHANGED] 1st interstellar communication with extraterrestrial power [CHANGED] Russia brings peace to the Chinese civil war, and transforms China into the Zhōngguó Oblast [CHANGED] Communism becomes the 1st world ideology, shared by more than 2 billion people [CREATED] 1929 flight: the financial markets begin an exponential growth curve [CHANGED] The Nazi party is declared illegal in Germany and is dissolved [CREATED] Opening of the stock market: we can now exchange any good [CREATED] Hitler published The Lebensraum Thread on Twitter, causing an increase in international tensions [CREATED] War on growth between Europe and America [CHANGED] Capitalist America launches an ideological anti-communist crusade [CREATED] Creation of the International Stock Market Council [CHANGED] The United Kingdom mate the independence of India [CHANGED] The Proletarian Spring: America and Russia are trying to establish communism in all other nations [CHANGED] The human stock market: each human has its own stock market quantification [CREATED] America becomes an irradiated area, Washington moved the Resilience Aircraft Carrier [CREATED] The West of Russia becomes uninhabitable and the population takes refuge in Siberia [CREATED] Discovery of DNA [UNCHANGED] Surrender of Western forces [CREATED] The Pact of Paris, on nuclear disarmament, is torn apart by the Russian authorities [CREATED] Truman becomes the 1st communist president of America [CREATED] The Proletarian Spring modernizes all of South East Asia and Vietnam, which becomes workers' paradise [CHANGED] Voyna flight, nuclear launch platform in orbit [CHANGED] Invention of the microchip [UNCHANGED] Diffusion of the contraceptive pill [UNCHANGED] Connection of humanity to the great galactic internet [CHANGED] The stock system shares the solar system [CREATED] Destruction of Voyna by the Appolo mission - Beginning of space wars [CREATED] China now owns 51% of the moon and begins a space program to conquer [CREATED] Pax Atomica: Europe forcibly imposes a peace treaty between East and West [CREATED] Thanks to the Galactic Wikipedia, humanity is building a large ship to colonize Proxima of the Centaur [CREATED] American takeover bid to buy all the Chinese, to reclaim the moon [CREATED] Israel installs a base on the Great Ball of Cheops [CREATED] South Africa accepts the liberation of slaves for good behavior [CHANGED] Neo-comic reborn through television series [CREATED] The Big Ball of Cheops is destroyed by a Turkish bombardment [CREATED] Fat Gerkhin, 1st extraterrestrial tourist, arrives on earth [CREATED] Launch of the Earth 2 space program, to flee an increasingly irradiated earth [CREATED] Al Qaida destroys the Karl Marx towers of the workers' city of Manhattan [CHANGED] 1st laughter from neo-comic series [CREATED] Bill Gates owns 51% of humanity and 32% of the solar system [CREATED] International bloody wars of the series [CREATED] |