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1st Epitome United RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Khaganate of Thialrer (elected )

Founder: The Khatunate of Khazar Lechia

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 670th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 720th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 721st+21
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 903rd Most Devout: 1,087th Nudest: 1,170th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,324th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,469th Most Nations: 1,518th Most Developed: 1,591st Most Cultured: 1,662nd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,750th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,791st Largest Governments: 1,887th Highest Average Incomes: 1,909th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,949th Longest Average Lifespans: 1,964th Most Subsidized Industry: 2,020th Healthiest Citizens: 2,036th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,045th Largest Black Market: 2,186th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,338th Most Efficient Economies: 2,356th Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,543rd
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This is the 1st Epitome United

This region is very diverse. Founded by nomads, settled by many. It is centered around The Epitomic Sea, with the klocian land departing it from the ocean in the north.


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1st Epitome United contains 11 nations, the 1,518th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Developed in 1st Epitome United

The World Census compiles a "Human Development Index" by measuring citizens' average life expectancy, education, and income.

As a region, 1st Epitome United is ranked 1,591st in the world for Most Developed.

1.The High Kingdom of CieleardaDemocratic Socialists“Céad Míle Fáilte”
2.The Queendom of Royalist DeyestMother Knows Best State“Ich bin zurück und niemand kann mich wieder wegbringen”
3.The Holy Empire of Kievo RusIron Fist Consumerists“All Slavs United in Purity and Holiness”
4.The Proletarian Republic of MantesaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Workers of the world, unite!”
5.The Khatunate of Khazar LechiaFather Knows Best State“Khan Tengri Mangi!”
6.The Khaganate of ThialrerInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Veritas vos liberabit”
7.The Federal Provinces of DorslaLiberal Democratic Socialists“If we preserve, we shall prevail.”
8.The Armed Republic of Free KeltiaLiberal Democratic Socialists“United by labour! United by strenght!”
9.The Glorious People's Utopia of Blessed HyrkaniaIron Fist Consumerists“You have nothing to lose but your chains”
10.The National Interregnum of TahiriesCorrupt Dictatorship“[No info available]”
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Last poll: “Which of the following events eould you like in the roleplay first?”

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The Queendom of Royalist Deyest

Free Keltia wrote:"I've got no clue. Haven't heard from him in ... months I think. But I know he's at the wedding, so I guess he must be doing well.
About that, I have to write a personal message to Qirka on why I didn't attend. What's a good excuse?"

She thinks for a moment, "Something with the people... uhh... you were... dealing with outer city villages about complaints about fairness from those in the city. Something along those lines, and that... it's taken up most of your week?" She offers up.

The Armed Republic of Free Keltia

Royalist Deyest wrote:She thinks for a moment, "Something with the people... uhh... you were... dealing with outer city villages about complaints about fairness from those in the city. Something along those lines, and that... it's taken up most of your week?" She offers up.

"Sounds good, I'll get on that after you've le...
Wait, how exactly are you going to leave unnoticed? There'll most likely be press outside of the house.
I think your only option is climbing through the back garden again."

The Queendom of Royalist Deyest

Free Keltia wrote:"Sounds good, I'll get on that after you've le...
Wait, how exactly are you going to leave unnoticed? There'll most likely be press outside of the house.
I think your only option is climbing through the back garden again."

"Dare I say, I did come in through the front second story window. No window restrainer." she says, with a shrug. "But I'd rather not be caught with camera's in my face. Through the back it is then." she giggles under her breath slightly, possibly of a dirty joke she made in her head.

"I assume this won't be our last... 'meeting' then?" She asks, looking around for where she had thrown her bra from last night.

The Armed Republic of Free Keltia

Royalist Deyest wrote:"Dare I say, I did come in through the front second story window. No window restrainer." she says, with a shrug. "But I'd rather not be caught with camera's in my face. Through the back it is then." she giggles under her breath slightly, possibly of a dirty joke she made in her head.

"I assume this won't be our last... 'meeting' then?" She asks, looking around for where she had thrown her bra from last night.

"Well, if you insist." he winks at Yuri.

"I could visit your palace in Deyest when tensions are a bit lower.
I'll help you get out of the window, for now."

When Yuri back in the garden again, ready to sneak away from Cailleach, she looks up at Ciarán hanging out of the window.

"I'll see you soon. Let me know if you've gotten home safely!"

The Queendom of Royalist Deyest

Free Keltia wrote:"Well, if you insist." he winks at Yuri.

"I could visit your palace in Deyest when tensions are a bit lower.
I'll help you get out of the window, for now."

When Yuri back in the garden again, ready to sneak away from Cailleach, she looks up at Ciarán hanging out of the window.

"I'll see you soon. Let me know if you've gotten home safely!"

She moves her arms in disbelief, before mouthing 'I won't at this rate if you keep yelling!'

Her hood is already up, but Ciarán can still see her smile and wink from above before blowing an over-dramatic kiss with a smirk on her face. Then, she finally leaves, disappearing through the back, not showing her face once more and vanishing out of the Capital with more memories than she intended to carry on the way home...

The Armed Republic of Free Keltia

Tag: Khazar Lechia

Ciarán lets a written letter be delivered to Qirka.

"Dear Qirka Mściboża Saraj Bulan

Even though it has been too long since we last met, I am sadly unable to attend your lovely wedding.
Aside from the daily burdens of leading Free Keltia, the current international tensions take up too much of my time to have the privilege of experiencing this wonderful event.

For example, last night, my mind was occupied with international affairs. I'm sure you agree that can be very intense and tiring.
At this moment, my energy is focused on a temporary issue in the management of Cailleach.

I wish you all the best, and I will be delighted to celebrate when I have more time on my hands.
Do visit Cailleach when you have the chance, my cabinet and I shall make sure your visit will be delightful.

With sincere admiration and happiness,

Ciarán O'Connell."

The Khatunate of Khazar Lechia

Free Keltia wrote:Tag: Khazar Lechia

Ciarán lets a written letter be delivered to Qirka.

"Dear Qirka Mściboża Saraj Bulan

Even though it has been too long since we last met, I am sadly unable to attend your lovely wedding.
Aside from the daily burdens of leading Free Keltia, the current international tensions take up too much of my time to have the privilege of experiencing this wonderful event.

For example, last night, my mind was occupied with international affairs. I'm sure you agree that can be very intense and tiring.
At this moment, my energy is focused on a temporary issue in the management of Cailleach.

I wish you all the best, and I will be delighted to celebrate when I have more time on my hands.
Do visit Cailleach when you have the chance, my cabinet and I shall make sure your visit will be delightful.

With sincere admiration and happiness,

Ciarán O'Connell."

Qirka responds in an e-mail:
"Dear Ciarán O'Connell

I hope you will be happy with Yuri, since you are capable of fulfilling her sexual desires, which I was not, as well as keeping her company after your term ends.

I was informed that Yuri visited you and I was informed on everything that happened there. Do not worry I am neither the only one to know, nor the one to care.

I very much hope that one day you learn that honesty is better than sweet lies and that Yuri will be a good soulmate for you.

Sincerely,
Khatun Qirka Mściboża Saraj Bulan"

The Glorious People's Utopia of Blessed Hyrkania

Khazar Lechia wrote:"OK ALL YOU HEREGATSI BOORCHAM! ON THE FLOOR ALL OF YOU AND TURN THE CAMERAS IN THE OUTPOST BACK ON, OR I'LL NUKE YOU ALL IN THERE! DON'T THINK I CARE AT ALL ABOUT MY GUESTS BEING THERE!" she starts right off the bat... Enforcers all, like a single man fall down to the ground...

"Good... I see one of you is still standing..." she refers to some enforcer who is not seen by the guests... "You there... I TELL YOU TO FALL ON THE FLOOR AND YOU KEEP PEEING LIKE I DIDN'T JUST GIVE AN ORDER?!" *gunshot* "Good... now broadcast me in all the speakers..." she says and hangs up the phone... Now she is heard loud like a rock concert, shouting profanities at all the enforcers...

"I am very sorry to the royals from Kievo Rus who brought their children here but THOSE (censurship) NEED TO HEAR IT! Now... Every guest of mine is allowed entry, by my personal decree... ANY QUESTIONS?!"

The Loyal enforcer stands up and asks "Most of them don't have a religious law assigned... people of Tahiries refuse to choose any of the three you proposed... What do we do with them?"

Qirka pauses for a second realising she screwed up... "All people of Tahiries are under the law of Cyrus the II... They will know what that means... All Christians are under Orthodox Law, Jews under Mosaic law, Muslims under Sharia law and the rest go under Noahide law... If they don't know what that means, then Ignorantia iuris nocet... F*ck you I can speak latin if I want to...! Yes I can hear you MAN M*STURBATING TO MY NAKED PICTURES IN HIS OFFICE I can also see you... I don't think I need to say how disgusting that is, but internet is free..." she says, making another long pause... "You are fired by the way, for watching porn on duty... Not just fired, as loosing your job but fired as in..." *another gunshot* "Exactly...

Good thing not all of you are heregatsi in there and you know what happens if any of you is proven as a traitor... You've all been notified during lent... It's not too hard to put an underdog back in their place... THERE WILL BE NO REVOLUTION! I CLEARLY HAVE NO TIME FOR THAT! Nor your petty plans to overthrow me... You are but a minor nuisance and I clearly have no time for that... There's an army of Dziewitin Enforcers coming your way to interrogate everyone in your outpost... You have one hour to make sure everyone gets past the gates, or you will all die, along with your families..."

Qirka stops her message with that grim note, making the Enforcers slowly get up... The loyal ones cannot stop a smile, but the rest, which includes most of the Enforcers who were taking care of the guests seem devastated... The process of crossing the border goes very smoothly now, like in the old days, as all the new requirements have been decided by Khatun herself...

"Are you happy now?" asks an enforcer the king of Cielearda, with tears in his eyes...

Coralus watches the events unfold with suspicion.

What shenanigans are the up to now?

The Fedaykin form a protective circle around him, in case anything goes wrong, but they refrain from drawing their weapons. Once Coralus understands what is going on, he smirks at the Enforcer who was harassing him earlier, and returns to socializing.

The Khatunate of Khazar Lechia

Blessed Hyrkania wrote:Coralus watches the events unfold with suspicion.

What shenanigans are the up to now?

The Fedaykin form a protective circle around him, in case anything goes wrong, but they refrain from drawing their weapons. Once Coralus understands what is going on, he smirks at the Enforcer who was harassing him earlier, and returns to socializing.

"Listen Seteldik... Either cross the border, or you get shot... you have half an hour to decide and we no longer have anything to loose... your choice..." says that smirked on Enforcer...

The Holy Empire of Kievo Rus

Khazar Lechia wrote:The Enforcers let everyone in right away. Turns out all the information about the religion of everyone is already accesible to them, making it only more obvious of how much time wasting they've done so far...

The Popielovskys cross the border.

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